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Hazgarr the Dwarven Pirate wrote:
D'ya run inta that kinda crew ... uh ... on a reg'lar basis or summat?

Not as of yet - but I hear stories.


Lilly Talieb wrote:

*pulls out a tape measure and starts measuring Lem* hmm...if you were to become an undead any preference on which type?

Nope. *fidgets with his flute and short sword*

I'd prefer being a proper dead one - that way my friend who's a cleric of Sarenrae, or my other friend who's a paladin of Iomedae can raise me to real life.

Once they've dealt with the culprits...

Dark Archive

Lem, why is there so many pictures of you dying or dead? Did you annoy someone? Or is it the lack of armour?


Don't tell anyone, but I'm actually just posing in those pictures - the artist tried using Harsk, but he just wasn't any good at playing dead.

With that said, I would prefer it if they used me a bit more for the "adventurer looking impressive and triumphant" pictures.

Dark Archive

So would we


Yay, thanks!

The Exchange

Hey Lem, there's a Halfling in our adventure who wants to get in the pants of our local Female Half-Elf Gunslinger. What should we do? He gave us money...


Tirq wrote:
Hey Lem, there's a Halfling in our adventure who wants to get in the pants of our local Female Half-Elf Gunslinger. What should we do? He gave us money...

Find a Female Goblin and have her be Polymorphed into the Half-Elf.

The Exchange

Mary Sue wrote:
Tirq wrote:
Hey Lem, there's a Halfling in our adventure who wants to get in the pants of our local Female Half-Elf Gunslinger. What should we do? He gave us money...

Find a Female Goblin and have her be Polymorphed into the Half-Elf.

... and we're level 4. Add to that we don't have a legit Arcane caster. Just 2 divine, a Summoner, and the afformentioned Gunslinger. And then we would have to pay the Goblin and then pay the Wizard to cast it and then get caught by the Halfling's Ogre bodyguard and it would be such a mess.

Besides, I asked Lem. *Raspberry*


what was the best free drink you ever got for singing at a bar?


Tirq wrote:
Hey Lem, there's a Halfling in our adventure who wants to get in the pants of our local Female Half-Elf Gunslinger. What should we do? He gave us money...

I'd ask the half-elf what she wants. After I'd told her he gave you money to get in her pants. If she's interested: give the money back and let events take their course; if she gets upset: keep the money, and use the fact that he thought he could give you money to have you help him get into someone's panties as inspiration when you give him a big ole pimpslap.


Steelfiredragon wrote:
what was the best free drink you ever got for singing at a bar?

I know it was in Augustana, and that it had some Magnimaran whiskey in it, but I had so many (about 4, I'm small) that I don't remember much else.

The Exchange

Lem the Halfling wrote:
big ole pimpslap.

I was "Pimpslap"ed by the Half-Elf.

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Q: Who the hell is Lem?

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Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts


Tirq wrote:
Lem the Halfling wrote:
big ole pimpslap.
I was "Pimpslap"ed by the Half-Elf.

I'm sure you deserved it.


Abandoned Arts wrote:

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Q: Who the hell is Lem? ** spoiler omitted **...

Well, waddaya know - a chance to try that bottle of alchemist's fire I picked up.


Wat do you do with a drunken Hell knight early in the morning Lem???

The Exchange

Have you ever been in a Barber shop Quartet?


Steelfiredragon wrote:
Wat do you do with a drunken Hell knight early in the morning Lem???

You steal his armour, paint him green, and then teleport him to the gates of Citadel Enferac with a note saying he's been a very naughty boy (or girl). At least if you're being nice to him.


Tirq wrote:
Have you ever been in a Barber shop Quartet?

I tried to form one with some of the other iconics, but Sajan and Ezren couldn't hit a note if it ran up to them and shouted boogie-boogie-woo!


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

What do you think of bagpipes? And what would your travelling companions think of them if you where to play them?


They sound really good - especially the Keleshite kind. And I'm not sure what they'd think, I'm guessing Kyra might like it, and probably Valeros too. Ezren would complain, because he does that a lot, and Alain would say something snarky, because he's a big boor.


Lem the Halfling wrote:
Steelfiredragon wrote:
Wat do you do with a drunken Hell knight early in the morning Lem???
You steal his armour, paint him green, and then teleport him to the gates of Citadel Enferac with a note saying he's been a very naughty boy (or girl). At least if you're being nice to him.

So you wouldn't put him in bed with big A's daguhter early in the morning, way hay and up she rises.....


Lem, are there any Iconics out there who won't throw things at me/shoot things at me/blow me up/stab me/set me on fire/smite me? Every time I try to ask them questions, I tend to need to visit a Cleric afterwards.


Steelfiredragon wrote:
Lem the Halfling wrote:
Steelfiredragon wrote:
Wat do you do with a drunken Hell knight early in the morning Lem???
You steal his armour, paint him green, and then teleport him to the gates of Citadel Enferac with a note saying he's been a very naughty boy (or girl). At least if you're being nice to him.
So you wouldn't put him in bed with big A's daguhter early in the morning, way hay and up she rises.....

Nah. Abrogail's palace is very well guarded - and I've not hear about her having any daughters, or spouses for that matter. Too much work for a simple lark.


HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:
Lem, are there any Iconics out there who won't throw things at me/shoot things at me/blow me up/stab me/set me on fire/smite me? Every time I try to ask them questions, I tend to need to visit a Cleric afterwards.

Try playing some nicer music - we're not used to the kind of infernal racket the people on your planet enjoys.

I'm pretty sure Imrijka would at least wait a few minutes before getting violent, probably Kyra, Feiya, Lini, and Seelah too, as long as you don't give them any reason to act all mean. And unless Valeros pulls out his sword he's just being playful. Or possibly drunk, maybe both.

*throws bottle at the Half-orc*


Lem the Halfling wrote:
Steelfiredragon wrote:
Lem the Halfling wrote:
Steelfiredragon wrote:
Wat do you do with a drunken Hell knight early in the morning Lem???
You steal his armour, paint him green, and then teleport him to the gates of Citadel Enferac with a note saying he's been a very naughty boy (or girl). At least if you're being nice to him.
So you wouldn't put him in bed with big A's daguhter early in the morning, way hay and up she rises.....
Nah. Abrogail's palace is very well guarded - and I've not hear about her having any daughters, or spouses for that matter. Too much work for a simple lark.

Why oh why did you think of her, wrong big A.

asmodeus
early in the morning.....


Because I'm not that powerful yet. And if his daughters are in the same place as their daddy, it'd be smelly.


*gets decked on the head with a bottle, goes and sits in the corner and cries*

Dark Archive

Lem, why don't we see more art of you and Amiri together?


...or you and Lini? *nudge* *wink*


HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:
*gets decked on the head with a bottle, goes and sits in the corner and cries*

There, there. It's not that bad. If you want I'll even put in a good word with Imrijka for ya, big man.


ulgulanoth wrote:
Lem, why don't we see more art of you and Amiri together?

Hmm... good question. Why don't we? I'll have to take this up with my agent.

*heads over to the Ask Merisiel thread*


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Lelyrin wrote:
...or you and Lini? *nudge* *wink*

I'm sorry, your eye seems to be behaving a bit erratically. Are you feeling okay? Should I ask Kyra to come and look you over?


Lem the Halfling wrote:
Because I'm not that powerful yet. And if his daughters are in the same place as their daddy, it'd be smelly.

so in otherwords you couldnt see this song turned into a drinking song for golarion ??

drunken sailior

turned into what do you do with a drunken hellknight.....


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Lem the Halfling wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Lem, why don't we see more art of you and Amiri together?

Hmm... good question. Why don't we? I'll have to take this up with my agent.

*heads over to the Ask Merisiel thread*

Good god; your agent is Merisiel?!

... you're not good at this whole 'business' thing, are you?


Steelfiredragon wrote:
Lem the Halfling wrote:
Because I'm not that powerful yet. And if his daughters are in the same place as their daddy, it'd be smelly.

so in otherwords you couldnt see this song turned into a drinking song for golarion ??

drunken sailior

turned into what do you do with a drunken hellknight.....

You could, but I'd I'm not sure "hellknight" is a good word to end a sentence on (in a song). "Sailor" works well, since you can really drag out the "-or" at the end and roll the "r" around a bit before moving on to the next line. "-ight" on the other hand is just a full stop. But at least the meter still works.


ShadowFighter88 wrote:
Lem the Halfling wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Lem, why don't we see more art of you and Amiri together?

Hmm... good question. Why don't we? I'll have to take this up with my agent.

*heads over to the Ask Merisiel thread*

Good god; your agent is Merisiel?!

... you're not good at this whole 'business' thing, are you?

She's actually really good. You've no idea how many innkeepers have included free room and board in the performance fee once she's spent some time in the yard practising her knife-throwing.

Ezren gets to handle the money-counting, though, he's scary good with numbers.


The instrument you want to play/try the most?


Have skunks ever tried to eat your food.


Belle Mythix wrote:

The instrument you want to play/try the most?

The water organ. Or maybe nose flute.


doctor_wu wrote:
Have skunks ever tried to eat your food.

Not that I know of. A badger did once, but I threw him some mushrooms, and he left me alone after that.

...probably because Harsk has better badger food.


What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?

The Exchange

Is there Pizza in glolarion?


Benoc wrote:
What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?

Itching powder for Alain's coat of armour padding.


Tirq wrote:
Is there Pizza in glolarion?

Yup. Avoid the Nidalese ones, though - their four spices variety is so hot you need to down a gnome's weight in milk afterwards.

Bunch of perverts, those Nidalese.

The Exchange

Huh. Reiko says she hasn't seen any...

Shadow Lodge

Lem the Halfling wrote:
Benoc wrote:
What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?
Itching powder for Alain's coat of armour padding.

You guys sure do like to pick on Alain a lot. Someone needs to give the man the opportunity to come here and defend himself.


Tirq wrote:
Huh. Reiko says she hasn't seen any...

She was probably too busy hiding in the shadows.


Orthos wrote:
Lem the Halfling wrote:
Benoc wrote:
What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?
Itching powder for Alain's coat of armour padding.
You guys sure do like to pick on Alain a lot.

That's because we know him.

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