>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Fabius Maximus]

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Set wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

That is a word with an incredibly specific meaning.

German words are fun, like backpfeifengesicht.

And now I have a favorite word!

That is an AWESOME word!

Not if you have one.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for my nephew hitting me in the mouth with one of his toys giving me a fat lip and a severely chipped tooth.

I also blame Cosmo for the chipped tooth being bad enough it's likely I'll have to have it pulled.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my nephew hitting me in the mouth with one of his toys giving me a fat lip and a severely chipped tooth.

I also blame Cosmo for the chipped tooth being bad enough it's likely I'll have to have it pulled.

Perhaps this is related to the 5 posts prior to yours.

Or Cosmo.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for my recent computer problems which may cause me to have to purchase a new one.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for the fact I only get beta keys during periods when I can't test them.

[Karen Eiffel, Author]

I blame Cosmo for the Oxford comma being used less and less.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo for Old Man Winter deciding to undergo lichdom this year and not want to end.

[Fabius Maximus]

Karen Eiffel, Author wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the Oxford comma being used less and less.

I, on the other hand, applaud him for that. That doesn't mean I have forgiven his other transgressions (my arm still hurts).

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Fabius Maximus wrote:

Karen Eiffel, Author wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the Oxford comma being used less and less.

I, on the other hand, applaud him for that.

{breaks the fourth wall} Oh course you realize, this means war.

[Lumpy Heat Princess]

Drock11 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Old Man Winter deciding to undergo lichdom this year and not want to end.

OMW, like, retired to the Florida panhandle, and junk. You should, like, blame that Freehold dude; he's, like, the new Snow Miser, or something. Whatev's.

[Shouting Off Mountain]

I blame cosmo for taking all the bananas AGAIN! What is it with you & bananas!

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for slackers.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Oladon wrote:

I blame Cosmo for slackers.

{casts detect Mr. Strickland on Oladon}

[John Kretzer]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Fabius Maximus wrote:

Karen Eiffel, Author wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the Oxford comma being used less and less.

I, on the other hand, applaud him for that.

{breaks the fourth wall} Oh course you realize, this means war.

I Blame Cosmo for the war between Ambrosia Slaad and Fabius Maximus.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

John Kretzer wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Fabius Maximus wrote:

Karen Eiffel, Author wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the Oxford comma being used less and less.

I, on the other hand, applaud him for that.

{breaks the fourth wall} Oh course you realize, this means war.

I Blame Cosmo for the war between Ambrosia Slaad and Fabius Maximus.

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Cosmo.

Tears for the Clown God!

I blame Cosmo for the heresy of HK Sisters of Battle.

[Fabius Maximus]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Fabius Maximus wrote:

Karen Eiffel, Author wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the Oxford comma being used less and less.

I, on the other hand, applaud him for that.

{breaks the fourth wall} Oh course you realize, this means war.

Eh, no problem. I'll just stall you until you give up out of frustration.

Veni, vidi, cunctabar.

[Alexander Augunas]

I blame Cosmo for the utter confusion I am experiencing from reading the things he's being blamed for on this page.

Bananas? And what the heck is Mr. Strickland?

... on second thought, I don't WANT to know.

[Tels]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the utter confusion I am experiencing from reading the things he's being blamed for on this page.

Bananas? And what the heck is Mr. Strickland?

... on second thought, I don't WANT to know.

I blame Cosmo for Alexander not catching the Back to the Future reference in regards to Mr. Strickland.

[Set]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Alexander not catching the Back to the Future reference in regards to Mr. Strickland.

Cosmo doesn't catch references. He pitches them.

[Tels]

Set wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Alexander not catching the Back to the Future reference in regards to Mr. Strickland.

Cosmo doesn't catch references. He pitches them.

Alexander missed the reference, not Cosmo?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame all this confusion on Cosmo.

[Drock11]

I had a pipe in my basement burst today from the cold. I have no hot water until it can be fixed, hopefully tomorrow, hopefully. This is your doing Cosmo. You know just how much I love fixing things on my days off instead of relaxing or having fun.

[C. Nutcase]

If COSMO wrote a Module/AP, would we blame him for the lameness or setting the bar too high for the next one?

