100 things the villain is doing when 'scrying' is cast on him


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131. Apparently getting an unaccompanied tour of nearest village. The scrying bobs and weaves following gaps in the crowd, what there is of it, then stops at a door from which a coded knock emanates. The wizard is under an invisibility effect and just knocked before entering.

132. The scrying reveals a buffoonish clown entertaining kids and parents during a local festival. Everyone appears to be enjoying the show. The clown is clearly wearing a disguise accenting numerous features that invite mockery. Even you are enjoying the show, until you remember the simmering psychopathic evil underneath.


133. Getting force-choked by the REAL BBEG.
134. Chuckling inwardly when the king's war council goes into a furor because their liege was the target of the villain's new and improved greater misdirection spell (invented just last week).
135. Reading bedtime stories to the minions.
136. Trolling the messageboards by posting an alignment question about a pregnant, multiclassed paladin/monk considering abortion in the regular Pathfinder Society forum, then flagging it as being in the wrong forum!

And the single most evil act I can think of...

137. Shilling for Wal-Mart.

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138. Eating Cheerios (everyone needs a healthy heart...)
139. Doing push ups
140. Baking a pie (go with the whole wearing an apron thing)
141. Star gazing with his son (even villains love their children right?)
142. Doing horrible acting for his minions, but has any minions who don't like it executed.
143. Playing an instrument
144. Sharpening his swords
145. Researching a spell
146. Putting surround wrap on the inside of a toilet


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147. Making out with the group paladin's girlfriend. (Comic: and his mother too!)

148. Shaving.

149.Watching a tv show that would be embarassing for others to find out.


It's a bit shameful my #150 isn't already on here!

150. Laughing maniacally (comic version: 50% chance this is the result of any scrying, now roll on a location table for where he's laughing).

151. Fake plotting just in case anyone is scrying on him.

152. Telling his pet hell hound who a good boy is.

153. Working on minion uniforms with a fashion designer.

154. Dinner with the in-laws.


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Complied d% table number 1:

