GM MacShack plays Major League Foosball.
KahnyaGnorc's avatar is in the witness protection program.
JDTV is a keen Athlete's Football player.
Every new moon, Count Heydrich coughs up a bezoar.
KahnyaGnorc was thrown out of the Vampire Hunters' Guild for trying to hammer a steak through the heart of a spatula.
Pulg's lungs have evolved to breath decadence.
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Kittyburger was actually thrown out of Kittyburg for being insufficiently fwuffy.
Pulg is the Burgermeister of Kittyburg, bot due to his fluffiness, but due to a campaign of bribery, murder, and blackmail.
GoatToucher is actually 1/4 cat on his Grandmother's side.
Count Reiner Heyrich is constantly searching or a way to keep his bird feeders from being raided by Dire Squirrels. So far he's been mauled three times and was once stored inside a cheek pouch for an entire day.
JTD produces five quarts of honey a day.
The process by which he does so is unsettling in the extreme, but the resulting honey is quite flavorful!
KahnayGnorc participated in creating Pulg
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Whilst hiding in closets, IHIYC will terrify young and old alike with his mysterious and haunting accordion music.
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GoatToucher died and went to Hell once, but was promptly kicked out - not for any of the countless reasons one might expect, but purely on the technicality that he's a preternaturally inept accordionist (and that's a big, big deal down there).
Little known fact: GoatToucher actually invented the accordion after a grueling session in which he realized his instrument was making noise.
A short hop and a skip later we all have accordions...and the accordion's origin...and bleach...for cleaning ourselves
Ahhhhh! Ninja Clown! A Ninja Clown who uses humor to wear us down!
JDTV, having learned to play a piano-accordion with his mandibles, is the life and soul of every ankheg party going.
Pulg for some reason does not have a bias against accordions
GoatToucher died and went to Hell once, but was promptly kicked out - not for any of the countless reasons one might expect, but purely on the technicality that he's a preternaturally inept accordionist (and that's a big, big deal down there).
ADM has a virtuoso's control of his gastrointestinal sphincters, and can reproduce the sound of any wind instrument with his anus.
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Kahyna Gnorc is a recovering ocarina.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet opens doors for little ol' ladies.
It's true. I saw I'm Hiding In Your Closet open the door for a little ol' lady. And as I observed his act of kindness, I thought: What a nice...jester...nyuk nyuk nyuk
KG used to be a regular at Catskills comedy clubs, but their bladder control has been... somewhat spotty since they had that acute UTI last year.
Now they fear to laugh, due to the tinkling.
Mercutio has just learned why it's a bad idea to try and wean baby badgers in your trousers.
KahnyaGnorc actually ruled that city that no one else should.
JTDV's head was severed two weeks ago, but they still function (mostly normally), and will continue to do so until dying from dehydration.
