I'm Hiding In Your Closet uses a white rectangle to hit a white square at a different white rectangle.
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Should he not wish to simply slay his knightly adversaries outright, Ventnor boasts a mesmerizing moth companion who can seduce his challengers into his wicked army - of course he must be careful, for should another gallant knight slay one of these loathful Lepidoptera, their dominion over the hapless knight hath been lifted, and old knight and new shall hence join forces in stereo 'gainst Ventnor's vile horde!
KK is riding his flying ostrich, in armour, trying to kill his similarly equipped enemies with his lance.
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Sissyl, dressed in a ballgown and tiara, is flying through the clouds on a sparkly unicorn, laying waste to the ground below with an immense bucket of custard.
...with the rope.
KenderKin stalks around his own house chanting redrum over and over.
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KahnyaGnorc's mighty breasts make KahynaGnorc extremely uncomfortable, despite regular castings of a Maximised Seoni's Sensational Dire Bra
In Pulgs hometown they have an annual Pulg Shaving Day where one lucky toddler gets to shave Pulg down to the skin. Naturally all the hair is donated to charity.
Pulg's hemorrhoids are plotting to take over the world.
They were stopped by Molten Dragon's ninja army.
Ventnor's hemorrhoids are preparing a counter-coup even as we speak.
KenderKin stayed in the dark too long and was eaten by a Grue.
Ventnor is a connoisseur of glue in its various forms.
KahnyaGnorc's macaroni & glitter painting won him the Nobel Arts & Crafts Prize.
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KK's baloney has a first name, but it is unpronounceable by humans, and hearing it drives mortals irrevocably (and homicidally) mad.
IHIYC is a fervent supporter of the New York K'nishes.
Pulg supports bagel rights, or was it beagles....
The host of the morning talk show that Molten Dragon produces is a Can of Spam.
KK is in charge of preparing the F&F cast for the "Baloney Sandwich", both physically and emotionally, but one can never truly prepare for it.
GoatToucher got the gold mine and IHIYC got the shaft.
KenderKin was challenged to a rematch by Mt. St. Helens.
KahnyaGnorc never met a volcano they didn't like.
Xavante was voted "Most Igneous" in his graduating class.
The KenderKin vs. Mt. St. Helens match is entering its 15th day.
KenderKin's pyroclastic flow is the envy of geological rappers everywhere.
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Pulg discovered the resting places of the Holy Grail. The grail is now his favorite hat.
Ventnor is top in his spinning class.
KenderKin watches MD and Ventnor at spinn class from across the street at a creepy gentleman's juice bar.
GM_Beernorg, Health Inspector Supreme, would like to know where the bar in question gets its creepy gentleman's juice from.
Dingleberries are KenderKin's favorite comfort food.