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444: "Me? I am SO not with this batch of losers."
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447. I got half of them pregnant...
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448. Being the lone human amongst a group of goblins, well someone has to be the face of the party as well as keeping these little guys from burning everything down (at least until after we've looted the place of everything of value).
447a. ... the rest of them are my children. Dad, his Three Wives and His Three Sons/Daughters. The family that slays together, stays together.
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450. I tried to kill them all, but they bested me and spared my life. And we all know that Defeat means Friendship.
452. I tried to jump but didn't dare. I tried drowning but failed. Adventuring seemed like a better option.
454. I thought it was all a dream but it turned out to be a nightmare. NEVER TP or egg a powerful archmage's home, no matter how drunk you get.
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456. You lucky bastard. Mine called me 'Meat shield #6'.
459. I work for a temp agency, so I have little choice.
460. The temps all wear those uniforms with red shirts; don't mind them. They won't be around for much longer anyways.
463. They have horrible poker faces...
They are hardly ideal but they are all ive got, they were the right people in the right time so here we go to save my childs superpowers from being misused by that evil emporer.
Wizard: I need meat shields until I'm high enough level to throw fireballs on a whim.
Cleric: They pay good coin for my healing.
Bard: Inspiration for my next epic tale.
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471a. Do not underestimate the powers of a scooby snack of good hope, nor its companion the scooby snack of greater heroism.
474. You have all been sentenced to the same Galtan concentration camp.
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475. They were the first two people I saw upon walking naked out of the horse stall.
476. They poked me with a stick while I was sleeping.
477. One of them was victim of the same cursed item that transported me across the continent, except it made him change species.
478. We share a mutual hatred of all things cute and fluffy.
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480. One of the three sneezed. I said "Gods bless you" and now we're all stuck in a Rahadoumi prison.
Well, there I was, just hanging around on a scarecrow frame, when this girl with red shoes and a dog came by....
485. I'm not with them, they're with ME!!
486. [insert text here]
487. I don't have to answer this
448. Being the lone human amongst a group of goblins, well someone has to be the face of the party as well as keeping these little guys from burning everything down (at least until after we've looted the place of everything of value).
Great adventuring party idea.
490. "This is an adventuring party? I was trying to sign up with a roaming cult."
491. Because that darn Cleric won't leave me be!
( That's basically why my friend's Elf Ranger stuck along in my first game ever. My Cleric dragged him along despite his protests. XD )
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493. After spending 20 miserable years in Irrisen, even lustful and violent twin half-orcs Barbarians, a half-orc Paladin and a half-elf Mwangi Skald seem like enviable company.
493.a Also, my Thrush familiar told me so and she is far smarter than I.
493.b Maybe they can protect me when Grandmother comes. Or at least buy me some time.