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you have a face that says, "Let's play with lead based paints."
You've never seen them in combat. Vicious but honorable, like samurai.
Slaughtering battle droids snd Sith Lords for the win.
Anger will never winning. Give up your hate and become a Jedi knight once more. Only then will you win.
A lightsaber! Heeya! The Next Poster is a Jedi turned Dark Lord.
His martial arts prowress is astounding, but he no Jedi. The next poster knows to fear the Dark Side of the Force.
Heeeeaaaah! swings red-n-green lightsaber katanna vigorously The next poster had better duck.
But I like beer as a chaser!BEER RUN TIMEBuy slower beer next time and you won't have to chase it! Really, and your favorite alcoholic beverage sir...
*waves a long katanna in the clubhouse* Honorable Jacks, this will do for all those egg and goblin necessities.
"No Luke, I'm your fsther." Not a battle cry, but a jaw-dropper wwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyy back in 1980.
James, Jedi Knight or Sith Lord Darth Maul or Darth Vader Finally, bounty hunter or smuggler.
Well, I'm ready for breakfast.
In Japan honorable FAWTLers, instead of using rope to hang yakuza and other "no good" ones from fat pony, we behead them with katana. No lynch mob, but so much more fun and it has a level of personal satisfaction that can't be found with a coil of rope.
JEDI ARE IMPERIALISTS! And your not oh Sith Lord.
Stabliizing rear deflectors... Watching for enemy fighters.... That's not gonna help you.
Does Hungry Jack serve up any ethnic dishes, specially any Chinese or Japanese cuisine? Jedi Jack is tired of tacos and hamburgers.Don't make Hungry Jack® smack you. Even if I have kegs of beer?
Does Hungry Jack serve up any ethnic dishes, specially any Chinese or Japanese cuisine? Jedi Jack is tired of tacos and hamburgers.
Time for some sushi ala iron chef. Now, where did I put my lightsaber?
We should always ask ourselves, what would Vader do? Chop them up like unnecessary bureaucrats of the Trade Federation, then use the Jackapult. |