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Nuh-uh. First level. Charm monster and emotion is fourth. Try again.


GREEEEERK? MEAT... FRESH??? EWWWWWW...

Liberty's Edge

Thank god for otyughs only choosing rotten meat. I'm gonna take out my modly sandwich and throw it at the sorceror. (Touch)

attack roll: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

And then look at the Scarabian and say "What the !@#$ are you doing down here...wherever we are?"


Really old gamer wrote:
Nuh-uh. First level. Charm monster and emotion is fourth. Try again.

First I sidestep as a free action and let the rotten sandwich hit the floor. Can I like use a spell scroll. I have them on a scroll in my backpack.


Start the game with scrolls? Never heard of it. In my day, we didn't get ANY equipment beyond a grubby linen shirt, and we liked it! The kids today, pffft. And damn, that shirt was uncomfortable... But yes, you sidestep the sandwich. The otyugh goes barging after it, slobber flying. It isn't pretty. Let's just say it isn't one of the best days to be a moldy old sandwich.

And there ain't no such thing as a free action.


*applauds the DM*

Liberty's Edge

I THINK IT IS PRETTY HARD TO BE A THIEF WHEN YOU ARE TOO BUSY KISSING THE GM'S BUTT

P.S. I LIKE THE SORCEROR GUY AND WILL NOT STEAL HIS WALLET


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*Pulls out torch.*
*Strike flint to stone.*
*Light Torch.*
*Hand Torch to AM Healer*

Here you go.


Quiet, you. I don't even know what a rouge is.


Maybe we should avoid the R word.

Liberty's Edge

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OH MAN I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID THAC0


Really old gamer wrote:

Start the game with scrolls? Never heard of it. In my day, we didn't get ANY equipment beyond a grubby linen shirt, and we liked it! The kids today, pffft. And damn, that shirt was uncomfortable... But yes, you sidestep the sandwich. The otyugh goes barging after it, slobber flying. It isn't pretty. Let's just say it isn't one of the best days to be a moldy old sandwich.

And there ain't no such thing as a free action.

Watches the Otyugh graze on the moldy with extreme caution whilst wondering where his free action went. Am Sorcerer readies his quarterstaff (like it will help in this situation) in case the moldy eating sandwich/garbage monster gets to close.

"Gods, I feel so useless with a long wooden stick. I should have been a first edition illusionist."


Full BAB Rogue in Plate wrote:

I THINK IT IS PRETTY HARD TO BE A THIEF WHEN YOU ARE TOO BUSY KISSING THE GM'S BUTT

P.S. I LIKE THE SORCEROR GUY AND WILL NOT STEAL HIS WALLET

P.S. I don't have a wallet, just a pouch holding some lint, a dead beetle, and a loaded mouse trap.

Liberty's Edge

Can I have the mouse trap! I could use it to get a new familiar, since Grasshopper Man won't do it.


Now that AM Healer's torch is light up the area once again, I am heading down the corridor.

Spot: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

Liberty's Edge

I'm in second, ten foot pole prodding the ceiling.


I AM RIDING ON MY PET OTYUGH AND JUGGLING THE TORCH. I HAVE JUGGLING AS A NONWEAPON PROFICIENCY.


Sure. I can't get the thing to work. But what do you have to trade?

Liberty's Edge

IS IT REALLY JUGGLING IF YOU ARE ONLY JUGGLING ONE THING?

I AM GOING TO START JUGGLING THAT THIEF'S TEETH ONCE I GET A HOLD OF HIM

P.S. IT IS SO ON YOU 1ST EDITION CLOWN

Liberty's Edge

I'll give you a look at my spellbook...oh wait. !@#$ lazy sorcerers don't have time for bookkeeping! Alrighty, how about this Material Focus I looted from the Old Man's Academy?


Okay, now we're talking. You walk by the otyugh's home, which could be a blessing that saves you from permanent damage to your olfactory senses, further into the corridor. Another chamber comes into view from the light of the torch. It's a huge chamber, and you can see something moving in the darkness ahead. A bit of blue skin can be seen in the torchlight. You hear a sudden cry. It sounds inhuman, more like an animal sound:

IK! IK! IK! IK!

...

IK! IK!

There seems to be a few of the creatures ahead, since they answer one another's IKs.

What are you doing?


GRUUUURG IK IK BAD!


Ready my bow.


RAAAHHHRRRRR!

Liberty's Edge

Thwack it

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

1d4 ⇒ 1


Nesod the Monkchinegun wrote:
I'll give you a look at my spellbook...oh wait. !@#$ lazy sorcerers don't have time for bookkeeping! Alrighty, how about this Material Focus I looted from the Old Man's Academy?

The material focus, what does it look like and is it magical?

Second, what's making that noise. is the hallway well light to see or do I need to add more light?

Liberty's Edge

The focus is an ancient dagger, roughly 10k years old and belonging to some lost civilization or another. It can function as a key to most locks and WHY am I considering trading this in for a mousetrap?


Because the mousetrap will allow you to summon your next familiar?

Liberty's Edge

Screw that. I can think of something else. Hey Gassy, wanna be my familiar?


I would advise against it. All of Nesod's familiars seem to disappear on him.

Liberty's Edge

Only because I let them! You can walk out, and we both get benefits!


Nesod the Monkchinegun wrote:
The focus is an ancient dagger, roughly 10k years old and belonging to some lost civilization or another. It can function as a key to most locks and WHY am I considering trading this in for a mousetrap?

Nah, I use a heavy hammer to smash locks open. The spellbooks promising however.


I WANT TO KILL THE IK THINGS.

ATTACK IT WITH MY MACE: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

DOES THAT HIT?

MY MACE MAKES IT HURT: 1d8 ⇒ 8


While AM rushes to attack that which he cannot see, I will watch back.

Bear, follow and guard.


RAAHHRRRR!

*Follows the foolish cleric.*


Okay, you guys run into the room, both AM H and Nessy. You find yourself standing in the midst of blue-skinned lizards with dopey looks on their stubby faces. The room smells sharp, almost painfully so, and you smell something like rolls and rolls of insulation. They are eight, and they are looking at you sideways. They seem to start getting excited.
"IK IK IK IKIKIKIKIKIK..."

Do you want to keep thwacking them, or what?


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Is Dean in here? It's been three weeks and I want my corebook and APG back...

oh sorry, I thought this was Tomb of Borrowers. {exits, stage left}

Liberty's Edge

I plug my nose and say "Hey, what was with the mummy back there?"


Looks like my grandmother.

Liberty's Edge

Really? Interesting.


I KEEP THWACKING.

Liberty's Edge

I cast Improved Thwacking on AM Healer.


Knowledge Nature: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

What do I know about the Ik Ik Lizards?

Liberty's Edge

"They're flammable, for one" I say as I toss a Fireball at one.


Bear Heel!


Raahhrr?

*Runs to his master before fireball goes off.*


*stands behind Nesod and makes IK IK noises*

Liberty's Edge

IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN JUST STEALTH TO THE END OF THIS THING AND GET MY +2 LONGSWORD

IF NOT CAN I JUST CHOKE THE THIEF FOR AWHILE

P.S. HEY OLD GM WHAT IS IT LIKE TO GO TO BED AT 6:30PM EVERY DAY?

Liberty's Edge

Considering how few spells I get, you could just ask me.


I could backstab you and put your out of your misery. Then I could take your stuff. Fair trade.

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