Your lyrics are sour, just like a few limes.
I'm the grand ruler of all that is awesome!
Are these here your marbles? It seems like you lost them.
I have a huge vocabulary.
In the presence of girls, you play dead like a possum!
My muscles are massive, like those of Zangief!
Did you not see my post - or are you too scared to give ME grief?
I'm a master chronomancer!
Chronomancer, more like a Lobotomizer!
None can insult me, the leader of Zombies!
What are you saying? That you are Mitt Romney?
What others pretend to be, I really am.
And you're really a golem made of condemned spam
By right, I'm clothed in Imperial Purple
You were labeled "Scum of the Earth #365177" by Interpol.
I can dance if I want to, and I can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine!
DMFrank Sneak Attack it's About that time. Double Damage on these fools, in my Aura of Rhyme.
Natural One- Bardic Check- if you reference the eighties. It's not SAFE to try to battle 'cuase all my faction's from "Haiti".
DMFrank can't dance, I'm a man with no hat. My Dayjob- "TPK"- So whatchu' think about that?
(FYI- My Profession is not a rapper)
I'm Hood in my Hood, with my Hood, with great stats. A D&D Dr. Suess... but I'm "Real" picture that.
(*Snatches the mic- again, becuase it's 3:00am, Critical hit on a "15" - I'm startin' a trend, The "Lawful Greatest" on the Forum- just ask my kin, Bluff check + 11, you can depend on me friend, Sense my motive- speak with Ghosts-No "Booin'" from them. A..."2-Weapon Fighting 2-Pac", "Wesssst-side"-Golorian.)
In PFS, the only faction take you is Qadiran
I was able to make the Monk a badass.
That's not a hard thing to do, lass.
And I resent that bit about Qadira! They're all nice(?) people who like paying me!
Can you tell that I'm stronger than Heracules?
Not really but I can tell that you have a large amount of fleas.
I am master of all that I do survey
Your rhythms are crooked like Tom DeLay.
My wit's so sharp that I crit x4!
You did a lot of damage to your wife, but my knife does more!
Lions and Tigers and Bears oh my...
the sight of a chipmunk makes you want to cry!
I am the harbinger of Ragnarrok
You're as cool as magma rock.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.
Those who quote Oppenheimer don't get girls!
I am the mightiest man on any world.
I've lost count of all the terror-spawned cookies you've hurled
I'm never afraid to speak truth to power...
...but once they respond, that's when you cower.
I can turn realities into dreams.
And yet all you quote are memes.
I'm awesome, everyone knows it...
When you spot a chipmunk you lose it
I am the best horse trainer in the Inner Sea
(Pronounced LOZE)
But you can't tell the difference 'tween a horse and a bee
And THAT is the reason no-one wants to buy your honey!
I've got platform boots with piranhas in the soles
They're trying to reach all your back moles!
I can survive the worstest torture!
But I'll make your ears bleed by rhyming "torture" with "orchard"!
I'm sittin' on my barca lounge, sippin' hard cider!
Your barbarian was one-shotted with a pebble-dire.
I am the master of video games-hobbs said do!
When you notice your spelling error, you'll say "D'OH!"
I can go where I want to, a place that you will never find, and I can act like I come from out of this world, leave the real world far behind.
That place was shut down: you're out of your mind
I can soar like an eagle through the sky
You only think that because you're high.
I'm much more machine than man.
As a machine you're like a can
Legends persist on how I won the rappin' with orange
You're garden-variety, like a strain of sporange!
The CIA and KGB - neither group knows a thing about me!
That's 'cause they they look for intelligence, you see -- a quality of which you're free!
I've got a nice beard, like Christoph Waltz!
You vomited from a bad Soda Maltz.
I am not my own team- I'm my own ARMY!
You're about as frightening as the Pokemon Starmie.
I can do anything if I put my mind to it.
Except for inserting a good rhyme--you blew it!
I'm a goblin alchemist, girls love my bombs...
Good luck fighting horses - they'll have you for noms!
I'm a bona fide ubermensch.
You were smacked in the head by a monkey wrench.
I don't USE turn signals-then again who do I know?
Have you met Constable Cop? He'll make your license go!
The Law does not apply to me, I'm a being outside Society.
Too bad you weren't drinking under sobriety.
My rhymes are awesome, none can detest.
But we've seen what's underneath your sweater vest
I've got fist-sized rubies from famed Golconda...
It's a made up land, you stole that from Burger Pagoda
Mess with me and you're dumped in a bottomless pit.
You don't have any wit!
I am the strongest, that is the truth!
That isn't you talking, just the vermouth!
I am the great and true Messiah.
You are a sucky musician with the instrument: lyre
I created the platypus out of thin air!
Naw - you sicked it up like you was Linda Blair!
I'm the exorcist to end all exorcists...
...at least that's what it says on your bucket list!
I made the monster truck an extinct species!
You have on your back 352 families of fleas!
I can eat a thousand potatos, but choose not to.
Because, if you do, you die, and your colon will be blocked too
I can make people do anything I ask
...but only when you wear a Bill Clinton mask.
I am wise, smart, tough, strong, fast and proud.
Your neighbors find you irritatingly loud!
When I wish it, planets die
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