
Piper Hemlock |

Piper thinks and writes: "Any romantic advice? I'm on a team of six and one of them is a female elven ninja. She's my girlfriend. I mean, surely you must have been several relationships with your teammates. Like Seelah. Or Kyra. Or maybe Merisiel."
He then adds: "My team has been hired to eliminate a nearby goblin tribe. Any advice there?"
He gains a confused look and writes: "Snow leopard? What snow leopard?"

Lem the Halfling |

For the girlfriend, I'd say you should be careful where you put your hands - with niñas you never know where she's keeping those little poison darts they're all carrying around.
For the goblins... start off with some fireworks - they'll be so busy oohing and aahing they'll miss you coming.
And the snow leopard who keeps confusing me for a mouse, of course.

Lem the Halfling |
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Do adventurers ever go on holiday (and get downtime, you know nothing happens)?
We try - but adventure has a tendency to find us wherever we go. Like that time me and Valeros went to a horserace and ended up taking on the local thieves' guild who were trying to make the rider of the horse we'd bet on not finish the race.

Lem the Halfling |

Lem.
Favourite Iconics to have with you in a Party?
Depends on the situation.
Also, if you were to retire from running around and getting stabbed/shot/blown up/fireball'd tomorrow, what would you do for a living?
I'd be a professional at smuggling run-away slaves out of Cheliax.

Lem the Halfling |

What do you do on the odd occasion life is a little dull?
Plan a prank or practice my flute.
Or if life is never dull...
Dull can be fine from time to time. Especially when you've spent a month dodging shadow creatures and hellknights.
How do you unwind?
I pull pranks and play music. And sometimes I check what Mordimer Jones, action badger, is up to.

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strayshift wrote:What do you do on the odd occasion life is a little dull?Plan a prank or practice my flute.
Quote:Or if life is never dull...Dull can be fine from time to time. Especially when you've spent a month dodging shadow creatures and hellknights.
Quote:How do you unwind?I pull pranks and play music. And sometimes I check what Mordimer Jones, action badger, is up to.
Is he the badger on the cover of Dragon 94?

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Is there a man on the Silver Mount? :P

Takeda Shutendoji |

Lately, a certain River Giant has been swimming over to say hello whenever I'm washing my clothes or bathing (especially the latter, it seems). She's pretty cute, even with the whole "ten-feet-tall-and-green" thing, but I had an uncle who hooked up with a harpy some time ago and it didn't end well (for him anyway).
Should I go for it?

Lem the Halfling |
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Lately, a certain River Giant has been swimming over to say hello whenever I'm washing my clothes or bathing (especially the latter, it seems). She's pretty cute, even with the whole "ten-feet-tall-and-green" thing, but I had an uncle who hooked up with a harpy some time ago and it didn't end well (for him anyway).
Should I go for it?
Only you can know how your heart (or loins) feel about it, so answer yourself.

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equinoxmaster wrote:what do you think of gnome bards who are followers of gods of magic and knowledgeDepends on what else I know about them. And which particular god of magic and knowledge. That Abraxas fellow isn't very nice, from what I gather.
The gnome bard is chaotic neutral but acts chaotic good and defeated a cult of shub-niggurath, he worships Boccob (a true neutral god of magic and knowledge who doesnt care what you do as long as it doesnt use magic for evil purposes or destroy libraries)

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Lem the Halfling wrote:The gnome bard is chaotic neutral but acts chaotic good and defeated a cult of shub-niggurath, he worships Boccob (a true neutral god of magic and knowledge who doesnt care what you do as long as it doesnt use magic for evil purposes or destroy libraries)equinoxmaster wrote:what do you think of gnome bards who are followers of gods of magic and knowledgeDepends on what else I know about them. And which particular god of magic and knowledge. That Abraxas fellow isn't very nice, from what I gather.
he was personnaly chosen by boccob to defeat the cult