Everyone used to call me 'the weasel' and I've had a character named Wezul.
Now I'm seriously considering this.
Tie two weasels together by a short section of rope- voila! "weasel bola" (Don't let your party's druid witness this particular brand of animal cruelty...)
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Tie two weasels together by a short section of rope- voila! "weasel bola" (Don't let your party's druid witness this particular brand of animal cruelty...)
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Tie two weasels together by a short section of rope- voila! "weasel bola" (Don't let your party's druid witness this particular brand of animal cruelty...)** spoiler omitted **
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Someone needs to write an adventure in which the Players are not PCs but the familiars of the PCs.
"You longshanks are sleeping. Their daily abilities are used up until morning. Erastil appears with an urgent message. Only you can save Golarion tonight!"
Do you think a weasel familiar could be combined with beguiling gift and a box of doughnuts?
I'd use an non-'fixed', oversized, and "bloody furious" tomcat for that.
Man, this thread keeps on giving and giving.
Edit: And there is the rat-flail reference. Thank you so very much.
Tie two weasels together by a short section of rope- voila! "weasel bola" (Don't let your party's druid witness this particular brand of animal cruelty...)
Weasel-chucks! Much like gopher-chucks from Kung-Pow! Enter the Fist.
I love this thread.
Do you think a weasel familiar could be combined with beguiling gift and a box of doughnuts?
Mergy, this made my day! Thank you!
Beguiling gift forces the target to "Accept and immediately use the object." How does one "use" a weasel?
Knight Magenta, Beguiling gift is cast on the box, not the weasel. When the target is given the doughnut box, they “use” it by opening it. Then the weasel jumps out and latches onto their face and starts biting them all over. Then they will start running and running and running like a constipated wiener dog. It will all become much clearer to you if you spend your next eleven minutes listening carefully to this song.
-Aaron
Everyone used to call me 'the weasel' and I've had a character named Wezul.
Now I'm seriously considering this.
Great.
Now I'm having Pauly Shore flashbacks!
Eek!
:-(
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Do you think a weasel familiar could be combined with beguiling gift and a box of doughnuts?Mergy, this made my day! Thank you!
Beguiling gift forces the target to "Accept and immediately use the object." How does one "use" a weasel?Knight Magenta, Beguiling gift is cast on the box, not the weasel. When the target is given the doughnut box, they “use” it by opening it. Then the weasel jumps out and latches onto their face and starts biting them all over. Then they will start running and running and running like a constipated wiener dog. It will all become much clearer to you if you spend your next eleven minutes listening carefully to this song.
-Aaron
And make sure you listen carefully. Really concentrate on the lyrics and what they mean.
And make sure you listen carefully. Really concentrate on the lyrics and what they mean.Do you think a weasel familiar could be combined with beguiling gift and a box of doughnuts?Mergy, this made my day! Thank you!
Beguiling gift forces the target to "Accept and immediately use the object." How does one "use" a weasel?Knight Magenta, Beguiling gift is cast on the box, not the weasel. When the target is given the doughnut box, they “use” it by opening it. Then the weasel jumps out and latches onto their face and starts biting them all over. Then they will start running and running and running like a constipated wiener dog. It will all become much clearer to you if you spend your next eleven minutes listening carefully to this song.
-Aaron
And I was Enlightened.
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At GenCon, one of the GMs I was rooming with mentioned a particularly annoying wizard with a weasel familiar. He was upset with the weasel's ability to automatically grapple when it hit with a bite. Having never even looked at the weasel before, I was impressed with the ability.
Let's capitalize on it!
Have you quite realised the awesomeness of the weasel's auto-grapple yet? The grappled condition prevents both grapplers from moving, and there is no size limitation (as that's meant to be accounted for in teh CMB/CMD check that you don't need to make).
Step 1 - train swarm of weasels (your familiar weasel should be able to help with that).Step 2 - release weasels on dragon/tarrasque/other ridiculous monster, thus immobilising it for (n=Number of weasels) rounds as it has to use a standard action to break each grapple.
Step 3. Annihilate monster with ranged attacks from 5ft further than its reach.
Step 4 - Profit!
This post made me laugh so hard I had to wait to stop crying in order to respond. Mergy, I wish my players thought like you did. Our games would be so much more entertaining. The next villain that the party faces will have highly-trained weasel minions.
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Thanks! :)
If anyone's interested, he's now level 2. In anticipation of Eldritch Heritage, he's bought a weasel from the Adventurer's Armory, which he was attempting to train with Handle Animal. He was unsuccessful, having only a +5 Handle Animal, and rolling a 2 trying to teach it the attack trick.
Why no one mentioned the song I first thought of upon seeing this I don't know but here you go:
"Weird Al" Yankovich: "Weasel Stomping Day"
My answer to your weasel minions is my weasel stomping boots.
P.S.: I love this idea! I actually had to force myself to stop laughing to breathe.
Awesome, great idea to use against PC's too.
Must now find the perfect class and feat combination for maximum weasel output.
By the way the spells Summon Minor Ally, and Summon Minor Monster both let you summon 1d3 weasels so there is now no longer an excuse for any spellcaster to not use weasels in donut boxes.
Also might try to make a bag of tricks into a bag of weasels then you can throw them at people's faces.
Weasel Bazooka.
And you could always have a magical bow that shoots arrows that turn into face gnawing weasels on a successful hit =}
Monster Summon I option
Summon 1d4 Celesiial Weasel's
Weasel Bazooka.
An endless decanter of weasels set to full output?...
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I feel like Graham Chapman is going to walk in any moment and tell us to stop because it's gotten too silly.
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I feel like Graham Chapman is going to walk in any moment and tell us to stop because it's gotten too silly.
Oh please. It hasn't even touched silly yet... }:]>
Weasel Bazooka.
Heh. Abundant Ammunition does not specify non-living ammunition.
All this about weasels on the face and nobody mentions this?
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Why did I just think of the Rock-it Launcher from Fallout 3...
and that picture was priceless...
Next backup character: Weasle-din
Darn it, Attach only makes the weasel grappled, not the one bitten
I shall mourn the death of this hilarious build
Eldritch Heritage grants the 1st-level power of the bloodline that you select. For the Arcane bloodline, that's an arcane bond like a wizard, so yeah you could have a familiar. But you'd need to take Skill Focus in a Knowledge skill first.
Aww well it was too hilarious to be true
Darn it, Attach only makes the weasel grappled, not the one bitten
Well the weasels are still on their face, the opponent still has to burn an action to do something about it. This just makes it better to use with disposable weasel minions.
it does give a new meaning to being weasel-faced
it does give a new meaning to being weasel-faced
What was the 'old' meaning of weasel-faced?
The thing that kills it is the weasel will attach, and then he's doing 1d3-4 damage. The GM won't care, so the monster won't do anything about it.
But the comedic value is priceless.
Of course you could give the weasel a +1 shocking amulet of mighty fists. Then it's doing 1d3-3 +1d6 Elec damage.
Like an electric weasel-eel.
Just like that.
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Well no need or reason to make it +1. I would either do holy or shocking corrosive.
Still, I believe I'll be making a more standard barbarian in lieu of this realization.
I'd never realized that the amulet of mighty fists allowed one to NOT enchant the +1 first. Interesting. Makes it somewhat more affordable than I'd thought since the special abilities are often much more useful than the enchantment bonus