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Lem the Halfling wrote:
Archpaladin Zousha wrote:
Lem, have you ever had a pet of any kind? If you've had multiple pets, which one was or is your favorite?

No pets - they're a bit hard to look after when you're always travelling.

I do keep a llama for riding, though - but she's a really cute mode of transportation, not a pet.

You care about this llama, don't you? You'd be upset if she got hurt or killed? You DO describe her as cute, that indicates more of an emotional connection than just a mode of transportation...


I knew a guy who rode a llama once. His name was Fatherganja. He was more or less the chief battle-wizard of the Spielers and Ranters way back... maybe ten years ago, now. I saw him take down a Baalor once, riding circles around the thing and spitting magic at it.


Best serious use of a Wish spell?

Best silly use of a Wish spell?


I notice that Sajan and Lini appear together a lot. Are they close friends, does Sajan feel responsible for her somehow, or is he just too busy training to realize he has a thing for small women?


HalfOrc with a Hat of Disguise wrote:
Best serious use of a Wish spell?

Wishing for a sinking ship off the Chelaxian coast full of runaway halfling slaves to get whole again.

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Best silly use of a Wish spell?

For Alain's boots to tie themselves together on their own whenever he put them on.


SAMAS wrote:
I notice that Sajan and Lini appear together a lot. Are they close friends, does Sajan feel responsible for her somehow, or is he just too busy training to realize he has a thing for small women?

Erm... Sajan's a bit unworldly, having been basically brought up in that army he left when he had to start looking for his sister.

It's Lini who's looking after him. In an older sister kind of way.


Lem the Halfling wrote:
SAMAS wrote:
I notice that Sajan and Lini appear together a lot. Are they close friends, does Sajan feel responsible for her somehow, or is he just too busy training to realize he has a thing for small women?

Erm... Sajan's a bit unworldly, having been basically brought up in that army he left when he had to start looking for his sister.

It's Lini who's looking after him. In an older sister kind of way.

Hm. Never figured Lini to be the responsible one...


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If you became a god in the pathfinder universe what would your....

1.Alignment be?
2.Portfolio be?
3.Holy(or Unholy) Symbol be?
4.Domains?
5.Subdomains?
6.Favored Weapon?


Is there a correlation between somebody's height and somebody's ability to pull off practical jokes? In my head I image that you and Lini would be the best ones at that. Am I right?

Dark Archive

*pokes Lem to see if he's still alive*


Drock11 wrote:
Is there a correlation between somebody's height and somebody's ability to pull off practical jokes? In my head I image that you and Lini would be the best ones at that. Am I right?

It does have certain practical advantages, but you'd be surprised at what Damiel can do with his philters and potions.


zergtitan wrote:

If you became a god in the pathfinder universe what would your....

1.Alignment be?
2.Portfolio be?
3.Holy(or Unholy) Symbol be?
4.Domains?
5.Subdomains?
6.Favored Weapon?

1. Chaotic Good

2. Pranks and Music
3. A flute on a whopee cushion
4. No idea. Something that fits, I guess.
5. See above.
6. Slingshot.


Lem, Have you ever lost your mojo? And if so, how did you get it back?


Have you or your companions ever gone to one of the Outer Planes?

If so, have any of you met a god?


Have you ever had to collect seven spheres (and/or dragon testicles) to bring one of your friends back to life?


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strayshift wrote:
Lem, Have you ever lost your mojo? And if so, how did you get it back?

If you have mojo, you know that once you've got it, you can't lose it.


Voyd211 wrote:

Have you or your companions ever gone to one of the Outer Planes?

If so, have any of you met a god?

Yes, and not that I know of. Which is a good thing if you ask me. Demons and angels and stuff is one thing, but gods are scary - even the nice ones.


Zedda the Crass wrote:
Have you ever had to collect seven spheres (and/or dragon testicles) to bring one of your friends back to life?

Nope. And eww!

Grand Lodge

Have you ever played with explosives?

Have you ever accidentally broken a dragon's egg?

I've done both!

... at the same time.

............. of the dragon that my tribe worships.

... can you promise not to sell me out?


Heh heh heh heh. You zir are doomed.

Grand Lodge

I don't wanna have to kaboom ya.

Wait a minute... you're not an Embermaw! I don't need to be scared of someone who doesn't have a reason to feed me to Tsazgatherax!


Nope, I em juzt en uninvolved obzerver. I juzt know zheze zhings from experienze.

Dark Archive

Lem why is your thread being high-jacked by Kobolds?

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Why do halflings go around everywhere barefoot? It seems a poor choice come wintertime, and adventurers tend to go places that not wearing footwear would be unadvisable.


Korrith wrote:

Have you ever played with explosives?

Have you ever accidentally broken a dragon's egg?

I've done both!

... at the same time.

............. of the dragon that my tribe worships.

... can you promise not to sell me out?

No explosives here - they're all noise and no melody. Besides, we've got an elf to deal with those sort of things.


ulgulanoth wrote:
Lem why is your thread being high-jacked by Kobolds?

I'm not sure, but if it gets too bad I guess I'll have to call in the pest remover.


