Time for the Tomb of Borrors!

[JRR Tolkien]

Thank you for the list Alissa, although you did leave off 2 important folks Old doc flumph and of course Really old gamer

And to celebrate this auspicious occasion...It's time for the log ride.

Nasty/AMH: You reach the edge and slow down briefly, before plunging downwards
Feel free to raise your hands.

[AM HEALER]

I raise my hands and puke, but because we are speeding downhill, it all flies back into my face.

[Ranger Alissa]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

Thank you for the list Alissa, although you did leave off 2 important folks Old doc flumph and of course Really old gamer

And to celebrate this auspicious occasion...It's time for the log ride.

Nasty/AMH: You reach the edge and slow down briefly, before plunging downwards
Feel free to raise your hands.

I was just naming companions that fought at my side, not the evil masterminds.

Although, without Really Old Gamer I would not be here. Thanks Rog!

[Really old gamer]

Yeah, you plucky homicidal girl with a... Mysterious backstory. You know you have a truly important mission, but you can do it!

Rootin' for all a you misfits!

...falls promptly asleep again.

[The Nasty Orc]

The puke and all of Nasty's saliva is also going into your face as he roars in glee. His jowls flapping around like some mammoth St Bernard dog. His hand do indeed go into the air and some of the seal lion jerky goes flying as well. Indeed he makes a huge mess where every he goes without even trying.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty/AMH: As you both plunge to the bottom you are throughly soaked. As you clear the water from your eyes you notice there are 8 fighter types 4 on each side of the stream.

2 of them attempt to throw nets over you

net: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
net: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7.. Not very successfully

TAK/Jenny: You will begin taking the nestea plunge.

[Schism]

Are these going to be touch attacks, or just flatfooted attacks?
BTW, I am not here. I am remote scrying and adding commentary when I think it is necessary.

[JRR Tolkien]

Schism wrote:

Are these going to be touch attacks, or just flatfooted attacks?

I suppose it would be touch

[Schism]

That could be troublesom.

[The Nasty Orc]

Nasty looks about. Seeing the net. He turns to AM HEALER "Hmm they must think we are fish or food for them. We teach them better eh?"

He draws his axe and goes into a blood crazed berserker rage.

He jumps out of the kayak and moves to attack the men with the nets.

Tongue Grab: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31

Swallow Whole: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (8) + 13 = 212d6 + 12 ⇒ (2, 1) + 12 = 15

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: Add another occupant to the gutbuster hotel

sword: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

You now have the attention of Sir Bluto who is strolling over

[Schism]

Bluto

[The Nasty Orc]

"I like your hair suit. I will take it from you after I kill you. Then I will eat you and your friends."

Intimidate: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (1) + 16 = 17

[JRR Tolkien]

The Nasty Orc wrote:

"I like your hair suit. I will take it from you after I kill you. Then I will eat you and your friends."

[dice=Intimidate]1d20 + 16;

Hahahaha...you think your strong to the finitch, cause you ate your spinach.

[Trapdodger Barefoot]

"Merrily, merrily, merrily....row, row, row your kayak."

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny/TAK: Raise your arms if you got em cause down you go

[AM HEALER]

I'm right behind you Nasty! I jump out and show them the wrath of Smashy.

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
1d8 + 5 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 5 + (1, 1) + 4 = 19

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

"OOOOOOHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOOOOOODNNNEEEEEESSS!!!"

Hearing the ambush down below, Tvashtri abruptly jumps ship at the start of the plummet in an attempt to get the jump on them by drifting down on his parasol.

[Alick]

I use my telekinesis to fly mine and Alyssa's kayak over head where we can take advantage of being ranged combatants. Also, energy ray on a baddie! energy ray: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 294d4 + 12 ⇒ (4, 3, 2, 1) + 12 = 22

[Det-Det Misthanger]

The highest pitched, most horror filled meow echoes off every dungeon wall. Det-Det can hold on for the ride, though, and as the kayak makes it to the bottom and closer to the fighters he casts Mirror Strike and positions himself between two on the right.

"This water is not useful even for fish, wasteful -and- very chilling." He shivers himself dry and goes for a Stunning Fist Boom Doom: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 if it hits, Cat fists: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 They both make a DC 16 Fort save. Do I add my claw damage on that too?

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

Tvashtri keeps his parasol in a deathgrip with one arm, then hefts his crossbow with the other and fires it with his tail on his way down.

+1 Heavy Crossbow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
damage: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: Bam! right in the kisser, olive oyl yips with pleasure. 2 of the minions attack you!

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8 Ouch: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 Ouch: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

TAK/Alick: Now, now let's not get ahead of ourselves, you can not hear the ambush over the sound of the waterfall.

TAK/Jenny: You have arrived at the bottom and are soaked to the bone as well, your excitement about the plunge changes to one of alarm as 2 goons attempt to net you.

TAK: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Jenny: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17,,if that hits you you is netted

Alick/Alissa: Are you ready for the plunge? you are next.

DD: You and TD are after Alick and Alissa also see comment for TAK/Alick above, in the meantime enjoy the ride

[Trapdodger Barefoot]

Soon the neastea plunge.....

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

Tvashtri looks at the net lying at his hooves, then up at the goon that threw it.

"What's this? If you were looking to catch fish, you will need better equipment than that - here, try a POLE!"

+1 Silver Quarterstaff: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Meanwhile, Tvashtri's tail dips into his haversack, and pulls out Minimus Macabre, whose eyes emit a familiar mesmerizing red glow....

