I, the great Kat's Eye, do summon my new play toy.
Wasn't sure about me, but I downloaded Chrome.
Jenny the resident gloopomancess reporting for duty. I can only post from home, and I will get around to fixing that.
I don't seem to have problems either.
So can Bashy and I turn the wheel?
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What am I going to eat?"
He falls to his knees sobbing. Oh the humanity."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What am I going to eat?"
He falls to his knees sobbing. Oh the humanity."
There was nothing there to eat greedy guts. It was only dirty water.
" I love that dirty water ... oh Boston your my ... " "Home? .. I heard that song somewhere."
Com'on. There is exploring to be done.
*Continues on.*
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20' in front of the pit with the wheel, is a 60' x 60' room with steps rising out of the mucky water on the north side. Further observation reveals the majority of this room is deeper water with the exception of a 5' wide pathway that heads west initially for 30' then turns north and finally east winding up at the stairway.
This path is right against the walls of the room
I start inflating my water wings.
"Now we're cooking dirty rice! Aeeeeiiiieeee!"
*Skirts along the edge, bow at the ready.*
All the way to the stairway on the other side.
What is the condition on both sides of the gap?
**whistles innocently
as he continues to survey the crack from behind RA...
Will save........
oh no her trunk is trapped....
"Does the Halfling know how to swim?"
he says as he watches him jump into the water looking down into the water as well.
Trap sees a chance to score and without really thinking he is jumping in......
"Pooty-tang!"
He yells with a splash.......
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Nasty: As you ponder that question, you see a huge sandwich floating next to the scantily clad woman dripping with a scummy water water au jus and you dive in after it.
TD: The female kender comes close and wraps her arms around you whispering to you about all the cool stuff you both can steal at the bottom of this pool.
Alissa: You see TD wrapped up in seaweed and sinking downwards along with Nasty swimming toward another clump of seaweed
Firing at the one that has TD. Not too worried about Nasty as he will just eat it.
Seeing the sandwich.
he launches his tongue to grab it and get it in his belly.
"Yummie Sandwich get in my belly." he roars with glee. Even under the water the salvia is visible floating from of his mouth.
Bonus to save because he is a gluttonous fool and always wants to eat everything. His god is the Devourer he needs to eat and all the time it is a struggle for him not to want to eat something.
Trap swims for his life, coughing and sputtering he reaches the bank.....
"What a wet dream...nightmare that was..."
"Certainly 'pooty-tang' is a legendary kender hero who mainly specialized in acquiring favors from ladies, sometimes more than once, both coming and going....it is a long bunch of stories....."
Stops talking and gets busy day dreaming.....
Once my water wings are fully inflated and securely on my arms, I wander over to see what the fuss is about.
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AMH: In the middle of the scum filled water is a rather large sized piece of bloody kelp. TD is soaking wet,spitting up water all the while explaining the tale of a heroic kender to TAK. Nasty is floating on his back in the water looking as if he has had the most perfect sandwich ever. Alissa has her bow drawn and looks really pissed off.
I bash the kelp with my mace!
(this reflects my -2 penalty for swinging a mace while wearing water wings)
Sputter gasp, rinse and repeat.......
Was it just as good the second time around?