Or was that the doohickey?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Splatiborp - the fabled Hidden Leprechaun of Nickelodeon Studios, who both guards the premises with his magic, and operates the slime dispensers.

Darzog

[Ventnor]

Darzog: The legendary spear of a powerful orc chieftan. It is said that if one throws it off of a cliff, they will feel regret for the rest of their lives because they lost a totally awesome +5 spear.

Findermuus

[KahnyaGnorc]

Findermuus - A Faerunian holiday celebrating that time when Finder Wyvernspur wrote that limerick about a moose.

Hollygastronomicon

[lucky7]

Hollygastronomicon-A compendium of the methane output of every star in existence.

Melbyor

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Melbyor - the god of crackers, wafers, ginger snaps, zwiebacks, and savory biscuits.

Kalindra

[equinoxmaster]

Kalindra: the name of a ritual ceremony performed by awakened muskrats for some reason.

Norsopzozoozop

[KahnyaGnorc]

Norsopzozoozop - Nordic Vikings of the Dr. Seuss world, featured heavily in "Raid Town, Scorch Town, Loot Town, Torch Town"

Codian-Asterins

[Ventnor]

Codian-Asterins: A noble house known by their coat of arms: a bispectacled nerd on a bright field running from an angry house cat.

Blahrone

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Blahrone - a type of pasta that makes a low trumpet noise when bitten into.

Enroth

[KahnyaGnorc]

Enroth - The act of removing David Lee Roth from a location or group. It is the opposite of Inroth. Note that while Enrothing and Inhaggaring often go together, they are not synonymous.

Bleetinnuget (BLEET-in-NEWG-et)

[Ventnor]

Bleetinnuget: A little town in the coast that is just waiting for adventurers to arrive and solve every little problem the townsfolk have.

Drakamorroth

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Drakamorroth - A line of potent potable made by dragons, mainly for anthropoid consumption. Their house slogan: "It's Not Whiskey, It's Firewater!"

Erathia

[Helena Handbasket]

Erathia: The electronic version of rathia. So convenient!

Spambonie

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Spambonie - an important industrial tool used in the process of molding pink slime into meat-like shapes.

Deyja

[Helena Handbasket]

Deyja: A Princess of Mars. Um, almost. Or: A certain kind of outsider with the subtype (voo).

Deyja: A certain kind of outsider with the subtype (voo).

Crompopelix

[Pulg]

Crompompelix - A breakfast cereal marketed at devout Cimmerians

Javahayajili

[KahnyaGnorc]

Javahavyajili - What you get when you have had to much coffee. Also, the dance you make when you have had too much coffee and the bathroom is in use.

Torpanditos (TOR-pan-DEE-toes)

[Ventnor]

Torpanditos: A goblin snack made by wrapping rotten meat in stale bread. Feeding it to other people is considered a capitol offense in every country in the Inner Sea region. Even Nidal.

Fnoringas

[Helena Handbasket]

Fnoringas: When someone in a group farts, the group may politely attempt to ignore the gaseous emission to prevent embarrassing the perpetrator. Occasionally, however, the fart is too overwhelming/noxious to overlook. The result is fnoringas.

Yarmwollops

[Belphegor]

Yarmwollops - Ancient fighting implements of the Yarms.

Kavehe

[Pulg]

Karvehe - special Hawaiian underwear specially made to fit ukeleles.

Oulaloahou.

[Ventnor]

Oulaloahou: A type of Hawaiian battle ukulele outfitted with obsidian spikes. Their use makes Hawaiian skalds some of the most dangerous warriors in the world.

Bundergrads

[KahnyaGnorc]

Bundergrads - nickname for students at a culinary school who specialize in a variety of buns and bun-like food.

Gulanabus (GOO-lahn-UH-bus)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Gulanabus - an invertebrate offshoot of the Snuffleupagus that sprays venomous green slime from its trunk.

Eofol

[Ventnor]

Eofol: A legendary elven hero who saved Christmas. He is the reason for the Santa Claus-elven alliance that persists to this day.

