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I Blame Cosmo for a co-workers encounter with the police on Tuesday.
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I Blame Cosmo for the rain tonight...I had Big...I mean BIG plans tonight.
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I Blame Cosmo for Facebook.I blame Cosmo I can't figure out how many steps it would take to devolve this into "I Blame COSMO for Humanity!", passing by "I blame Cosmo for the Internet" on the way.
I thought Al Gore was responsible for the internet? I Blame Cosmo for this confusion.
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I thought Al Gore was responsible for the internet? I Blame Cosmo for this confusion.I Blame Cosmo for Facebook.I blame Cosmo I can't figure out how many steps it would take to devolve this into "I Blame COSMO for Humanity!", passing by "I blame Cosmo for the Internet" on the way.
No confusion, Cosmo was responsible for Al Gore and therefore the interwebs.
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Jareth, the Goblin King, Hans Gruber, and Grizzly Adams all in one week and all due to CANCER!
I blame Cosmo that we have not yet eliminated this disease in all of its forms. (Sorry, Cosmo, I've lost family and friends to the disease and am feeling a bit frustrated right now and needed someone to blame.)
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Jareth, the Goblin King, Hans Gruber, and Grizzly Adams all in one week and all due to CANCER!
I blame Cosmo that we have not yet eliminated this disease in all of its forms. (Sorry, Cosmo, I've lost family and friends to the disease and am feeling a bit frustrated right now and needed someone to blame.)
Actually, you have to blame Bruce McCulloch for all the cancer.
I blame Cosmo that Uncle Teddy didn't know that.
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I Blame Cosmo for my bad knee acting up....and not getting better with a day of rest.
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That's not surprising, you've been dead for a long time, being a lich.
I blame Cosmo for me enjoying writing evil dialogue when running the BBEW.
Must be a tiny sadistic trait.....
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What if we get existential? In this case the nothing is something in a sense and therefore you are getting blamed for something. In this case nothing.I blame Cosmo for...nothing at the moment. I'm pretty cool right now.No favorite for you.
That's not existential. That's metaphysical.
I Blame Cosmo for Rysky missing this philosophical point!
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What if we get existential? In this case the nothing is something in a sense and therefore you are getting blamed for something. In this case nothing.I blame Cosmo for...nothing at the moment. I'm pretty cool right now.No favorite for you.That's not existential. That's metaphysical.
I Blame Cosmo for Rysky missing this philosophical point!
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Existential - adjective - logic - (of a proposition) affirming or implying the existence of a thing.
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I blame Cosmo for a big annoyance this morning.
It's been freezing the last few nights. When done with work this morning, i opened the door of my car. Of course, due to the frost, it needed a slight pull to open.
After which...it wouldn't close by itself due to that frost!
Then, i locked the door manually, holding it shut and pressing the manual switch. Checking if that worked, i pulled it back up...and it automatically locked again.
I was locked in my car!!!!
It took a drive home...while locked in my car, for the lock to properly warm and thaw, so i could get out when i got home.
Still....COSMO!!!!!!!!!!
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Edit: That's sad Rysky...
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Cosmo, i blame you for not tampering with the dicebot in my favor.
The blightspawn suffered a critical 29 dmg hit.
I blame you if my evil masterplan fails due to it. :)
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I Blame Cosmo for Rysky not living up to the demonic ideal. I have been disillusioned. :p
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I Blame Cosmo for Rysky not living up to the demonic ideal. I have been disillusioned. :p
The fact that you believe this shows just how good Rysky really is.
I blame Cosmo for Rysky's skill.
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I blame Cosmo for winter finally finding Upstate New York, and for half of the drivers forgetting how to drive in snow, seriously Cosmo, thats just plain mean!
Driver1 "ahh it's snowing I need to drive 7 mph!!
Driver2 "ahh it's snowing I need to drive 104 mph!!"
Me "you know you are both still in your driveways right?"
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Oh, that first snow. It's freaking New England people, why do you never remember how to drive on snow and end up in ditches every year?
It's Cosmo! His summer vacation is coming to New England and selectively stealing everyone's memories!
The foliage is a side-effect. Nothing in nature is that colorful without it being a warning of some deadly danger...
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Never thought about it that way Set, but now that you mention it, vivid is usually poisonous in nature.
Poison dart frog....very colorful. Coral snake...poisonous and colorful.
New England/ NE US leaf change...very colorful, thus, Cosmo must spread or be the source of a toxin that changes the leaves (as a warning) when he steals folks winter driving skills.
Oh, and not for nothing fellow WNY drivers but, get some freaking chains, snow tires, or a 4 wheel drive!
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Never thought about it that way Set, but now that you mention it, vivid is usually poisonous in nature.
Poison dart frog....very colorful. Coral snake...poisonous and colorful.
New England/ NE US leaf change...very colorful, thus, Cosmo must spread or be the source of a toxin that changes the leaves (as a warning) when he steals folks winter driving skills.Oh, and not for nothing fellow WNY drivers but, get some freaking chains, snow tires, or a 4 wheel drive!
Yeah, the vivid coloration is to warn potential predators "HEY! I'M POISONOUS! DO NOT EAT ME".
Unfortunately humans see the colors and go "Ooo it's so pretty, I want to touch it".
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Pretty little froggies, all colorful like tiny gems, I'm gonna lick 'em!
How in the hell did we survive this long....
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Pretty little froggies, all colorful like tiny gems, I'm gonna lick 'em!
How in the hell did we survive this long....
Not force choke... maybe, deep thr- *gleck*
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Oh, that first snow. It's freaking New England people, why do you never remember how to drive on snow and end up in ditches every year?
