I often go through a part of a city nearby and no matter what route I take, the direction I come from while going through it, or what time I go through it I almost always seem to be stopped by the traffic lights there. It's quite irritating. I can never hit a green light in stride.
I know that some traffic engineer might have done a bad job with them, but a much more likely answer is that Cosmo secretly reprogrammed them all.
I think I should also check to make sure I don't have a hidden tracking device on my car. I can see Cosmo programming the lights to turn red when I come near them. Now that I think about it I should check anyhow. Cosmo could have a lot of uses for putting a tracking unit on something of mine to fulfill his countless nefarious plots.
It's not the car that might have a tracking device, it's you. Do you recall any time in the last few months when you had a particularly restful sleep? Do you think that was an accident? It's too late now, it's already inside.
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I blame Cosmo for Seneca Crane's freaky beard.
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Justin Bieber rumored to be playing Robin in Batman vs Superman. Ben Affleck is already Batman...
What the hell Cosmo?
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I Blanr Cosmo fir typod
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Cosmo is obviously to blame for the fact that Feiya has had the time and GPs to go shopping at Dark Garden, while I'm still saving up.
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I Blame Cosmo for hitting my head hard at work today while clearing a jam.
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I blame Cosmo for lack of internets.
I also blame Cosmo for not favoriting my last post in this thread.
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I blame Cosmo for my expectations being too high. Adjust them, Cosmo!
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I blame Cosmo for 10-in-the-morning assignment deadlines.
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Everything is actually Samuel L. Jackson's fault, but apparently Cosmo feels it necessary to steal the spotlight from this poor barely-recognized ignored-by-Hollywood struggling actor. Please let Sam Jackson take the blame and finally gain a little taste of popularity, won't you Cosmo?
Wow, can't believe the crack guy let SLJ walk out without paying for his gum.
COSMOOOOOO!!!!!!
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My house has been invaded by goblin turkeys, and we all know who is responsible, don't we, Cosmo?
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I blame Cosmo for the cursed Yellow Robe of the Archmagi that I created.
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Rob: When next you see the tarrasque a'rampaging and you see its bushy mustache, you will think twice.COSMOOOOOOOOOO
Curse you and your mustache of domination!!
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Curse you and your mustache of domination!!Rob: When next you see the tarrasque a'rampaging and you see its bushy mustache, you will think twice.COSMOOOOOOOOOO
Well, this thread has gotten a bit strange. I blame Cosmo.
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Gotten?
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I blame Cosmo for making useful contributions and being helpful. :|
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I blame Cosmo for making useful contributions and being helpful. :|
That's...not really a problem. That's Cosmo doing good.
Chris may have missed the point of this thread. I blame Cosmo. ;p
BEEES!!!! CURSE YOU COSMO!!!!!
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I blame Cosmo because there are no words to describe how good lasagna tastes after a week and a half of no real food.
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I blame Cosmo for injuring one of my players so badly that he is forced to quit our group.
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I blame Cosmo because I have very vivid, colorful dreams, and Golarion has been showing up in them. Cosmo, stop messing with my dreams.
I blame Cosmo because I have very vivid, colorful dreams, and Golarion has been showing up in them. Cosmo, stop messing with my dreams.
{stirs in a couple spoonfuls of Nestle Quik into SnowJade's nightly glass of midnight milk} There, that should help.
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I blame Cosmo for making useful contributions and being helpful. :|That's...not really a problem. That's Cosmo doing good.
Chris may have missed the point of this thread. I blame Cosmo. ;p
No, I get it. I too blame Cosmo for being helpful once. It completely throws you off and you don't know where he may strike next. Dangit Cosmo!
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I blame Cosmo because I have very vivid, colorful dreams, and Golarion has been showing up in them. Cosmo, stop messing with my dreams.{stirs in a couple spoonfuls of Nestle Quik into SnowJade's nightly glass of midnight milk} There, that should help.
Thank you, Mr. Peabody. Chocolate will cure everything.
Whaaa... What happened to my milk? I only turned my back for a second! Cosmo!
I blame Cosmo for the 'Overheard in the Paizo Office' thread being entire derailed by people talking about his butt, and the jiggling thereof.
Yeah Cosmo! What gives?
*looks on innocently*
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I Blame Cosmo for being very tired right now....*yawn*.
I Blame Cosmo that I am sooo tired I might pass out and miss Agents of SHIELD.
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I blame Cosmo because I have very vivid, colorful dreams, and Golarion has been showing up in them. Cosmo, stop messing with my dreams.{stirs in a couple spoonfuls of Nestle Quik into SnowJade's nightly glass of midnight milk} There, that should help.Thank you, Mr. Peabody. Chocolate will cure everything.
Whaaa... What happened to my milk? I only turned my back for a second! Cosmo!
Don't worry, we always have plenty of midnight milk for everyone.
Oops, campaign spoilers? Well don't look at me; blame Cosmo.