Okay, 4 HD worth of bad guys, make a DC 16 Will save or go to sleep!

[RoboGirl 2000]

If I have 16 hit die, does one of my feet fall asleep?

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Okay, netted. These guys deserve to have a real catch...

"BURRRRRRBLE..."

I start digesting their net. As a wise oozefolk once said, everything can be digested!

[JRR Tolkien]

TAK: Will: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6..It looks as if one of the goons decides to take a nap and you leave a large welt on another. He attempts to return the favor

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 Ouch: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Jenny: The hemp rope easily dissolves..but not before a goonie attacks

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 Ouch: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Alick/Alissa: You have arrived at the bottom and instead of a greeting by your compatriots you instead get a net.

Net Alick: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
net Alissa: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

TD/DD: You have reached the edge, any last requests?

[AM HEALER]

Again! Take that you goons!

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
1d8 + 5 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 5 + (4, 3) + 4 = 21

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: Bam, another one straight to Bashy.

[Ranger Alissa]

What the?
*As the net hits just beside her.*
Looks like someone forgot to lead the net.

Quick Draws bow and fires: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 10 + 1 = 19 Thwipp: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: You manage to scratch one of the goons. He attacks you back.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23 Ouch: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

TD/DD: You take the plunge and are utterly soaked. After clearing your eyes you see your fellowship in combat with armor clad goons. 2 attempt to net you

Net DD: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Net TD: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24

[Trapdodger Barefoot]

"Bah you can't catch a kender with nets!"

Escape artist
1d20 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18

If not TD will use his sharp sickles to cut himself free....

[JRR Tolkien]

TD: You successfully escape the net that was made for larger prey than Kender.

However one of the goons attacks.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
Ouch: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

[Trapdodger Barefoot]

"Hey pick on someone your own size!"

Sickle 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Sickle 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Sickle 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

[Ranger Alissa]

Ouch.
*Tosses Bear at them.*
Get em.

Multi-Shot: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 10 + 1 = 12
Thwipp 1: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 = 9
Thwipp 2: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5
Thwipp 3: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3

Second Shot: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 10 + 1 = 21
Second Thwipp: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 = 7

How quick is the current taking us past the goons?

[Alissa's Bear]

RRRAAAWWWWHHHHRRRRR!!!!

Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29
Rip 1: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 2) + 10 = 14

Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35
Rip 2: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 1) + 10 = 14

Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
Gnaw: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

Rend: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 2, 1, 3) + 10 = 19

[JRR Tolkien]

TD: You manage to give one a really nasty papercut. The goon is unhappy with you and hits back.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Ouch: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Alissa: I assumed you would exit the kayaks, but if not I will say that the current is pretty slow here.

You and Bear tear 2 goons to pieces. You have attracted the attention of Bluto

[Det-Det Misthanger]

Now DetDet will take a sweet mirrored crotch stunner vs Bluto and one of his friends near him like I mentioned earlier. Rerolls R Us: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 91d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 and make those saves.. if you dare! *absolutely silly karate cat noises*
My phone has favored enemy: forums

[Schism]

I thought your were huddling in the bottom of your kayak.

[Ranger Alissa]

How many goons are there?

Trueshot at Bluto: 20 + 10 = 30
Thwipp 1: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 = 7
Thwipp 2: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 = 7
Thwipp 3: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4

[Alissa's Bear]

RRRAAWWWWHHHRRRRR!!!!
Going after the goon that has Alick in the net.

Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18

Slash 1: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 6) + 10 = 17
Slash 2: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 4) + 10 = 16
Nom Nom: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

Rend: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 2, 5, 4) + 10 = 25

[Trapdodger Barefoot]

"The death of a thousand cuts!"

Sickle 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Sickle 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Sickle 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

[JRR Tolkien]

DD: Unfortunately the soaking you took has affected your aim.

Alissa: The goons are gone after taking that beating from Bear

TD: You manage leave a nice scar across Bluto's face.

Bluto attacks bear thinking it's Popeye in disguise

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
Ouch: 1d12 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28
1d12 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Tasty net. Yum... Eat net. Digest. Happy. Mmmmmm..

Wazzat? Oh yeah, we were fighting!

BURRRRRRB!!!

pseudopod!!!: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27
to the FACE!!!: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Plus paralyze DC22.

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

While continuing to batter the goon before him...

staff infection: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

...his tail continues the much more critical task of fielding his mechanicals, next pulling out Agni, who spits a bolt at Bluto...

crossbow breath: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
damage: 1d8 ⇒ 1

...and Minimus Macabre scoots forward and swipes at the clear and present goon's shins with its small but nasty blade.

Tiny falcata: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
critical threat!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
damage: 3d4 ⇒ (1, 2, 1) = 4

[JRR Tolkien]

Fort: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14

It looks as if Bluto be paralysed.

TAK: If you wish, you will auto hit Bluto as the goons are dead.

[Schism]

If I was there, I would be drawing funny pictures on him with permenant markers.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Face thing tasty... Mmmm... envelop, digest...

SLURRRRRB...

[Alick]

Okay then... I quickly burn the net to cinders and pounce out, forming some of my crystals in claws of death. I pounce the nearest bad guy. pounce: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 212d10 + 8 ⇒ (7, 8) + 8 = 23

[JRR Tolkien]

Alrighty then, between the dissolving and burning crystals you have defeated the enemies in this room.