It's Cosmo! His summer vacation is coming to New England and selectively stealing everyone's memories!
The foliage is a side-effect. Nothing in nature is that colorful without it being a warning of some deadly danger...
I blame Cosmo that New England people are fortunate enough to only have to deal with incompetent drivers in winter.
The Stereotypical California Driver
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Never thought about it that way Set, but now that you mention it, vivid is usually poisonous in nature.
Poison dart frog....very colorful. Coral snake...poisonous and colorful.
New England/ NE US leaf change...very colorful, thus, Cosmo must spread or be the source of a toxin that changes the leaves (as a warning) when he steals folks winter driving skills.Yeah, the vivid coloration is to warn potential predators "HEY! I'M POISONOUS! DO NOT EAT ME".
Unfortunately humans see the colors and go "Ooo it's so pretty, I want to touch it".
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Huh, I never though to try that. {licks arm, waits...}
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Rats. I blame Cosmo that I don't exude psychedelic substances.
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Never thought about it that way Set, but now that you mention it, vivid is usually poisonous in nature.
Poison dart frog....very colorful. Coral snake...poisonous and colorful.
New England/ NE US leaf change...very colorful, thus, Cosmo must spread or be the source of a toxin that changes the leaves (as a warning) when he steals folks winter driving skills.Yeah, the vivid coloration is to warn potential predators "HEY! I'M POISONOUS! DO NOT EAT ME".
Unfortunately humans see the colors and go "Ooo it's so pretty, I want to touch it".
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Huh, I never though to try that. {licks arm, waits...}
{waits...}
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Rats. I blame Cosmo that I don't exude psychedelic substances.
I also Blame Cosmo for Ambrosia Slaad's flesh not exuding psychedelic substances when licked.
#nonthatkindofslaad
Never thought about it that way Set, but now that you mention it, vivid is usually poisonous in nature.
Poison dart frog....very colorful. Coral snake...poisonous and colorful.
New England/ NE US leaf change...very colorful, thus, Cosmo must spread or be the source of a toxin that changes the leaves (as a warning) when he steals folks winter driving skills.Yeah, the vivid coloration is to warn potential predators "HEY! I'M POISONOUS! DO NOT EAT ME".
Unfortunately humans see the colors and go "Ooo it's so pretty, I want to touch it".
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Huh, I never though to try that. {licks arm, waits...}
{waits...}
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Rats. I blame Cosmo that I don't exude psychedelic substances.
What if you're immune to your own secretion?
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What if you're immune to your own secretion?Never thought about it that way Set, but now that you mention it, vivid is usually poisonous in nature.
Poison dart frog....very colorful. Coral snake...poisonous and colorful.
New England/ NE US leaf change...very colorful, thus, Cosmo must spread or be the source of a toxin that changes the leaves (as a warning) when he steals folks winter driving skills.Yeah, the vivid coloration is to warn potential predators "HEY! I'M POISONOUS! DO NOT EAT ME".
Unfortunately humans see the colors and go "Ooo it's so pretty, I want to touch it".
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Huh, I never though to try that. {licks arm, waits...}
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Rats. I blame Cosmo that I don't exude psychedelic substances.
True, tests might need to be run.
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I Blame Cosmo that I when I state I don't like something no one takes it seriously...
Example 1: I can't eat a lot of spicy hot foods...it upsets my stomach badly. Both my family and friends know this....but the continue to make spicy hot foods and act surprise when I eat very little and go scounge up more food.
Example B: I can not stand Lovecraft's works...I have made this clear...yet the GM who loves still has to run crappy Call of Cthulu modules and wonders why I don't give a damn about the adventure.
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I Blame Cosmo that my Pazio subscription package will not get here before the snow comes....:(
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Never thought about it that way Set, but now that you mention it, vivid is usually poisonous in nature.
Poison dart frog....very colorful. Coral snake...poisonous and colorful.
New England/ NE US leaf change...very colorful, thus, Cosmo must spread or be the source of a toxin that changes the leaves (as a warning) when he steals folks winter driving skills.Oh, and not for nothing fellow WNY drivers but, get some freaking chains, snow tires, or a 4 wheel drive!
Yeah, the vivid coloration is to warn potential predators "HEY! I'M POISONOUS! DO NOT EAT ME".
Unfortunately humans see the colors and go "Ooo it's so pretty, I want to touch it".
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We burn flammable liquid to propel multi ton iron beasts down the road everyday, expel toxic or corrosive fluids from our orifices and skin, burn plants to inhale the smoke for fun, eat vegetables that evolved over time to become so toxic no other animals will eat them, drink fermented (rotting) grain run off for giggles and made several of the world's most terrible creatures into our pets or dinner.
OFF COURSE WE RUN TO THE SHINEYS!!
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I Blame Cosmo that my cat Floyd has stolen my winter jacket as a bed right before this snow storm...I even have a pic...
Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.
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Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.
I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not crop that photo so I looked as Game Master Scotty says...."runty".
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But you're adorable!Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not crop that photo so I looked as Game Master Scotty says...."runty".
Indeed. His Majesty also looks perfectly-sized and healthy.
I blame Cosmo that GMS's kittehs are overcompensating for something.
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But you're adorable!Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not crop that photo so I looked as Game Master Scotty says...."runty".Indeed. His Majesty also looks perfectly-sized and healthy.
I blame Cosmo that GMS's kittehs are overcompensating for something.
That or they're Maine Coons.
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I Blame Cosmo that my Pazio subscription package will not get here before the snow comes....:(
Amazingly the package can during the Blizzard...
I Blame Cosmo for underestimating the local post office.