spoilered for length:
1. Eavesdropping at a door.
2. Putting on shoes or boots (comic version: Buying new ones.)
3. Brooding on a parapet (comic version: hanging laundry out to dry.)
4. In the middle of killing some other, luckless band of heroes. Note: An excellent chance to observe the villain's combat tactics!
5. Surveying a map. (Comic version: Or a menu.)
6. Biological break in the middens.
7. Sleeping (comic version: clutching favorite plush-doll, preferably of one of the adventurers).
8. "Sleeping" with someone (comic version: their familiar or a PCs mother)
9. Weeding his garden
10. Having an injury tended
11. Practicing his skills (Comic: practicing his evil laugh)
12. Doing daily chores of some kind (comic: wearing a pinafore)
13. Reading a book (comic version: reading the Evil Overlord List)
14. Bathing.
15. Scrying on someone else
16. Eating in his banquet hall (comic version: eating in a family style Italian restaurant)
17. Chewing out underlings (comic version: being chewed out by underlings).
18. Scrying on the PCs (comic version: scrying on the PCs). (Immature comic version: scrying on the PCs, with lewd camera angles).
19. Bickering with associates (comic version/demogorgon version: bickering with s/h/itself).
20. Entering the scrying PC's home disguised as a servant
21. Berating an underling for failing to destroy the PC's
22. Practicing his evil speech/monologue
23. Prepping spells
24. Eating a nice meal
25. Yoga or meditating. (Possibly preparing his spells for the day?)
26. Training.
27. Executing an underling for failure. Possibly with comedic unconventional weapon.
28. Eating.
29. Being entertained by minstrel/dancer/jester. (Comedic: Singing karaoke. Badly.)
30. Show the room the parties in
31. Tying his shoes (serious while reciting a spell or discussing his day plans)
32. Disco and karaoke.
33. Making morning oatmeal (good time to attack or poison) (possibly eating oatmeal with an important paper in front, or spellcaster spell book giving knowledge of that day's spells.)
34. Tae Bo (best as an odd wizard type).
35. Talking to a cohort via a mirror (one sided convo) (comic version: talking to himself via a mirror [two-sided convo])
36. In a house of ill repute.
37. Horrifically torturing someone the PCs care about deeply (comic version: torturing someone who gets off on it deeply, Addams Family-style).
38. Casting Detect Scrying. (Comic version: And proceeding to moon the PCs' sensor)
39. Grooming themselves. (Comic version: Singing into their hairbrush)
40. Standing right behind them!
41. Removing his mask to reveal...no one the PCs have ever seen before.
42. Being killed by another group of heroes.
43. Interviewing a new potential lieutenant. (Comic version: Being eaten by a new potential lieutenant: congratulations, the campaign now has a new and even nastier BBEG.)
44. Observing a burning [insert one: captive, hut, village, planet] with deep satisfaction. (Comic version: Accompanied by minions who are roasting sausages over the flames.)
45. Supervising the looting of a granary. (Comic version: Supervising the looting of the PCs' favorite Magic Shoppe oh god! the humanity! nooooo! of course you realize, this means war!)
46. Summoning an outsider for information and/or service.
47. Lying in wait for his next victim horror movie style. They can watch the carnage but do nothing about it.
48. Enjoying a massage from an attractive underling. It's good to be the king.
49. Scrying on the gaming table/session
50. Playing pool.
51. Plotting his defenses (tactics!) Comic Version: Playing the "final confrontation" with him and the PCs as action figures.
52. Playing poker and losing badly to his underlings (comic version: playing poker having gambled everything but his boxers)
53. Brushing their teeth with a bottle of Jack
54. Running their plan past a focus group comprised of elementary school students (pursuant to 13a).
55. Whistling innocently and trying to keep a straight face (Detect Scrying was already cast and they currently have some invisible horror waiting in the wings to eat the PCs when they teleport in).
56. Playing chess with himself (simulacrum) or death.
57. In a session with a dominatrix (an ideal time to attack.)
58. Scrying the BBEG. (There's a doppelganger involved. Which one, though?)
59. Running in fear from a rat. (Strategy advice for the PCs.)
60. Summoning a powerful creature of the lower planes. When the PCs attack they'll find the creature still trapped in the circle, remember how easily outside forces can break it.
61. Debating Alignment with a duped pawn/catspaw who just cast Know Alignment on the BBEG and is now questioning their allegiance to said BBEG.
62. Playing Pong on his vintage, mint condition Atari 2600.
63. Or playing THIS on his Intellivision! Holy cats!
64. Admiring himself.
65. Playing with a puppy. Its name is Spot. When they confront him, "Spot" turns out to be an advanced Hell Hound.
66. Reviewing the paybook. Lots of dead mooks at the protagonist’s hands means plenty of money allotted for salary is now available for additional traps.
67. Reviewing various illusions a potential recruit is capable of creating, leading our scrying fellows to believe he now has several pet juvenile dragons.
68. Feeding his pet dragon.
69. Ordering his new servants to clean up his new pet, named Fluffy. Fluffy happens to be off screen and an Iron Golem.
70. Admiring a new vintage from a protagonist hometown.
71. Writing a thank you letter to one of the PCs for the blueprints of their hideout which they have upon their desk.
72. Holding a board meeting for the shareholders of the PCs' favorite coffee house.
73. Enjoying their morning tea in the company of a PC that everyone thought had been slain.
74. Counting to 3 with their henchmen right outside the door to the room the PCs are in.
75. Crafting magic items.
76. Staring directly at the scrying. A turn out there’s a painting he likes.
77. Taking down holiday decorations
78. Putting up holiday decorations
79. Giving a speech
80. Falling asleep at the underling report-out meeting
81. Trying to get fingers out of a Chinese Finger Trap
82. Receiving the mayor from the nearby town (surprise! the mayor forges a pact with the BBEG!)
83. Pacing anxiously up and down a corridor.
84. In conference with another villain (unrelated to the current plot), detailing his plans for dealing with the PCs. (This may seem like you're giving the PCs even more than they hoped for, unless you ask yourself: why would he tell the truth to this other villain?)
85. Losing a boxing match with his shadow.
86. Stealing a tip as he leaves a restaurant (he is evil after all).
87. Dunking monster crackers into milk and eating them while making strange sounds.
88. Filling out tax forms. This may involve a tax collector being nailed to his wall.
89. A white sign appears saying "unable to complete your connection at this time. Please scry again later." (BBEG has cast non-detection, sure to make the PCs paranoid.)
90. Working in the lab, as the scrying starts he suddenly turns to face the PCs and drops a flask.
91. Negotiating for dental coverage for his minions "Because I never know when they'll need to rip out some hero's throat with nothing but their teeth."
92. Sitting at a table twiddling his thumbs looking bored. (BBEG has to wait for the PCs to arrive before beginning his big bad plan, so they can burst in just in time to foil it.)
93. Watching TiVo.
94. Communing with other planes (comic-On the telephone demanding a pay raise and danger money from the GM)
95. Watching a sports event (baseball, cricket, etc...)
96. Participating in a sports event ("and now, up to bat' is..."). Potentially includes gladiatorial stuff.
97. Judging a competition (comic - they get an image of Simon Cowell)
98. Playing a tabletop roleplaying game set in a world without magic.
99. Fixing his toupee in the bathroom mirror while singing a "truly epic" Bohemian Rhapsody
100. Counting his treasure.