Stundering

[equinoxmaster]

Stundering: A combat style practiced in caverns underneath cities in Australia that focuses on burning your enemy's clothes

FfyiirFl

[KahnyaGnorc]

FfyiirFl - Ancient Welsh word that roughly translates to: "I have no idea how to pronounce that."

Yackadoodleheim

[equinoxmaster]

Yackadoodleheim: A realm where people who play country music are believed to go after death

Spoozencratic

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Spoozencratic - referring to a system of government where one's political power, and the status one has earned by working in the porn industry, are one and the same.

Avlee

[Ventnor]

Avlee: A popular halfling children's rhyme. The lyrics are about a plague that swept through the community, killing half the population.

Tenthellion

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Tenthellion - An Elven epic poem describing the adventures of an enchanted bard who floated 4 feet above the ground (or whatever other body with a gravitational field stronger than his own he happened to be closest to) at all times.

Tatalia

[Helena Handbasket]

Tatalia: A gossiping potato-scrubber.

Hiqwarth

[equinoxmaster]

Hiqwarth: A rare and illegal drug fermented from cheese curd that gives the sensation of doing an irish jig on a flying carpet while wearing slippers made of corned beef

Adongeisersteinian

[Ventnor]

Adongeisersteinian: A word in the halfling language which roughly translates to "one who wastes the time of others with excessive chatter."

Raggerbard

[equinoxmaster]

Raggerbard: A siege engine similar to the bombard that launches dirty clothing at the foes, forcing them to spend their time washing the clothes rather than fighting.

Larozog

[Randarak]

Larozog: A prehensile finger at the end of a tentacle. Frequently found as an appendage on higher developed aberrations.

Nilfrenkta

[KahnyaGnorc]

Nilfrenkta - An obscure female name that combines Nil (none), Frenk (a derivative of frank, or forthright), and -ta (a feminine suffix), so a female that is not forthright.

Sharl-a-mane (not to be confused with its homophone Charlemagne)

[Ventnor]

Sharl-a-mane: A right of passage by some more daring goblin tribes where the to-be adult has to sneak into a herd of horses, cut off the mane of the biggest one, and bring it back without being detected.

Loikopence

[equinoxmaster]

Lolkopence: A form of self-flagellation involving hitting yourself on the head with a philly cheese steak.

Sockamanie Doot-Doot

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Sockamanie Doot-Doot - the incantation spoken over clown cars as they are being manufactured that connects them to interdimensional space.

Krewlod

[equinoxmaster]

Krewold: A dwarven dress shirt, often made of adamantine plates and covered in tableforks

Nudleismstein

[Helena Handbasket]

Nudleismstein: To understand this word, you must break it down into its components:
Nudle: A nude noodle; i.e. pasta without sauce.
-ism: Denoting a system, principle, or ideological movement.
Stein: (in German) Stone. Also: a container for holding beer.
Nudleismstein: An earthenware mug or sacred stone made of petrified pasta (it just depends on who you ask) used in the holiest Nudleist rituals.

Flumdurp:

[KahnyaGnorc]

Flumdurp: A derogatory word aimed at less intelligent Flumphs.

HARNAR (acronym)

[equinoxmaster]

HARNAR: possessing the qualities of a block of fine aged cheddar

Choocle-heinie

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Choocle-heinie - the merger of two companies, one that makes dairy tools and the other that makes medical tools, that holds the patent on a device adapted from colonoscopy probes that is used to explore the porous interiors of Swiss cheeses.

Bracada

[Ventnor]

Bracada: A kind of gnomish bread. No two loaves are exactly alike, for each contains wildly different ingredients. Generally people try to stay away from loaves of bracada baked by evil gnomish bakers.

Stumple

[Pulg]

Stumple A bonsai treant

Unggukalaik

[equinoxmaster]

Unggukalaik: A style of basket weaving that utilizes beaver tales, often practiced by vampires.

Jo'nut

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Jo'nut - a frost giant pastry made from ground-bone dough, whey, butter, nuts, and maple syrup or honey.

Nighon