I have seen many amazing threads over the years of goblin songs of eating babies, killing horses, and setting everything on fire. What I have not seen are many songs for a PC goblin.
Currently I am playing a Goblin Alchemist/Fire Bomber in the Shattered Star APG with the Exchange Agent trait, most of the others in the Pathfinder Society are not a fan of a hated goblin singing songs about eating their young, but I can't just ignore that part of their heritage.
TL;DR - Any good songs or short verses a PC goblin can call out in a NON-evil campaign? Bonus points for songs that include Pathfinder Society Lore
Almost any children's campfire songs can be adapted to PC Goblin Song.
'This little light of mine' works particularly well for a Saraenrae worshiping Goblin...
four legg'd behemoth
wicked like baphomet
steel shod feetses
meal for me says
Winnie! Winnie!
tromp tromp tromp
break its legs and
chop chop chop
bladder full of powder
run if you can
boom!
We are cruel, we are fierce, we are baaaaaad,
you are shiny, you are good, you are deeeeeaaaaad!
Awesome, thank you!
Shameless bump.
There's also We're Not Gonna Take it! by Twisted sister. Dee Schneider does look a lot like a twisted little goblin.
Hmmmmm... I think this thread just inspired an interesting NPC....
a shameless Zappa rip off -
Bad Goblins, from de Bobblins.
De goblin horde from de Bobblin yard!
Wicked goblins, from de Bobblins.
Dey red n' green from chewin on yer spleen.
Some folk likes to cook with a pot.
Some folk likes to cook with some steam.
The best way to dine, if yer askin me,
is wit' a dying scream...
aaheeheeheehee we're so mean!
I thought you meant "politically correct" goblins:
"Goblins strong! Goblins free!
Goblins for equality!
Goblin fighter! Goblin mage!
Goblins want a living wage!"
The following song I used to in my dungeon, for a chaotic neutral outcast goblin. (Because he was a sissy.)You could adjust it (or something else) to fit your needs. (It's roughly translated, but it's supposed to be awful english.)
I doesn't can run hard, I never fit in
Burning stuf is the way I win
I want their money but they never give
Burning stuf is the way I live
I really make good songs cause they does rime
Burning Is the stuf for my!
Okay, now I have this picture in my head of a rapper goblin wearing plenty of bling.
If they ever meet him again, that's what he'll be.
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"Me hurt meself today"
"To see if I could heal."
"The foe targets clerics."
"So my job is pretty raw deal."
"They say 'We need healer... give the gob a chance.'"
"Maybe NEXT time they give me magic armor
when we do the 'who gets what loot' dance'"
"Why do I put up
with stupid human jerks!
They treat me like a potion
that sometimes does not work."
"But I had to have it all
A deity that cared.
Sometimes being good
means doing right when scared."
"If me could start again
me'd try the same.
I will tend your wounds.
I will take the pain."
-Scrapeknee the Heretic, goblin cleric of Desna
(With apologies to NIN and Johny Cash ;) )