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155. Twirling his moustache
156. Kicking a puppy
157. What he ACTUALLY probably spends most of his work time doing: receiving a briefing from underlings about status of completion of some project he's had them working on
158. Pushing tokens around a big table map. When he's not using it he keeps the map covered so scrying can't read it


ED-209 wrote:

17. Chewing out underlings (comic version: being chewed out by underlings).

18. Scrying on the PCs (comic version: scrying on the PCs). (immature comic version: scrying on the PCs, with lewd camera angles).
19. Bickering with associates (comic version/demogorgon version: bickering with s/h/itself).

I so read this post without the '/'s in it... <shakes head>


159. Flying somewhere

159a skydiving

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160. Comic: Listening to Eye of the Tiger and punching.

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Dang! We got exiled to 'Gamer Talk'. I was hoping this would stick on 'Advice' and be genuinely useful to GMs who wanted a quick random table. (I figured requiring comical versions would let us all joke around while we built it.)

Oh, well, at least we've got more than enough good suggestions to make a d% table. In fact, we might end up with enough for two tables...

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161. Target practice.


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162. Polishing his wand. (comic version: Polishing his wand...*wink wink nudge nudge*)

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163. Comic: Cry reading Dr. Seuss.

164. Comic: Hosting the Minion's Choice Awards.


165.) Comic: Listening to opera music and trying to sing along.

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166. Playing with dolls, Spaceballs style.

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Nymian Harthing wrote:
166. Playing with dolls, Spaceballs style.

Wasn't that #51? Although it does give me the idea for...

167. Directing an artist, police-sketch style, in creating a sketch of one of the PCs so all his minions will know that PC by sight. (Comical: Creating a voodoo doll of one of the PCs, and yelling to one of his minions, "I want those pins red hot!")

And more:

168. Reclining on his chair or throne in what is often called 'the Slouch of Villainy'. (comic: And has fallen asleep, and is dripping the Drool of Villainy onto the Left Sleeve of Villainy.)

169. Admiring a large and horrendous-looking siege machine. (comic: A loud man in a checkered tunic is trying to sell him the extended warranty.)

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170. Murderising another bunch of adventurers.
171. Kidnapping the PC's relatives.
172. Committing suicide.

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173. Bathing.

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Nymian Harthing wrote:
166. Playing with dolls, Spaceballs style.

167. Directing an artist, police-sketch style, in creating a sketch of one of the PCs so all his minions will know that PC by sight. (Comical: Creating a voodoo doll of one of the PCs, and yelling to one of his minions, "I want those pins red hot!")

And more:

168. Reclining on his chair or throne in what is often called 'the Slouch of Villainy'. (comic: And has fallen asleep, and is dripping the Drool of Villainy onto the Left Sleeve of Villainy.)

169. Admiring a large and horrendous-looking siege machine. (comic: A loud man in a checkered tunic is trying to sell him the extended warranty.)

174. Since we are talking classic comedy..

Its a slow sunday at doomkeep manor and snidely whiplash has noticed a real decline in morale. Its the price you pay when you are evil. Hoping to establish a sense of teamwork and raise morale. Snidely has decided to put on a one man rendition of monty pythons the holy grail for his minions.


Numbers have gotten out of whack again. Re-calibrating:

179. Feeding monstrous pets.(Comedic: Playing fetch with monstrous pets while saying in baby-talk "Who's a good monster? You are! Go get it!"
180. Enjoying leisurely activity. (Comedic: Bowling-for-minions)
181. Brewing potions/crafting scrolls/otherwise creating magic items.
182. Performing dark ritual. (Comedic: In order to receive trivial item, such as a donut)


175. Supervising his quartermaster paying his mercenaries/supplying equipment for his minions.
176. Dictating to a scribe (Perception check to read his lips)
177. Hunting/Falconing with his favorite sycophants
178. Tanning leather. What kind of leather? You don't want to know. . .


