Intimate objects (yea, baby. Yea)
Inmate objects (aka: summon shiv)
Unmake objects (disintegrates step sister)
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Terminate Dead ("Hasta la vista, Dracula.")
Rice Storm (for a sendoff the happy couple will never forget....)
Incendiary Clown (His name is Pyro the Clown, he does do birthdays, and he does know the disappearing pencil trick)
Contaminate Objects (Great for casting on other people's dice!)
Urkel of Death ("Gee, did I do that?")
Charm Camel
Rust Devil
Fire Tarp
Flame Spade ( a burning shovel )
Produce Flan
Wyvern Warts
Melt into Stone
Magical Investment
Hallucinatory Forest Gump
Reflecting Drool
Anti-Planet Shell ( protects you from being hit by a planet )
Forbid-Dance
Transmute Water to Pus
Transmute Metal to Food ( The Anti-Paladin attacks with his +5 Vorpal Cheese Sword )
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summon nacho's ally IX
Glitterbust - ideal for distracting male characters (and their players)
Transmute Frock to Mud - another way of distracting male characters (and their players)
Barfskin!
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Zinger of Death
So which is it?
A delicious Zinger that kills (fort save)?
A one-liner that sends someone into shivering death (will save)?
Or more diabolically...
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Farm
Fight (Spite)
Construction
Enlarge Pears (On)
False Knife
Spireball
Lightning Jolt
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Fighterball
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Prismatic Spear
Mordenkainen's Disfunction
Power Word, Kill Bill
Energy Braiiinnnnzzz
Astral Smell
Bigby's Crushing Band
Crystalspittle
Mind Yank
Incendiary Clown
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Ade (as in lemonade)
Altar Self
Animate Head
Beer's Endurance (has this one been said?)
Bling
B light
Clare Audience (go imediately to the front to see Clare)
Commune (creates a walled in area where you and your party can discuss essoteric ideas)
Cone of Bold
Crate Undead
Death Kneel
Death Watch
Hide Us Laughter
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This thread seems to have evolved from misspellings to "Spells Butchered by Autocorrect."
RPG Superstar 2014 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16
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More spells butchered by Auto Correct:
Anticipate Pearl
Blessing of the Hole
Burst of Petals
Curse of Magic Navigation
Dance of a Hundred Cults
Dead Bolt
Lice Body
Joyful Rupture
Underwhelming Presence
Raze Animal Companion
Shadowbeard
Spear of Impurity
Summon Minor Alley
Summon Miner Monster
Tearable Remorse
Touch of Lime
Toxic Git
Udder Contempt
Vengeful Outage
Vermine Shoppe I & II
Vitriolic Miss
Vocal Alliteration
Witless
Wooden Phallus
*Forgive any repeats*
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Acid Frog
Best Shape I-IV
Breast Shape I-IV
Crone of Old
Dorkvision
Make Hole
Make Whale
Neutralize Person
Reciprocate
Sleep with Animals (freudian slip of our druid)
Wired
Bareskin
Bovine Favor
Bovine Power
Bovine Flavor
Fixed that for you.
Magic Jar-Jar
Fiery Bodice
Aspect of the Bore
Blade Derrière
Hat's Grace
Lightening Bolt--The caster throws a bolt of crackling energy. Anything caught in its path has its coloring altered to a lighter hue.
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Ferning Disarm
Cure White Wounds
Cure Serius' Wounds
Death of Life
Breath of Wife
Ant Maul
Gravity Beau
Evard's Cracked Testicles
Peeping Death
Misintigration
Bonus Ability
Lay on Hans
Channel Postive Henergy
Meatier Swarm
Limited Fish
Hair Walk
Obscuring Fist
Snapechange
Wall of Ron
Gaseous Prom
BorschtCage
Turning Hands
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Abjuring Schtupp
Haxx Ward
Hold Portapotty
Pissbond
Shark Shield
Wedding Weapon
Cure Light Woods
Popsicle Dagger
Macrophage Armor
Returning Whappin'
Unseen Serviette
Anticipate Nonpareil
Comprehend Luggages
Detect Secret Dwarves
Defect Snares and Pits
Bignose Disease
Discern Nixed of Kin
Heightened AWOLness
Linked Legwear
Mindlunk
Object Feeding
Psychadelic Reading
Charm Parson
Morbid Action
Memorize Pig
Mammary Lapse
Murderous Commode
Burning Hinds
Fluting Disk
Shocking Grass
Altair Musical Instrument
Blurred Pavement
Decrepit Nicoise
Disguise Surf
'Dis Guy's Weapon
Illusion of Clam
Magic Aorta
Mosque Dweomer
Shadow Poupon
Silent Imago
Cuisine Fear
Recompense Corpse
Inflict Light Hounds
Restaurant Corpse
Sculpt Carps
Alter Schwanz
Rant Haul
Charge Objection
Crafter's Corpse
Crafter's 4Chan
Enlarge Persian
Superstitious Retreat
Father Fall
Gravity Bozo
Curry-rig
Keen Fences
Dead Blades
Liberating COMINTERN
Dongshot
Magic Nippon
Horror Polish
Negate Arriba!
Piss Without Trace
Seduce Person
Define 'Improvised Weapon'
Reinforce Emoluments
Sundering Sharks
Tears to Win
Low-Cal Alteration
Youthful Comeuppance
Spiritual Ham(Joke for Grognards)
Magic Muscle
(Hasbro owns Lemon's tiny hut)
Disguise Smurf
(somebody had to do it)
Fox's Stunning
Color Spay(works on Hell Hounds)
Eagle's Splenda - A low calorie alternative to other stat boosting spells.
Melf's Acid Aaron - A white kid with dreads appears to talk to you about the magic all around us, man.
Burning Hams - Either ruin Easter or really work your quads.
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Phoneshatter
Learning sphere
Trumpet wall
Blade carrier
Blood soil
Lesser wash (when you just want to remove the big stains)
Walk on hair
Raise head
True insurrection
Prison Wall
(Try to scale that one)
Pragmatic Sphere
Pedantic Spray
Grist
Hideous Slaughter
Evard's Black Testicles
Irresistible Dunce(The chicken dance or the hokey pokey)
I always laugh when I see Mages Lubrication (or think I do)
Creeping Meth
Summon Mature Ally VII
Linger of Death
Beware the Creeping MATH!
Then there's Flinger of death
Power wash Death