Shade of the Uskwood

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22 posts. Alias of Conman the Bardbarian.


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Stop the Presses!!!


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Haladir wrote:
I put the romance in Necromancer.

Thanks a lot Haldir.

Boner!? I've got a Bloody Skeleton.


stands motionless in the WINd


You tried it on some goblins and they smashed you with their hordes.

You won’t make it far with your craft shtick.

My rhymes are so great they made me with fantastick!


stickFigure


It really is futile, you might as well go and give someone above you a nickname instead. I'll let you know if anything happens here.


chop chop


Heel! Good boy.


Correct, soon nobody will be able to pick their teeth without me.

The next poster has already started losing their teeth.


Burning Down the House

Talking Heads


Say hello to my little friend.


Hey, do I look like a scratching post?

The next poster will spray me will pray for rain so I can get clean.


It looks more like a pentagram. You've been banned to the lost column.


Granted, your matches are used to start forest fires. By the way there were some guys with badges walking around looking for you.

I wish I knew what to do next being stuck here is getting old.


Pardon Me

Incubus


I'm just a stick in the mud so i'm obviously not invited.


Kyros Deun is banned for trying to stick it to the Man.


I Burn

Toadies


Summer of the Strange

Toadies


[really nervous]Uhhhm, I know it's crowded in here, but you passed me a little too close.


ReckNBall is banned for playing with fire without me.


I feel like playing with matches.