183) Falling through the air somewhere underground, nervous. A sufficiently careful observation of the scene will reveal he's actually in a shaft with air rushing up it at very high (150mph) velocity. This is actually of importance as he has designed his new lair around the use of these tubes for rapid transit. While there is no place you can't reach by other means the tubes are much faster and in times of attack the traps in the other routes will be armed.

Trained (1 skill point) it's a DC10 task (dex based) to move up or down at 10'/round, every additional 5'/round adds 2 to the DC. Untrained it's a DC20 task. Failing a check either (50%) inflicts 1 point of subdual damage for every point the check is missed by (bouncing off the walls) or moves you 5' up or down for every point you missed the check by. Note that the shape of the tube precludes going up or down too far. The BBEG is still learning to use them, that's why he's nervous.


184. Accounting, truly boring paperwork.

185. Carefully writing a letter of introduction for an underling. It must be just right. The villain is clearly extremely pedantic.


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170. Murderising another bunch of adventurers.

171. Kidnapping the PC's relatives.
172. Committing suicide.

172, the following scrying.

Turns out it was a clone, and the villain seems to have developed the power to make even high will people kill themselves. Weirdly, he tried this first on a clone.

The villain smiles.


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186. Congratulating himself on not allowing the players to learn his identity as they scry on his patsy.


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Ivan Rûski wrote:
182. Performing dark ritual. (Comedic: In order to receive trivial item, such as a donut)

Hey man, donuts are serious business.


Orthos wrote:
Ivan Rûski wrote:
182. Performing dark ritual. (Comedic: In order to receive trivial item, such as a donut)
Hey man, donuts are serious business.

True. It would not surprise me one bit to find out that virgin sacrifice is the reason Krispy Kreme is so good.

191. Cooking. (Comedic: While having a conversation with his meal-to-be.)
192. Shopping. (Comedic: At Walmart.)
193. Staring out across the land from his base of operations. (Comedic: Sending a Slinky down the 10,000 steps it takes to get there.)
194. Extracting information from a prisoner. (Comedic: Via tickle-torture.)
195. In conference with his top lieutenants.
196. Planning an attack on a location important to the PCs.
197. Spending time with his family.
198. Working on a hobby (painting, model-making, bonsai, etc.).
199. Riding in a carriage.
200. Giving a speech.


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Compiled d% table number 2:

spoilered for length:
1. Mounted, at a crossroads or promontory, reading a map.
2. At a royal gala, having a grand old time. Shows how well connected he is, and how difficult it'll be to deal with him in a non-destructive good-aligned way.
3. Tending his garden. (in either pretty or deathtrap varieties)
4. Dungeon delving with his own adventuring party.
5. In his stronghold, casting ceremony.
6. Standing perfectly still and glaring at the sensor. He holds the same pose and always faces the sensor no matter what direction it looks at him from. This is actually an illusion designed for just such a thing. (Comic: said illusion is flipping the scry sensor off)
7. Crafting sculptures in the likeness of the PCs for use in spells (probably not to the benefit of the PCs)
8. Reviewing his base's defenses with his trusty lieutenant. (Comic: rehearsing his monologue over a half-built deathtrap)
9. Bribing or seducing an ally of the PCs. (Comic: cuckolding a minion.)
10. At the tailor's, for a fitting.
11. Parenting. (Comic: "grilling" his/her child's latest suitor.)
12. Taking bed rest.
13. Dictating a letter to a minion.
14. Bargaining with a called creature or paying it for services rendered.
15. Having a Harrow reading.
16. Attending a public performance of some kind, such as a play, mass, or trial.
17. Any Downtime Activity from Ultimate Campaign, really.
18. Betraying an ally.
19. Offending a different enemy of the PCs.
20. Demonstrating the pass phrase to someplace the PCs must infiltrate.
21. Interrogating a prisoner. (Comic: Half-listening to a minion's latest excuses for some failure.)
22. Creating an undead minion.
23. Feeding the guardian beast(s). (Comic: You have failed me for the last time!)
24. In the middle of casting or receiving a sending.
25. Conversing in Druidic, or another secret language.
26. Having a conversation where a translator is required to understand her interlocutor.
27. Briefing her simulacra.
28. Opening a gift or accepting tribute. (Comic: eating fruitcake.)
29. Having looted it from a nearby body, tapping a forked metal rod and listening to its tone while wearing a look of intense concentration.
30. Practicing a new spell or skill.
31. Procuring an expensive, distinctive material component.
32. Listening to a lecture on the history of some item she's buying, selling, or seeking.
33. Spanking a leprechaun while listening to polka. It's part of his interpretive dance routine.
34. Apparently getting an unaccompanied tour of nearest village. The scrying bobs and weaves following gaps in the crowd, what there is of it, then stops at a door from which a coded knock emanates. The wizard is under an invisibility effect and just knocked before entering.
35. The scrying reveals a buffoonish clown entertaining kids and parents during a local festival. Everyone appears to be enjoying the show. The clown is clearly wearing a disguise accenting numerous features that invite mockery. Even you are enjoying the show, until you remember the simmering psychopathic evil underneath.
36. Getting force-choked by the REAL BBEG.
37. Chuckling inwardly when the king's war council goes into a furor because their liege was the target of the villain's new and improved greater misdirection spell (invented just last week).
38. Reading bedtime stories to the minions.
39. Trolling the messageboards by posting an alignment question about a pregnant, multiclassed paladin/monk considering abortion in the regular Pathfinder Society forum, then flagging it as being in the wrong forum!
40. And the single most evil act I can think of...
41. Shilling for Wal-Mart.
42. Eating Cheerios (everyone needs a healthy heart...)
43. Doing push ups
44. Baking a pie (go with the whole wearing an apron thing)
45. Star gazing with his son (even villains love their children right?)
46. Doing horrible acting for his minions, but has any minions who don't like it executed.
47. Playing an instrument
48. Sharpening his swords
49. Researching a spell
50. Putting surround wrap on the inside of a toilet
51. Making out with the group paladin's girlfriend. (Comic: and his mother too!)
52. Shaving.
53. Watching a TV show that would be embarrassing for others to find out.
54. Laughing maniacally (comic version: 50% chance this is the result of any scrying, now roll on a location table for where he's laughing).
55. Fake plotting just in case anyone is scrying on him.
56. Telling his pet hell hound who a good boy is.
57. Working on minion uniforms with a fashion designer.
58. Dinner with the in-laws.
59. Twirling his moustache
60. Kicking a puppy
61. What he ACTUALLY probably spends most of his work time doing: receiving a briefing from underlings about status of completion of some project he's had them working on
62. Pushing tokens around a big table map. When he's not using it he keeps the map covered so scrying can't read it
63. Flying somewhere (Comedic: skydiving)
64. Comic: Listening to Eye of the Tiger and punching.
65. Target practice.
66. Polishing his wand. (comic version: Polishing his wand...*wink wink nudge nudge*)
67. Comic: Cry reading Dr. Seuss.
68. Comic: Hosting the Minion's Choice Awards.
69. Comic: Listening to opera music and trying to sing along.
70. Playing with dolls, Spaceballs style.
71. Directing an artist, police-sketch style, in creating a sketch of one of the PCs so all his minions will know that PC by sight. (Comical: Creating a voodoo doll of one of the PCs, and yelling to one of his minions, "I want those pins red hot!")
72. Reclining on his chair or throne in what is often called 'the Slouch of Villainy'. (Comic: And has fallen asleep, and is dripping the Drool of Villainy onto the Left Sleeve of Villainy.)
73. Admiring a large and horrendous-looking siege machine. (Comic: A loud man in a checkered tunic is trying to sell him the extended warranty.)
74. Murderising another bunch of adventurers.
75. Kidnapping the PC's relatives.
76. Committing suicide. (The following scrying. Turns out it was a clone, and the villain seems to have developed the power to make even high will people kill themselves. Weirdly, he tried this first on a clone. The villain smiles.
77. Bathing.
78. It’s a slow Sunday at Doomkeep Manor and snidely whiplash has noticed a real decline in morale. It’s the price you pay when you are evil. Hoping to establish a sense of teamwork and raise morale, Snidely has decided to put on a one man rendition of Monty Python's The Holy Grail for his minions.
79. Feeding monstrous pets. (Comedic: Playing fetch with monstrous pets while saying in baby-talk "Who's a good monster? You are! Go get it!"
80. Enjoying leisurely activity. (Comedic: Bowling-for-minions)
81. Brewing potions/crafting scrolls/otherwise creating magic items.
82. Performing dark ritual. (Comedic: In order to receive trivial item, such as a donut.)
83. Supervising his quartermaster paying his mercenaries/supplying equipment for his minions.
84. Dictating to a scribe (Perception check to read his lips)
85. Hunting/Falconing with his favorite sycophants
86. Tanning leather. What kind of leather? You don't want to know. . .
87. Falling through the air somewhere underground, nervous. A sufficiently careful observation of the scene will reveal he's actually in a shaft with air rushing up it at very high (150mph) velocity. This is actually of importance as he has designed his new lair around the use of these tubes for rapid transit. While there is no place you can't reach by other means the tubes are much faster and in times of attack the traps in the other routes will be armed.
Trained (1 skill point) it's a DC10 task (Dex based) to move up or down at 10'/round, every additional 5'/round adds 2 to the DC. Untrained it's a DC20 task. Failing a check either (50%) inflicts 1 point of subdual damage for every point the check is missed by (bouncing off the walls) or moves you 5' up or down for every point you missed the check by. Note that the shape of the tube precludes going up or down too far. The BBEG is still learning to use them, that's why he's nervous.
88. Accounting, truly boring paperwork.
89. Carefully writing a letter of introduction for an underling. It must be just right. The villain is clearly extremely pedantic.
90. Congratulating himself on not allowing the players to learn his identity as they scry on his patsy.
91. Cooking. (Comedic: While having a conversation with his meal-to-be.)
92. Shopping. (Comedic: At Walmart.)
93. Staring out across the land from his base of operations. (Comedic: Sending a Slinky down the 10,000 steps it takes to get there.)
94. Extracting information from a prisoner. (Comedic: Via tickle-torture.)
95. In conference with his top lieutenants.
96. Planning an attack on a location important to the PCs.
97. Spending time with his family.
98. Working on a hobby (painting, model-making, bonsai, etc.).
99. Riding in a carriage.
100. Giving a speech.