[Tels]

C. Nutcase wrote:

If COSMO wrote a Module/AP, would we blame him for the lameness or setting the bar too high for the next one?

The problem is COSMO the AP would set the bar so high that it would appear lame for the next 200 years. Then you look back and think, "Man, that was a fun AP" as you sit in Cosmo's afterlife torture room.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo because I know he must purposely walk his pet rust monster right by my car.

[Tels]

Cosmo! What the hell did make me watch!?

[Scribbling Rambler]

I blame Cosmo for Babymetal, and the fact that he made me watch all of their videos.

[Nyan Cat]

I blame Cosmo for my addiction to being spanked. (Both links are SFW unless laughing will get you in trouble.)

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for "spanking the cat" becoming a euphemism.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for Lilith being able to ranged legerdemain more money out of my bank account while I watched. Just how many ranks in Sleight of Hand and Diplomacy does she have as a Mythic Gninja?

{whispering:} She's standing behind me right now, isn't she? I blame Cosmo for the inevitable 5x backstab damage to my purse.

[Limeylongears]

Those are Paizo branded Shrouded Gloves, so 15x at the least, I'm afraid

I blame Cosmo for making me want to eat mango chutney straight out of the jar with a dessert spoon.

[Chris Lambertz]

I blame Cosmo for not being here to have soup. :(

[Tels]

Cosmo, there is a line even you should not cross.

Want to make a Last Aibender movie and make it awful? Fine.
Want to make a books series about sparkly vampires? Knock yourself out.
Want to import effeminate pop stars from Canada? Have fun.

But one DOES NOT TAUNT US WITH HOVERBOARDS!!!!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!

[SnowJade]

Hoverboards? Hoverboards?!?! I needed a flying car the other day, and there wasn't a single one to be found. It's 2014! Where are the flying cars already? Cosmo is responsible.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Tels wrote:

But one DOES NOT TAUNT US WITH HOVERBOARDS!!!!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!

As I kid, I tried both roller skates and rollerblades... and repeatedly kept falling on the hard concrete and asphalt, long past when my friends had mastered them.

I managed to learn to "ride" a bike... but again, kept having accidents (including two concussions (that we know of)).

Skateboard... well, that went much worse than the skates.

I tried to learn how to ride both a motorscooter and later a motorcycle... yeah, you can guess how badly that went.

Hell, I'm still pretty clumsy just walking. I stub my toes once or twice a week. I trip on perfectly flat surfaces. Do you know how many automatic doors I've walked into before they sensed I was there?

And now Cosmo, now you taunt me with a f~!@ing hoverboard that you know I will never master... why, Cosmo, why?!

And yes, I have a valid driver's license. That's right, I'm out there a couple times a week piloting 3000+ lbs. of metal and glass and explosive fuel.

[Orthos]

The funny thing is, for all the trouble I had with quad-skates and skateboards, I managed to learn to use roller blades just fine. Yeah, I couldn't move two feet without stumbling withe four wheels in a box-shaped arrangement, but put them in a straight line and suddenly I can zip down the road and back.

Or at least, I could back when I was in high school. I grew out of my pair sometime around 10th grade and haven't gone skating since.

But yeah, I could never get the hang of skateboards. Call me back when they have hover boots instead.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for there not being any rocket packs.

[Tels]

I'm so confused. I'm pretty sure Sara Marie just locked the 'Overheard at Paizo' thread to prevent people like me sniping that 5,000th post; which would imply Sara Marie pulled a Cosmo. But Sara Marie can't pull a Cosmo because she's Sara Marie, and Cosmo can't Cosmo Sara Marie because Sara Marie is Sara Marie.

I don't know what's happening!!!

[Feros]

Tels wrote:

I'm so confused. I'm pretty sure Sara Marie just locked the 'Overheard at Paizo' thread to prevent people like me sniping that 5,000th post; which would imply Sara Marie pulled a Cosmo. But Sara Marie can't pull a Cosmo because she's Sara Marie, and Cosmo can't Cosmo Sara Marie because Sara Marie is Sara Marie.

I don't know what's happening!!!

