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What is a Jelly Ax and who is the paralyzing counter? No one seems to know either because this is like the umpteenth time i've asked. Must be like that secret golf course the shadowy lodge. Plus who would want an ax of jelly. These people must be very silly. And coming froma gnome that means something.
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Eidolon whose feathers resemble the Andoran flag hands you score of Absalon's newest operatic sensation. Hisses at you all, then leaves quickly.
Springtime for House Thrune
Cheliax was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where oh where was she?
Where could she be?
We looked around and then we found
The house for you and me and now it's
Springtime for House Thrune and Cheliax
Egorian is happy and gay
We're marching to a hellish pace
Look out, here comes the master race
Springtime for House Thrune and Cheliax
Winter for Andoran too
Springtime for House Thrune and Cheliax
Come on, hellknights, go into your dance
que dancing Hellknights
I was born in Kintargo
And that is why they call me Vargo
Don't be stupid, do be greedy
Come and make a hellish treaty
Springtime for House Thrune and Cheliax
Asmodeus step's the new step today
Fires burning dissidents to the skies again
Cheliax is on the rise again
Springtime for House Thrune and Cheliax
Halflings are sailing once more
Springtime for House Thrune and Cheliax
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to war
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I was born one morning when sun didn't shine,
I picked up my mitts and I went to the grind,
Loaded 16 tons of slumbering souls,
And the straw boss said: "Well, bless my soul!"
You send 16 souls,
And what do you get?
Another day older,
And deeper in debt.
Sarenrae, don't you call me,
Cause I can't go,
I owe my soul to the Chelish whore
If you see me coming, you better step aside,
A lot of men didn't and a lot of men died.
My one fist is cold iron, the other one's silver,
And if the left don't getcha, then the right one will
You send 16 souls,
And what do you get?
Another day older,
And deeper in debt.
Sarenrae, don't you call me,
Cause I can't go,
I owe my soul to the Chelish whore
I was born one morning, it was drizzling rain,
Fighting and Trouble 's my middle name,
I was raised down in Cheliax by an old mountain mine,
And there’t be one loose women make me walk that line!
You send 16 souls,
And what do you get?
Another day older,
And deeper in debt.
Sarenrae, don't you call me,
Cause I can't go,
I owe my soul to the Chelish whore
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Oh give me a home
Where Erinyes roam
Where hell knights and paracountesses play
Where seldom is heard
That Andoran word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
Home Home in Cheliax
The faction of love
That's quiet strange
With luck I'll retire
Before I burn in that fire
Some prices are too high to payeeee
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Don't know much about history
Don't know much about biology
Don't know much about the Kellish I took
Never learned much from a mage's book.
But I do know that I love Z
and you'd say that if you were hanging upside down with me
What a wonderful Faction this must be.
Now I must be bright to be a Chelaxian student
Without Tryyin to be.
Well maybe I'm lazy but since hanging here is so easy.
I'm gonna get my PhD.
....la la la la - history
....aaaaaaaaaaa - biology
....no no no no - Kellish I took
....ummmmmmmmmm - Mage's book.
But I have to thank Paracountess Z
Or at least that what's she teaches me.
What a wonderful faction this must be.
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Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man signs on the bottom line, you know what that means.
And sooner or later he's a party to our schemes
Because we've got, Chelaxian folks.
It takes, Chelaxian folks.
It takes, Chelaxian folks to rule the world.
Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
We'll take theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And Cheliax will be doin just fine....
Because it takes, Chelaxian folks to rule the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Chelaxian folks to rule the world
ooooooo
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A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that worship used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe take the stick out for a while..
Bye bye divine Aroden guy
See you later alligators, left all his priests high and dry
the entire church was left all wondering why
Of Abendego there is now a huge Eye...
Of Abendego there is now a huge eye..
But Calistril made me shiver
With every History I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about house thrune on the rise
the demons touched us deep inside
The day Aroden died
Bye bye divine Aroden guy
See you later alligators, left all his priests high and dry
the entire church was left all wondering why
Of Abendego there is now a huge Eye...
Of Abendego there is now a huge eye..
Do you trust in mankinds love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Futures tells you so?
But now you believe in state control
O'er the fate of your immortal soul
And should they teach you how to burn real slow?
Well I know that you've been bought with sin
'Cause I saw you calling demons grim
You got down with those Thrunes
And you kissed those black cloven shoes
I was a lowly teenage no name slip
With a blue bellflower and a ready quip
But I knew that I was really whipped
The day Aroden died.
I started singin'bye bye divine Aroden guy
See you later alligators, left all his priests high and dry
the entire church was left all wondering why
Of Abendego there is now a huge Eye...
Of Abendego there is now a huge eye.
Now a hundred years we're on our own
and worms grow fat on banished tomes
But that's not how it used to be
When no devils dined on peasants spleens
and torture wasn't quite routine
but justice came from you and me
Oh, and while the king was looking down
That vile wench stole his golden crown
The circle was abjured
The nation started to burn.
Hosseter, and then Jubannich,
both dropped some leaflets on that witch
And Galt rose up quick as a stitch
The day the dead god died
We were singin' bye-bye, divine Aroden guy...
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Tom Lehrer has a classic that doesn't even need the lyrics to be changed to be appropriately Chelaxian.
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The Helltour's taking a ride to the Emerald Spire. Will our songwriter sing again! Or will his lyrics be smashed on the alter of Asmodeus (like most of the other divas) - MeriDoc Helltour - Burning down the house somewhere near you!
The fire burns bright
in the brazier tonight
Not a librarian to be seen.
A faction of intellectuals
And it looks like I’m the Queen..um well undersecretary to the 3rd butler's least favorite towel boy, but who's counting.
The hellhounds are howling
Like this swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in
Hell knows I tried…
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the good Slip you always have to be
Conceal
Don’t feel
Don’t let them know…
Oh crap, they know!
Channel Negative, Channel Negative
Can’t hold it back anymore
Channel Negative, Channel Negative
Present HIS infernal symbol and burn HER foes to the floor!
I don’t care what Marcus Farabelles will say
Let the battle rage on!
She loves me more than you Anyway!
It’s funny how some humans
Ignored me because I'm small
And the Talls that once controlled me
Can’t run away at all!
It’s time to see
What I can do
Stretch the legal limits of contractual law and break through
Use all the tricks, and then they'll see
The rules will work for ME!
(MeriDoc jumps up on a regal looking desk)
Now wait to you see my Legal FEE!!!
Channel Negative, Channel Negative
I am one with the hidden clause!
Channel Negative, Channel Negative
My bills will make you cry!
Here I stand and Here I’ll stay
Let the paper storm rage on....
My fireballs fly through air and shatter on the ground
My Devils fly in hellish fractals all around
And one thought burns like a torch in the night
I’m never going back to Cheliax!
The past is in the past!
Channel Negative, Channel Negative
And I’ll rise for the Lord of Law!
Channel Negative, Channel Negative
Quicken channel and watch them fall!
Here I stand in the heart of Darkive!
Let the storm rage on!!!
The books never bothered me anyway
....A slim figure walks through the library, "Meridoc what are you doing standing on my desk."
"Um cleaning it your Librarianatrixness. Dust like demons, gotta get it early before its everywhere."
"....so long as you do it quietly, its well past six in the morning.."
"Yes Ma'am."
