Things you don't want to hear the party necromancer say.

[xanthemann]

Welcome to the land of the livin'. Now pick up a shovel and get diggin'!

[BigNorseWolf]

If you're feeling dead I'll be your reanimator
I've got the way to bring you to life
A superior existence with no one to control you
Where you can always do what you like

[Azten]

"So, I've been getting this scroll called 'Better Unliving' for a while now, and it's given me some great ideas...."

[xanthemann]

Feed my Frankenstein!

[Sissyl]

"IT!!! COULD!!! WORK!!!"

[xanthemann]

Throw the third switch! .... Throw the third switch!!

It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!

[Misery]

"I'm bored ..."

[Tels]

"Did I ever tell you about my Ex-wife? No? Oh, man, Ceilia was something else. At first, we fought all the time like newlyweds sometimes do. But after awhile, I made her listen to reason."

[xanthemann]

Pull my finger.

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

xanthemann wrote:

Pull my finger.

...It's over there.

[xanthemann]

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

xanthemann wrote:

Pull my finger.

...It's over there.

Thanks for adding the punch line!

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

xanthemann wrote:

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

xanthemann wrote:

Pull my finger.

...It's over there.

Thanks for adding the punch line!

I'm here to serve.

[xanthemann]

Ladies and gentlemen! Lend me your ear! ... Yo! Picasso!

[barnabyjones]

"We're boned"

[Irontruth]

"Hey, would you mind telling me what it feels like when someone casts Magic Jar on you?"

[barnabyjones]

"Oops! Left a part off... No bother, we can fix that with a girdle of femininity."

"Good news is you have two hands again; bad news is that one of them works for me now"

[Tirq]

It could be worse...

[Haladir]

Hey, you gonna eat that?

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

Tirq wrote:

It could be worse...

... for examle if i did this...

[xanthemann]

Oh this is gonna just kill ya!

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

Group hug!

[Drejk]

Party necromancer starts to hum: "Don't fear the reaper..."

[Drejk]

Necromancer: "This procedure hadn't ever killed anyone!"

[Drejk]

Necromancer: "Yet..."

[Drejk]

Party necromancer starts humming: "Who wants to live forever?".

[Drejk]

While accompanied by an orchestra of skeletal musicians...

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

"I've never actually done this before, but it looked easy enough in the book."

[Drejk]

After being killed the necromancer rises back while singing "Like a bat out of hell!"

[xanthemann]

Who is this ParaNorman fellow?

[xanthemann]

Am I out of my mind? Well, no, but it is funny you mention that. You see, there is something I have to tell you about how I brought you back...

[Drejk]

When the party is asked about their business by city guard the necromancer starts to sing:
"I'm the seller of souls
I'm having for whom the bell tolls
Oh, I'm a seller of souls
And link with the devil himself"

[Drejk]

I am thinking about necromancers' musical. It's suspicious because I am not a fan of musicals in the first place.

[xanthemann]

You should come and see my museum.

[Meat]

Pppeewwww... ok who stuck a dead trog in my reanimation pile?

[xanthemann]

My pet doesn't bury bones...he digs 'em up.

[xanthemann]

Are you an organ donor?

[Bob Zombie]

I'm a self made man.

[xanthemann]

I've always wanted to try this!

[xanthemann]

I'm not playing with my food. It's my next project.

[xanthemann]

Fighter: 'I'm dead on my feet.'

Necro: "Did someone say 'dead'?"

[xanthemann]

Dem bones, dem bones, dem butchered bones.

Neck bones connected to the hip bones....what?

[Reckless]

"Your highness, could I, Uh, borrow your daughter for a few minutes?"

[Icyshadow]

"I did say I have a bone to pick with you, didn't I?"

[Reckless]

"What do you mean zombies don't have skill points? I sent them foraging for food and they brought back enough brains for all of us to eat tonight. They must have gotten at least a 25 on their survival check."

[Reckless]

"Umn, did I mention you'll need to come to me for all your healing from now on?"

[Irontruth]

"Hey guys, look at this thread I found!"

[Threeshades]

"A paleontological dig site you say? Jurassic period?"

"So that was your family crypt?"

[BigNorseWolf]

"We're gonna need another timmy!"

[InVinoVeritas]

"Clear!"

[lucky7]

I never let my favorite minions go to waste.
I get them taxidermied.