It wasn't Sara Marie. It seems to have been Christopher Anthony .

I blame Cosmo for Tels' confusion.

[SnowJade]

*Sigh* So I opened a drawer to get out a utensil, and it somehow shifted the contents of the cabinet underneath. Out slid my biggest Corningware baking pan, which (of course) hit the bottom corner of the cabinet just so, and promptly shattered. All over my (bare) feet. You know, it turns out that Corningware isn't your ordinary ceramic; it's high-temperature vitrified something-or-other, which I take to mean "glass with a few highly secret patented ingredients in it". It can and did flip razor-sharp shards up in the air, which then rained down end-first into my bare (let's not forget the bare part!) feet. So there I was, at 0-dark-hundred, with a kitchen floor full of glass shards, some of which were stuck in my (bare) feet. Oh, did I mention that this was my biggest Corningware pan? Lots of shards. Hmmm. Do I try to move first and then pull the slivers out, or extract the slivers and then move? And, oh, looky-look, there are more of them stuck in my clothing. Wow. Who knew there were that many slivers in one pan? And the worst part? Our vacuum cleaner is noisy.

Crazy: "I heard something in the middle of the night."

Me: "Yeah, sorry, but I figured you wouldn't want to come down to a kitchen floor full of broken glass."

Crazy: "You have bandaids on your feet."

Me: "Yeah, it turns out glass slivers can really fly. Who knew?"

Oh, Cosmo. Cosmo, Cosmo, Cosmo.

[Limeylongears]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for there not being any rocket packs.

But there are (or were, potentially) Rocket cats!

I suppose we should blame Cosmo for that as well...

[Shouting Off Mountain]

CURSE YOU COSMO! You keep stealing my bananas... then you taunt me by favoriting my posts... SOB...

SOM collapses into the fetal position and starts gently rocking

[Drock11]

My employer changed things because something went wrong someplace else in the plant. It's made my job so impractical and pushes so much work at me at once as to be impossible, and yet they don't seem to realize that. This was after they moved me from someplace where for once I was somewhat happy and content at what I was doing there. I had my worst performing day at a job I've ever had in my life, and made a lot of mistakes which I almost never do. It was terrible. I'm also not used to be yelled at and having my work called into question, and unless things change it's probably going to start again when I go back to work after this weekend.

They are incompetent enough that it will probably take days, if not longer, before they realized they changed the system to something that just won't work and I have a feeling that the buck is going to get passed to me until then. It's not going to be fun next week.

You did this Cosmo, and I blame you. You just couldn't stand the feeling I might of had a little bit of contentment in my life, could you?

[Chris Lambertz]

I blame Cosmo for the following scenario:

Finds sloth "no" reaction gif.

Cannot decide if this goes in the Sloths pictures folder or the No reaction gifs folder.

WHAT IS THIS LIFE, COSMO?

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for on Monday I had a character who was sent to the Abyss in a Forgotten Realms PF game.

I Blame Cosmo for my L5R character peramently loosing a point from both Earth(which lowered Stamina and Willpower also) and Void due a hungry magic katanna we needed to kill a oni with yesterday.

Thanks Cosmo...NOT!!!

[poiuyt]

I pity COSMO for All this Blaming.

[Orthos]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the following scenario:

Finds sloth "no" reaction gif.

Cannot decide if this goes in the Sloths pictures folder or the No reaction gifs folder.

WHAT IS THIS LIFE, COSMO?

If it has text, that takes precedence.

Hope that helps.

Alternatively, copy-paste a second copy into one folder, then put the original in the other.

[Feros]

Orthos wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the following scenario:

Finds sloth "no" reaction gif.

Cannot decide if this goes in the Sloths pictures folder or the No reaction gifs folder.

WHAT IS THIS LIFE, COSMO?

If it has text, that takes precedence.

Hope that helps.

Alternatively, copy-paste a second copy into one folder, then put the original in the other.

Then blame Cosmo if that was wrong.

[SnowJade]

I blame Cosmo because I can't give Orthos a headbonk directly, and have to settle for the virtual type. You're the guy, Orthos. *Headbonk*

[Orthos]

=D