"Dead girls don't say no"
"Looks fine to me"(while examining a necrotic cyst on a party members back)
"Instead of a Prius"
"Fresh out of resurrection scrolls, oh well guess I'll have to..."
This thread makes me miss my necromancer who had a large shed built to house undead so that when the ones I was using bit the dust I had more ready to go as needed.
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"Black Lanterns of Golarion, rise."
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"So I saw this movie Alien, and it gave me a great idea about what to do with that huge hunk of bacon you just ate..."
204. "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
205. No, it's not okay to pet my dog.
206 "Of course i can protect you from the enchanter just lie down over here ..."
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207. "Hold this gem for me."
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"I'd like you to meet my little friend..."
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211. *looking through a history book* Did her. Did her. Did her. Prude. Did her.
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214. "Ooh. I didn't know THAT could ooze..."
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216. Guys, stop stepping in our new recruits. It's rude.
Yes I know Little Johann fell in the well. Note the past tense. Yes it was I who helped him climb back out again. Well no I really don't see why his ex-parents are upset with his condition. I really don't see any difference whether he was alive (or not) when I came by the well is important at this time at all! Why are you asking so many questions? If all you're going to do is be upset then stop asking!
221. Need a hand? No? How about a foot?
222. I'd love to have you over for dinner. My relatives are just dying to meet you.
223. You can't make it? Fine, how about we go out for just a quick bite?
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224. Don't feed the zombies at the table, they'll just keep pestering you for more.
225. What's wrong with Mrs. Lovett's pies, exactly? She gave me a discount for my help!
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"I have other uses for you Darling."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYM7cxxm2i0&feature=relmfu
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227. "I know you've been rather down since your familiar died, but guess what? I've got a surprise for you...."
228. "It's called noodling"
229. "Okay, here's your replacement limb. Shame about that critical.
I know it doesn't match, but after a few weeks it all rots the same. Once it's down to the bone, you'll never notice the difference!"
230. "You wouldn't happen to be a fan of Twilight, would you? Because if you think you're good at your job now, imagine yourself as a vampire!"
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231. PC #1: "Oh no! The clown we hired to entertain at the princess' birthday party was killed in a tragic carriage accident.
PC #2: "Great. There goes a hundred gold. Now what do we do?
Necromancer (scooping some black onyx out of a bowl on the desk and heading for the door): "I'm on it."
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232-"I always love playing dress up with the zombies."
233-"Whoops, that wasn't suppose to fall off."
234-"I thought you were the one controlling the zombie horde?"
235-"Recycle, reanimate, whats the difference?"
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236. "Would you believe I've never done this before?"
238. "In the business this is what we call a renewable resource."
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240. Good news!
241. Good news! I'm finally opening the mortuary of my dreams!
242. Good news! I've earned enough to add a crematorium, just like I always wanted! Since who can tell one ash from another... heh. heh. heh.
243. Good news! With so many neighbors inexplicably moving away from my mortuary/crematorium, I was able to buy enough land to add a cemetary!
244. Good news! I found kobolds who build mausoleums -- specializing in creepy and dangerous, so that no one will ever get in to disturb your coffin!
245. Good news! The state has decided to outsource its orphanages, hospitals, and prisons -- and guess who got all the contracts!
246. Good news! I'm branching out into meatpacking. I finally have the abattoir of my dreams!
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247. I brought hot dogs!
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250. "No, it's not supposed to be that color."
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251. Singing: "I've been digging up gravesites, all the live-long night..."
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232-"I always love playing dress up with the zombies."
233-"Whoops, that wasn't suppose to fall off."
234-"I thought you were the one controlling the zombie horde?"
235-"Recycle, reanimate, whats the difference?"
My current favorite in this thread is 234. I can see the look on their faces.
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252 - *gestures to the zombie horde* "That is how you do an Occupy movement!"
253. I love the dead! After all, you can't spell the word necromancer without ROMANCE!
240. Good news!
241. Good news! I'm finally opening the mortuary of my dreams!
242. Good news! I've earned enough to add a crematorium, just like I always wanted! Since who can tell one ash from another... heh. heh. heh.
243. Good news! With so many neighbors inexplicably moving away from my mortuary/crematorium, I was able to buy enough land to add a cemetary!
244. Good news! I found kobolds who build mausoleums -- specializing in creepy and dangerous, so that no one will ever get in to disturb your coffin!
245. Good news! The state has decided to outsource its orphanages, hospitals, and prisons -- and guess who got all the contracts!
246. Good news! I'm branching out into meatpacking. I finally have the abattoir of my dreams!
Now I've got an image in my head of Professor Farnsworth as party necromancer.
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256: And now to reenact the grand galloping galla...