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201. Sharpening his weapons.

202. Sending out a new foe to challenge the PCs.

203. Trying out alchemy (comic: with hilarious results on the minions.)

204. Spellcraft check: attempting to become a Lich.


205. Lighting a short fuse on a small barrel full of pellet grenades (~10 should do the trick), just outside of the portal into the {room} where the scryer is scrying from.

206. Lighting a powder fuse, then teleporting away - with the scrying sensor shifting along with him. Said powder fuse races into a freshly dug tunnel beneath {insert place where the scryer is here} that is packed full of black powder kegs. Have the scryer make an appropriately difficult Perception check to recognize where the now-lit powder fuse is. Bonus points for having a magical 'trap' - say, a disposable doll-sized construct minion that reads something with explosive runes - that detonates the kegs as a fail-safe should the powder fuse be snuffed prematurely. The doll minion only needs to see the powder fuse extinguished to take its action.

207. Etching named firearm bullets with the PCs' names.

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208. Preparing British Jon Stewart clone to host The Daily Show.


Ivan Rûski wrote:
182. Performing dark ritual. (Comedic: In order to receive trivial item, such as a donut)

209. Variation: REFRAINING from performing dark ritual in order to cash in a coupon at the checkout counter with the insipid, clueless cash register kid.

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210. Intimidating the town council into passing a law. (Comedic version: Stuffing a ballot box.) (Worse comedic version: stuffing a ballot box with the other guy's name, so he can accuse him of stuffing the ballot box and start a bloodbath.)

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211. ...ewwwwwww....


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212: Building a Shrine (Comedic: Building a Stalker Shrine to one of the PCs)


213. Pottery. He seems to really like it. You have learned his weakness!


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214. Watching the evening news and writing the names of violent criminals in a little black book. Curiously, each is found dead shortly thereafter...


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215. Seems bored. Looking at a few nondescript things. Checking a bookshelf, nah, he's read it. Sitting down for a little. Gets up again. Scratches himself. (He is either done with whatever, or waiting for some final part)


216. Praying to good gods for redemption.

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217. Praying to evil gods for no redemption.

218. Figuring out how the MacGuffin works.


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218 Comedic Version: Inadvertently blows his head off with it. His top lieutenant just became the new big bad.

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219. Coronation for something (Comedic) completely worthless.


Which will later be incredibly important, powerful and significant.

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220. You don't know why, but you got a fish in an aquarium.


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221. You set him as your crystal ball's screen saver.


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220. You don't know why, but you got a fish in an aquarium.

220 - comedic version: Said fish is Mr. Fishy.

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222. Comic: Scrying viewed as reality show as he does humiliating activities.


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223. Discusses plans with an underling. "Narf, narf, narf."

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224. Casting Speak With Dead on his parents. Either they are disappointed in him for what he has done or (Comic) they say he's inferior to his brother. (Possible other villain or contact!)

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