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OOH YEEAAHHH!

Taylor Hubler wrote:

I'm imagining Owen bursting through a wall in a big, red, and round suit with CULL written across it while yelling, "OH YEAH!!!"

This is the greatest post in the history of everything ever.

Did I miss my cue?

I missed my cue, didn't I?

OH NOOO!!!

In all seriousness...

Body horror squicks me out. If I am not in exactly the right mood, an item which inserts, removes, or warps a part of the user's body will leave me with very little enthusiasm for reading the rest of the item.

It isn't an automatic downvote, but the rest of your item better be fantastic.

And undead creating items are that on steroids.

Wait, so you have a mood for when you want to gouge your own eyes out?

OH YEAHH!!!

OH YEAAHHHH!
Smashes through his brick wall apparatus.

OH YEAH!

A single night in a foreign port, followed by party wide "super gonorrhea"....

Bursts through the wall, "OH YE-NOoo..."

OH YEAH!

230. OH YEAH! There's a hole in your wall.

"OH YEAH!"

BRB rolling up the Kool-Aid Man

OH YEAH!