so a big no to miss placed fire balls?
Big as a fully-grown dragon!
Been to any of the other worlds?
Not yet.
Met an elder being?
So... no, I guess.
Unless you count Ezren.
so a big no to miss placed fire balls?Big as a fully-grown dragon!
I find fully-grown dragons adorable
...when you know what kind they are in advance...
Speaking of which: any dragon-slaying tales that you might care to regale us with?
My thanks\apoligies in advamce...
What's the longest amount of time you've been suspended upside down for?
Have you ever been fired out of a Catapult?
so a big no to miss placed fire balls?Big as a fully-grown dragon!Speaking of which: any dragon-slaying tales that you might care to regale us with?
My thanks\apoligies in advamce...
Yes, but it's much too long for this format. Perhaps in the future.
While you wait, I think some of my fellow iconics' dragon-related tale is being told right now.
What's the longest amount of time you've been suspended upside down for?
Two hours.
Boy was my face red.
Have you ever been fired out of a Catapult?
Nope. But I did once fire a Hellknight out of a trebuchet into the side of a passing ship when I visited Corentyn.
Lem apparently your name is shared by a bland dish in Korvosa, what do you think of this? also what do you think of the name "Lemchouder"?
That no dish is bland if the right cook makes it.
...as long as he's got access to the right spices, at least.
And I'm not sure about the name, it sounds like something a poor waiter could get in trouble with a rich man's spoiled son about.
Do you ever use a ranged weapon to deal with baddies while cheering on your companions, or is that beneath you?
Have you seen how small I am?
Pretty hard for things to end up beneath me, eh?
Where did you get your flute?
The orchestra-ditch at the Kintargo opera house.
What happened to you for you to become Mythic?
One epic flute solo.
What types of music do you like to play when going into battle?
Probably something martial.
Have you ever been tempted to play In the Hall of The Mountain King while trying to be sneaky?
Nah, it attracts too many grigs.
Have you ever followed someone around giving them their own theme music and sound effects to annoy them?
Ask Alain... ;)
A Double Walking Stick Katana disguised as a flute, cool or no?
Not my kind of thing - but if it works for you...
Have you ever sang a song like this minstrel did for sir robin?
I've never met Sir Robin, so nope.
Oh oh have you ever gotten to play in an Ensemble with Fey or Azatas?
No azatas, but I played some stuff with a pair of nixies and a satyr in Darkmoon Vale, once.
And no actually I don't since you can't use it as a flute so that defeats the whole purpose of having a flute.
I have 4 Efficient Quivers for all my instruments; Melee murdering instruments, ranged murdering instruments, "testing phase" murdering instruments, and of course musical instruments.
Ooookay... could you just wait here a little while I go fetch some friends I think would enjoy talking to you?
Who tole you you can eat MY cookies?!
The cook. She's a real sweatie, and if you've got the right smile and know a tune or two there's always a treat in it for you.
Ooo are they weaponsmiths? Instrument makers? Do they have regeneration?Oh oh have you ever gotten to play in an Ensemble with Fey or Azatas?No azatas, but I played some stuff with a pair of nixies and a satyr in Darkmoon Vale, once.
Ooookay... could you just wait here a little while I go fetch some friends I think would enjoy talking to you?And no actually I don't since you can't use it as a flute so that defeats the whole purpose of having a flute.
I have 4 Efficient Quivers for all my instruments; Melee murdering instruments, ranged murdering instruments, "testing phase" murdering instruments, and of course musical instruments.
Paladins.
Lem what do you think of halflings shaving their feet hair?
Racy!
Have you ever seen a pediatrist?
I'm not sure... are they the ones with the head of an elephant and a big club?
On a related note, how come your feet (and those of other halflings) not scratched up like !@#$?
Thick skin and [redacted]'s [redacted] of [redacted].
What kind?Paladins.Ooo are they weaponsmiths? Instrument makers? Do they have regeneration?Oh oh have you ever gotten to play in an Ensemble with Fey or Azatas?No azatas, but I played some stuff with a pair of nixies and a satyr in Darkmoon Vale, once.
Ooookay... could you just wait here a little while I go fetch some friends I think would enjoy talking to you?And no actually I don't since you can't use it as a flute so that defeats the whole purpose of having a flute.
I have 4 Efficient Quivers for all my instruments; Melee murdering instruments, ranged murdering instruments, "testing phase" murdering instruments, and of course musical instruments.
The smitey kind.
pediatrists are foot doctors.
Oh. In that case, no.
Why is Alain's mount never shown in the artwork? Is it too embarrassed to be seen with him?
It does show up occasionally, but you might have a point.
Well that just narrows it down to ALL of them... Do they like music boxes?The smitey kind.What kind?
Paladins.
Doesn't everyone?
Why is Alain's mount never shown in the artwork? Is it too embarrassed to be seen with him?It does show up occasionally, but you might have a point.Have you guys ever considered ditching Alain and adventuring with his horse (or gryphon, or whatever he rides?) Or, tell me the truth - Did you try that and the horse talked you into keeping Alain around?
Seriously, though, why do you guys keep him around?
Someone has to be the first into the breach. That and he's a like a spider magnet - we don't have to worry about getting poisoned as long as he's around to draw the attention.
Some other questions.
Gun flute. Yes or no. Because I know a guy.
Not sure what that is, but it sounds like it'd make for a sub-par flute that would inhibit the efficacy of my musical magic - so I'm pretty sure the others would prefer me to say no.
Do you feel any duty to help carry the news from town to town?
It's not so much a duty as an unavoidable consequence of travelling. People are curious by nature. Although if they're from Nidal they have to learn how to hide it.
Are you any good with a bow? Weird question, I know, but I've had smaller human women ride my shoulders into a fight with a short-bow and the extra height gives the shooter a big advantage for choosing targets in a scrum. I'm curious of smaller people in Golarion ever do that with their taller allies.
I did ask Seelah if we could try that once - but she said she didn't want to get ridden, and then Merisiel and Valeros couldn't stop laughing and then we were ambushed by some hobgoblin slavers who had heard them and we sort of forgot about it.
And I prefer slingshots to bows - easier to find ammunition in the correct size for one thing.
Finally
Do you have any stories about unexpected jam sessions while out adventuring?
You mean like when Feiya found a forest-glade that must have been a whole acre with nothing but lingonberries growing on the ground?
Holes in the barrel - probably would not be a very good gun. Then there is the taste of gun-powder...
What's the worst pun someone has said whilst adventuring? And who said it?
One that can't be repeated here.
Surprisingly, Seelah.
Hmm... does it do anything else?
Nope, it just turns people into bats
I'm just going to check its magical aura anyway - no offense meant, but people with skeleton faces tend to be either very tricksy or very stupid, and I'm sure you don't want me to assume the latter.
Lem, have you ever had a pet of any kind? If you've had multiple pets, which one was or is your favorite?
No pets - they're a bit hard to look after when you're always travelling.
I do keep a llama for riding, though - but she's a really cute mode of transportation, not a pet.