Give the person above you a nickname.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Quiche Lord Gille de Rais de Pompadour-Exupery Fricassee VIII (I am, I am!) Fin Tin Lim Bim Ole Biscuitbarrel F'tang F'tang *sound of change hitting table*, Esq.

[Mark Hoover]

Bob

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Straight Man

[Mark Hoover]

Willy Wiggler

[MODRON ABRAXUS]

Motorola, because you need a close shave.

[Monica Bellucci]

Mr Monatone boring head

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Queen of the Darned

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Chris Chan

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Chernobog The (Much) Lesser

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Mickey Rooney's trusty sidekick Rudolph "Hap" Coolidge.

[Quiche Lord Gille de Rais]

Bad Teeth

[Sissyl]

Bad Head

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"OMFG WHAT'S THAT?!?" Head

[Jedi Jack]

you have a face that says, "Let's play with lead based paints."

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Antenna-San

[Craftsman Buzzsaw!]

Heath Ledger

[Mark Hoover]

Fuzzy

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Brick

[Severed Ronin]

Bobo

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Camo-na Lisa

[BluePigeon]

"Needs-a-New-Alias" or Psycho-Jester.

I'm stealing thisone BTW.

[Quiche Lord Gille de Rais]

False Avian

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Dork Lord

[Schism]

Closet Monster Scarer.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Eyeball Girl

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Goofy Kufi

[Mark Hoover]

Red White and You

[Frank the Hedgehog]

Staunch the Hufferfish

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Spiny Norman

[Mark Hoover]

Grinny Ginny

[Psycho-Jester]

Sparkly

[Schism]

Clown Prince of Nothing.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Lightbulb eyes

[skyshark]

Democrat

[Sissyl]

Dinocrat

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Lady Clawhair

[Sissyl]

Lockjaw demon

[The Fiend Fantastic]

My, you flatter me,
Lady black lips.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Slim Jim Guy

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

Closet Psycho

[Sissyl]

Psycho who came out a while ago

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Mrs. Smiley

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Devourer-Of-Raindrops

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Pennywise fanboy

[Mark Hoover]

Tim Curry Wannabe

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Hah, that one fetches my coffee in the morning.

Mismatcher

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Niftystopheles

[Economy-Disabled Job Zombie]

Heath Ledger, again.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Ideal American Laborer

[Economy-Disabled Job Zombie]

With a costume like that, I'd call you service industry labor.