Lem the Halfling wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Lem why is your thread being high-jacked by Kobolds?
I'm not sure, but if it gets too bad I guess I'll have to call in the pest remover.

Yo.


Misroi wrote:
Why do halflings go around everywhere barefoot? It seems a poor choice come wintertime, and adventurers tend to go places that not wearing footwear would be unadvisable.

Because unlike humans or elfies we've got proper soles.

(Also, if it gets really cold I usually keep a nice pair of behir-hide boots in Amiri's backpack.)

Dark Archive

Lem what do you think of clowns?


If Merisel and Reiko had a hiding contest, who would win?

And would the rest of you even be able to tell?


ulgulanoth wrote:

Lem what do you think of clowns?

They wear too much make-up. And those shoes were never funny.


SAMAS wrote:
If Merisel and Reiko had a hiding contest, who would win?

Merisiel would eventually stab something or spot someone she'd want to make out with, so my money would be on Reiko.

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And would the rest of you even be able to tell?

Well, there'd be a lot less shouts of "wait, was that a bat?" whenever we travelled at night, so yes.

Grand Lodge

Have you ever met a goblin who wasn't an idiot?

Neither have I. Then again, I tend to maul and/or explode them before they get a chance to speak.


There's one rather devious bugger in Korvosa.


Lem, my party keeps expecting me to heal them and I really want to use my spells for, well other contingencies. Any advice on curing them of their reckless habit of taking damage?


Don't look at it as them using up your spells - look at it as them taking hits that might have been aimed at you if they hadn't been there.


So I'm likely to run into stupid situations?

Dark Archive

Lem how famous are the iconics in golarion?


Lem someone in the ask meri thread brought up that they thought you and Amiri would make a good couple? Whats your thoughts on the subject? Have you ever tried to woo her? Did she get what you were doing and if so how did you escape?


strayshift wrote:
So I'm likely to run into stupid situations?

That's kind of what going on an adventure is, yes.


ulgulanoth wrote:
Lem how famous are the iconics in golarion?

It depends. I'm pretty sure no-one's heard of me in Geb, for instance. But in Westcrown and Egorian I'm so famous that I have to disguise myself if there will be Hellknights around.


Damar wrote:
Lem someone in the ask meri thread brought up that they thought you and Amiri would make a good couple? Whats your thoughts on the subject? Have you ever tried to woo her? Did she get what you were doing and if so how did you escape?

I rather prefer not to need a ladder when I want to kiss someone.

Silver Crusade

Lem the Halfling wrote:
Damar wrote:
Lem someone in the ask meri thread brought up that they thought you and Amiri would make a good couple? Whats your thoughts on the subject? Have you ever tried to woo her? Did she get what you were doing and if so how did you escape?
I rather prefer not to need a ladder when I want to kiss someone.

That only applies if you want to kiss someone's face :3

Also she has knees.


Have you ever met any mad-bomber type alchemists?

Besides goblins *twitch* and this kobold I've worked with. That blasted Embermaw destroyed my tent with a mixture of alchemical reagents, fire and copious amounts of alcohol. No, I don't know how he manages to make explosives with ale.

Also, have there been any goblins around here? I've been tailing one, and my patience and hunger are wearing thin.


Rysky wrote:
Lem the Halfling wrote:
Damar wrote:
Lem someone in the ask meri thread brought up that they thought you and Amiri would make a good couple? Whats your thoughts on the subject? Have you ever tried to woo her? Did she get what you were doing and if so how did you escape?
I rather prefer not to need a ladder when I want to kiss someone.

That only applies if you want to kiss someone's face :3

Also she has knees.

I'm more of an ankles-and-shins man.


Victus Kalrox wrote:
Have you ever met any mad-bomber type alchemists?

I'm not sure I'd call him mad, but Damiel's pretty good at making things go BOOM.

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Besides goblins *twitch* and this kobold I've worked with. That blasted Embermaw destroyed my tent with a mixture of alchemical reagents, fire and copious amounts of alcohol. No, I don't know how he manages to make explosives with ale.

Also, have there been any goblins around here? I've been tailing one, and my patience and hunger are wearing thin.

I can't smell any smoke, so I'm-a say no to that.

Silver Crusade

Lem the Halfling wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Lem the Halfling wrote:
Damar wrote:
Lem someone in the ask meri thread brought up that they thought you and Amiri would make a good couple? Whats your thoughts on the subject? Have you ever tried to woo her? Did she get what you were doing and if so how did you escape?
I rather prefer not to need a ladder when I want to kiss someone.

That only applies if you want to kiss someone's face :3

Also she has knees.

I'm more of an ankles-and-shins man.

She has those too ;3


If reaching yon Barbarian's gob is a problem, lad, us'll do y'a Grimsby's Passionate Snog spell for five quid, cash only. Range of 30 feet. Champion.


Piper writes on his chalkboard. It says: "So, any advice you can give to another flute playing bard?"


Take good care of your fingers, run a lot (it's good for the lungs, and for avoiding people who don't appreciate good flute music when they hear it), and don't anger the snow leopard.

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