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Here's one...
1: Have you ever killed anyone?
2: Yeah, but they were all bad.
True Lies.
Edit: Blast. Ninja'ed.
JT: Whoa. We're not talking about reality here. We're talking about fiction. It's different, you know.
LS: A reality is just what we tell each other it is. Sane and insane could easily switch places if the insane were to become the majority. You would find yourself locked in a padded cell, wondering what happened to the world.
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That movie never happened. The first rule is, never talk about that movie.The second rule is... Never Talk About That Movie.
I see a lot of people breaking the first two rules in the Star Wars VII thread.
I said it there,and I'll say it here. Taken on it's own own the movie that must not be named is better than Temple of Doom.
CJTK:"Where's that damn torpedo? "
CLM:"It's ready, Jim. Lock and load! "
CJTK:"Fire!"
JT: Whoa. We're not talking about reality here. We're talking about fiction. It's different, you know.
LS: A reality is just what we tell each other it is. Sane and insane could easily switch places if the insane were to become the majority. You would find yourself locked in a padded cell, wondering what happened to the world.
In the Mouth of Madness (I think that was the title of the movie)
DDJ:"It was under the cover-stones? "
CL:"Yes. My father found it, 1928; made out of a mineral unlike any found on Earth. "
CJTK:"Where's that damn torpedo? "
CLM:"It's ready, Jim. Lock and load! "
CJTK:"Fire!"
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
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V:"I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. "
MiB:"You're that smart? "
V:"Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? "
MiB: "Yes. "
V:"Morons. "
V:"I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. "
MiB:"You're that smart? "
V:"Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? "
MiB: "Yes. "
V:"Morons. "
The Princess Bride
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"You want to kill the Ice-lord boy, you better learn to live with pain"
Here are a few.
S: May Allah grant we find food and water.
H: And may Allah grant we find nothing else.H: My heart is filled with courage!
[pause]
H: But I have very cowardly legs.H: I've never seen a black man turn white before.
I want to say Golden Voyage of Sinbad.
R - "No, I said it wasn't impossible."S - "That's the same thing you said when we robbed the little halfling's house."
"And who'd he catch? Me. And who'd he beat from the waist down? Me."
Dungeons & Dragons
CB - *picks up the phone* "Hello....uh huh....Greg must be getting soft. I'd have punched your Superintendant in the nose."
JL - "Greg walk away from a bad one?"
CB - "There was nothing to walk away from."
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Here are a few.
S: May Allah grant we find food and water.
H: And may Allah grant we find nothing else.
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H: My heart is filled with courage!
[pause]
H: But I have very cowardly legs.
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H: I've never seen a black man turn white before.I want to say Golden Voyage of Sinbad.
Two down, one and three to go.
Here are a few.
S: May Allah grant we find food and water.
H: And may Allah grant we find nothing else.
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H: My heart is filled with courage!
[pause]
H: But I have very cowardly legs.
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H: I've never seen a black man turn white before.I want to say Golden Voyage of Sinbad.
Two down, one and three to go.
Seventh Voyage of Sinbad
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
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Film one
"I am here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$...And I'm all outta bubble gum."
Film two
"Stern, He's nothin' but a low down, double dealing, back stabbin', larcenous perverted worm! Hangin's to good for him! Burnin's to good for him! He should be torn to into little bittsy pieces and buried alive! I'll kill him! KILL!"
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Film one
"I am here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$...And I'm all outta bubble gum."
They Live!
Film two
"Stern, He's nothin' but a low down, double dealing, back stabbin', larcenous perverted worm! Hangin's to good for him! Burnin's to good for him! He should be torn to into little bittsy pieces and buried alive! I'll kill him! KILL!"
Heavy Metal
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Here are a few.
S: May Allah grant we find food and water.
H: And may Allah grant we find nothing else.
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H: My heart is filled with courage!
[pause]
H: But I have very cowardly legs.
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H: I've never seen a black man turn white before.I want to say Golden Voyage of Sinbad.
Two down, one and three to go.
Seventh Voyage of Sinbad
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
Correct
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EG: Just to whom do you think you are talking, Mr. ********?
RC: You is to whom I think I am talking, Ma'am.
EG: It's true that you are larger than me... but only physically.
RC: In this case, my dear lady, that is enough.
EG: Do you mean to tell me that you are prepared to use brute force?
RC: That is exactly what I mean.
EG: [pause] Oh.
"Hey, yo Tommy, I didn't hear no bell."
Rocky V
EG: Just to whom do you think you are talking, Mr. ********?
