Then he raised his right hand and turned you into cream cheese!
I like to party on Olympus with Aphrodite...
Good examples of what he shouldn't do, and it shows.
I am the G in OMFGLOLROTFLMAO!
Sounds like someone will soon put you in a little box.
I am the ruler of all that was, is and will be!
I'll explode into laughter, just you wait and see.
I have a cool headgrowth made of chitin!
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Sure, but you suck when it comes to insult rap fightin'!
I'm the secret champion of Epic Rap Battles of History!
Sounds like you're just having one off the wrist to me!
I'm never lost for a word - I'm a living thesaurus!
And look how that turned out, it's just tragic.
I am the shadow in the moon at night!
You so dumb, like sodium - we threw you in the water and we had a blast!
I'm so damn scientific all I can fart is noble gases...
One sniff gives you a high, voice squeeky as the glass is.
I'm clawing at your mind like the hat of Sissyl, my rhymes are so phat bringin heat just makes em sizzle!
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I wipe with sucky rappers like you and your ilk!
Let me elevate these rhymes back up out of the gutter
My rap game draws you heavenward with every word I utter
When I spit game all the angels' hearts flutter
I said Ave Maria, she replied "word to your mother"
I drop celestial rhymes like hippies drop acid!
You tried it on some goblins and they smashed you with their hordes.
You won’t make it far with your craft shtick.
My rhymes are so great they made me with fantastick!
That's Bruce Lee, award-winning Barber from Brisbane - he so nimble with his scissors, you so very very hairy!
Beauticians scream with delight when they watch me waxing...
but you was lookin kind of crooked so they through you out like Thacksin.
i'm castin out my hook
kickin back and relaxin
waiting for your line
that i'm gonna bash and put cracks in
take your time I can wait
cause you better come prepared when you tangle with the Bait
Sorry, didn't see it cause i'm getting sick of readin ya.
You know i'm the rapper with the most renoun,
they named it after me and they handed me the crown,
but that's predictable, I leave my rhymes unguarded cause they're practically invincible.
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I think we're all sick of your masturbation,
your ego's got an unpleasant burning sensation,
we're all familiar with your true reputation,
your onboard navigator fails at triangulation,
and the latrine in your mind lacks all ventilation,
when you sit on a seesaw, you get laceration,
so you tell yourself lies for amelioration,
and reflexively file small-time litigation,
you ought to be scheduled for disintegration,
so there's never any chance of your reanimation,
except maybe as Play-Doh for some movie's claymation,
so you'd better hope that there's reincarnation,
except given your karma, you might be better off with damnation,
you've already expended your retaliation,
have you had enough yet of my vituperation???
I am the unfailing voice of Truth!
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Only that one time you used Stick Stickly to pick your nose,
for the first 20 seconds, sure, Nick's ratings rose,
but after about a full hour of that, kids said, "this show blows!",
the network cut to salt-and-pepper wars just like when it snows,
and all the writers said, "lucky7's the worst guest-host we ever chose!"
Mine is the Power and the Glory forever and ever.
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You're about as appealing as Norf British wevvah
I'm a force of nature - I'm a rhymin' tornado...
You got an eel for a g-string, a garter snake for a garter belt, and stockings woven from vermicell-eye!
I'm 200 pounds of heavenly joy...