Time for the Tomb of Borrors!


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I, the great Kat's Eye, do summon my new play toy.

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Well it appears that the great purge of paizo i.e. Website upgrade has not taken away the majority of the party. I am missing Jenny and DD yes?


Wasn't sure about me, but I downloaded Chrome.

I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!

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Slowly pulls chromebook off the table


I post almost exclusively from mobile devices. Even so, I am surprised I didn't have problems, as I haven't downloaded any updates on my iPhone in over 2 years.


Jenny the resident gloopomancess reporting for duty. I can only post from home, and I will get around to fixing that.


I don't seem to have problems either.

So can Bashy and I turn the wheel?

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Excellent pretty much everyone survived the cleansing.

Nasty: With an unpleasant groan the wheel turns. This will drain all the lovely scum filled water from the corridors in 10 hours.


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What am I going to eat?"

He falls to his knees sobbing. Oh the humanity."


Internet explorer stopped working, so I changes over to firefox to post, IE still won't let me post

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Nasty: Fret not my friend there will be plenty of mud left over

TD: I have IE at work so I downloaded chrome and everything is hunky dory. not only that but I found a way to get on the paizo site at work even though those bastids blocked the site.


The Nasty Orc wrote:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What am I going to eat?"

He falls to his knees sobbing. Oh the humanity."

There was nothing there to eat greedy guts. It was only dirty water.


" I love that dirty water ... oh Boston your my ... " "Home? .. I heard that song somewhere."


Com'on. There is exploring to be done.

*Continues on.*

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20' in front of the pit with the wheel, is a 60' x 60' room with steps rising out of the mucky water on the north side. Further observation reveals the majority of this room is deeper water with the exception of a 5' wide pathway that heads west initially for 30' then turns north and finally east winding up at the stairway.

This path is right against the walls of the room


I start inflating my water wings.


"Now we're cooking dirty rice! Aeeeeiiiieeee!"

#Cajun kender


*Skirts along the edge, bow at the ready.*

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Alissa: From the entrance you can go 40' west, then 60' north, then 50' east. How far along do you wish to go?


All the way to the stairway on the other side.

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Alissa:Reflex: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18 I made this number up , as you make your way north, about 30' up you narrowly avoid a missing section of the path. There is a 10' section missing.


What is the condition on both sides of the gap?

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The path is fine on both sides, if someone with a little less dexterity had been crossing. They would have taken a plunge ala TD


**whistles innocently

as he continues to survey the crack from behind RA...

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TD: Why don't you make me a DC16 will save


Will save....1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9....

oh no her trunk is trapped....

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TD: While crossing the ledge you happen to catch a glance of the most bee yut efull woman under the water. She raises her index finger and beckons you forward and you take the plunge...again


"Does the Halfling know how to swim?"

he says as he watches him jump into the water looking down into the water as well.

Will Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10


Trap sees a chance to score and without really thinking he is jumping in......

"Pooty-tang!"
He yells with a splash.......

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Nasty: As you ponder that question, you see a huge sandwich floating next to the scantily clad woman dripping with a scummy water water au jus and you dive in after it.

TD: The female kender comes close and wraps her arms around you whispering to you about all the cool stuff you both can steal at the bottom of this pool.

Alissa: You see TD wrapped up in seaweed and sinking downwards along with Nasty swimming toward another clump of seaweed


Will Save: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30


Will Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

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Alissa/Bear: You do not have to worry about a will save, The kelpies are not interested in you


My love's lips are so moist......


Fire for Effect: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31

Down the Gullet: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 8

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Alissa: You hit the kelpie that is currently wrapped around TD? As he continues to Inhale Water: 2d10 ⇒ (8, 9) = 17 and sink with the kelpie in an ectasy of drowning.

Scarab Sages

Tvashtri looks perplexed. "In all my travels I have never before heard the word 'pooty-tang' - what is it? A Kender battle-cry, perhaps?"

He tries to see what Alissa is shooting at.

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TAK: You can see 2 females whose bodies morph into a tangle of seaweed at the waist.


Firing at the one that has TD. Not too worried about Nasty as he will just eat it.

Twang: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 15 + 1 = 32
Thwipp 1: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 13
Thwipp 2: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 12
Thwipp 3: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 12


Seeing the sandwich.

he launches his tongue to grab it and get it in his belly.

Tongue Attack: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (5) + 16 = 21

Swallow Whole: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (6) + 23 = 292d6 + 14 ⇒ (4, 3) + 14 = 21

"Yummie Sandwich get in my belly." he roars with glee. Even under the water the salvia is visible floating from of his mouth.

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Alissa: You have killed the poor defenseless kelpie

TD: You are free to stop attempting to breathe water.

Nasty: This sandwich is such a work of art that you would prefer to stare at it in awe and admire the perfect sandwichness of it. while doing so you Inhale Water: 2d10 ⇒ (4, 10) = 14


Will Save: 1d20 + 1 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 1 + 8 = 29

Bonus to save because he is a gluttonous fool and always wants to eat everything. His god is the Devourer he needs to eat and all the time it is a struggle for him not to want to eat something.


Trap swims for his life, coughing and sputtering he reaches the bank.....

"What a wet dream...nightmare that was..."

Scarab Sages

"If I may ask, good Mr. Barefoot, what does 'pooty-tang' mean?"


"Certainly 'pooty-tang' is a legendary kender hero who mainly specialized in acquiring favors from ladies, sometimes more than once, both coming and going....it is a long bunch of stories....."

Stops talking and gets busy day dreaming.....


Once my water wings are fully inflated and securely on my arms, I wander over to see what the fuss is about.

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AMH: In the middle of the scum filled water is a rather large sized piece of bloody kelp. TD is soaking wet,spitting up water all the while explaining the tale of a heroic kender to TAK. Nasty is floating on his back in the water looking as if he has had the most perfect sandwich ever. Alissa has her bow drawn and looks really pissed off.


I bash the kelp with my mace!

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 (this reflects my -2 penalty for swinging a mace while wearing water wings)


Sputter gasp, rinse and repeat.......


Was it just as good the second time around?

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