RC: You is to whom I think I am talking, Ma'am.
EG: It's true that you are larger than me... but only physically.
RC: In this case, my dear lady, that is enough.
EG: Do you mean to tell me that you are prepared to use brute force?
RC: That is exactly what I mean.
EG: [pause] Oh.
Ok... I'm out, because the quote made me giggle enough that I cheated. I just might go watch it right now. :)
EG: Just to whom do you think you are talking, Mr. ********?
RC: You is to whom I think I am talking, Ma'am.
EG: It's true that you are larger than me... but only physically.
RC: In this case, my dear lady, that is enough.
EG: Do you mean to tell me that you are prepared to use brute force?
RC: That is exactly what I mean.
EG: [pause] Oh.
Its a John Wayne movie..but don't remember which
True Grit
S: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
U: Yep.
O: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. *splash*
MG:"You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME? "
BB:"I don't want a PIECE of you... I want the whole THING! "
same movie
T:"All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good"
HG:"I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK. "
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TC:"Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father. "
L:"You want my opinion? My son is a moron. "
TC:"I withdraw my objection. Please proceed! "
P;" Mr. M, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
BM:"Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine. "
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MG:"You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME? "
BB:"I don't want a PIECE of you... I want the whole THING! "same movie
T:"All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good"
HG:"I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK. "
Happy Gilmore. I love that fight scene.
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Another one...
1: they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! The same jokes every night for all etoinity! We're going to be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to peform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, bad-headed, humor-challenged *aliens!* Eh, what I'm trying to say is... [shouts] we need your heeeeeeeelllp!
2: Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now!
1: Right. [gets out a skull] And I'm a Shakespearean actor.
Same movie:
D: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
B: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?
I've always been a sucker for these guys...
Another one...
1: they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! The same jokes every night for all etoinity! We're going to be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to peform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, bad-headed, humor-challenged *aliens!* Eh, what I'm trying to say is... [shouts] we need your heeeeeeeelllp!
2: Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now!
1: Right. [gets out a skull] And I'm a Shakespearean actor.
Same movie:
D: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
B: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?
I've always been a sucker for these guys...
Space Jam
P;" Mr. M, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
BM:"Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine. "
Billy Madison
TC:"Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father. "
L:"You want my opinion? My son is a moron. "
TC:"I withdraw my objection. Please proceed! "
Big Daddy
Space Jam on my previous is correct. Another:
R: All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!
Space Jam on my previous is correct. Another:
R: All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!
The Wedding Singer
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Easy one.
"Houston in the blind."
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Not so easy one.
D: You have been drinking a little, hm?
SM: No ma'am. I've been drinkin a lot.
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Not so hard one.
"This is, I think, a two-pipe problem."
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Hard one.
"In my opinion, we are confronted here with something of a situation. Otherwise, I would not have presumed to take up your time. Once again, it concerns the case of Jonathan E. We know we don't want anything extraordinary to happen to Jonathan. We've already agreeed on that. No accidents, nothing unnatural. The game was created to demonstrate the futility of individual effort. And the game must do its work. The Energy Corporation has done all it can, and if a champion defeats the meaning for which the game was designed, then he must lose. I hope you agree with my reasoning."
W: I was dealing with something delicate, O. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?
O: Don't call me stupid.
W: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
O: Apes don't read philosophy.
W: Yes they do, O. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, O. I looked them up.
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Y: Alright, D, if you're my son, prove it. Kill this stupid old bugger!
LL: Hold your horses...
D: I can't kill him! He brought me up! Just like a father.
Y: Oh, you mean he's beat ya and kicked ya and smashed ya in the teeth?
LL: Yes...
D: No!
LL: No.
D: He's been kind and gentle.
Y: What kind of a father is that? Kill him!
D: No!
Y: Alright, I'll do it!
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Y: Alright, D, if you're my son, prove it. Kill this stupid old bugger!
LL: Hold your horses...
D: I can't kill him! He brought me up! Just like a father.
Y: Oh, you mean he's beat ya and kicked ya and smashed ya in the teeth?
LL: Yes...
D: No!
LL: No.
D: He's been kind and gentle.
Y: What kind of a father is that? Kill him!
D: No!
Y: Alright, I'll do it!
"Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, jump..."
W: I was dealing with something delicate, O. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?
O: Don't call me stupid.
W: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
O: Apes don't read philosophy.
W: Yes they do, O. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, O. I looked them up.
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A Fish Called Wanda
HD: "Frederick Gray! What a surprise. And in distinguished company, all wearing gas masks. You must excuse me, gentlemen, not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow! "