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I will take on the arduous duty of helping the playtest this game. I know... I know.. it will be grueling work... long hours... but I'm ready to make that sacrifice. <sigh> the things I will do and pains I will endure for the company I love...
;)
I will join you! As a community, we must all do are part to serve the greater good and help this company flourish...
I'll join your adventuring party in this most dangerous of adventure paths.
Let us forge a path through the River Kingdoms until we can walk no more!
Don't forget to bring the pie! Can't go on a proper adventure without some pie.
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You have my sword...
One does not simply walk into the River Kingdoms. Because riding on a boat makes so much more sense.
Not with 10,000 nerds could you do this.
On second thought, you probably could.
Count me in. :)
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I, too, shall venture forth.
Indeed, I would petition the Lictors to elevate me and permit me to establish a citadel within the River Kingdoms. Are we not Hellknights? Do we not tread in the wild lands, Law following in our footsteps? Without an Order of Hellknights to inspire them, how will the people of such lands ever be turned from their wild ways?
And my axe!
I'm in. Grab a flagon and your rations, time to move it in!
I'll keep my sword. I'll be more use to you with it, and you already have one, and a bow, and an axe. Seriously, how many arms do you have? Will you use them all at once?
But I'd be willing to trade the sword for, say, a ring of invisibility (a regular one, not one of those crappy cursed ones that make you MORE visible to your worst enemies).
You carry the fates of us all Elf_NFB. If this is indeed the will of the messageboards, then paizo will see it done.
*raises scimitar to Sarenrae*
I hereby dub all gathered here the First Adventuring Guild of Goblinworks!
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Did I miss the boat? Has it left? Where did I leave that extra set of underwear....*raises scimitar to Sarenrae*
I hereby dub all gathered here the First Adventuring Guild of Goblinworks!
*waves a fond farewell to Azeroth* New adventures and comrades await in Golarion.
*hands Syras the underwear*
And my axe!
And my keyboard!
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Oh all right, I'll go. You guys are going to need someone to keep you out of trouble...Kaeyoss put that down, you don't know where it's been.
Those of you with those weapons, I want you to be extra careful, we don't want to hurt anybody. And NO Running with them!
Unless of course you are charging. You are allowed to run with a weapon if you are charging.
*raises scimitar to Sarenrae*
I hereby dub all gathered here the First Adventuring Guild of Goblinworks!
No can do. I'm a freelancer. Guilds crimp my style.
Kaeyoss put that down, you don't know where it's been.
I do. I asked.
Kaeyoss put that down, you don't know where it's been.I do. I asked.
Then you should definitely put it down.
<researches betatest spell>
<researches greater betatest spell>
<researches mass betatest spell>
KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos. And rest of you, gather the party and bring me ten... nay, make it thirteen rat tails! For the research of betatest spells.
Why was I not invited to this secret council?
Why was I not invited to this secret council?
You weren't invited because it is not a secret. It's completely public, open and well known initiative.
Plus, being a lich, you smell like rotted flesh.
Totally clashes with the fresh baked cookies are guild chefs are baking.
Then you should definitely put it down.Kaeyoss put that down, you don't know where it's been.I do. I asked.
I wear gloves for a reason.
KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos.
Get it yourself. I just created an entropic font in your back yard. Take as much as you want.
You might have problems finding a bottle that won't turn into.... I have no idea what on contact.
Why was I not invited to this secret council?
Because you belong to Oerth, not Golarion. :P
I to will take this burden upon me for the greater good of the community.
BANZAI!
KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos.Get it yourself. I just created an entropic font in your back yard. Take as much as you want.
You might have problems finding a bottle that won't turn into.... I have no idea what on contact.
Vial, not bathtub... What I will do with so much of it? And now I'm rid of empty bottles, any bottles in fact, instead having a lots of... I have no idea what they turned into.
This also means I need a lot more than thirteen rat tails. If only that rat-tail quest were repeatable...
I feel lucky that I finally bought decent travelling shoes for this journey. Count me in!
Vial, not bathtub...
KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos.Get it yourself. I just created an entropic font in your back yard. Take as much as you want.
You might have problems finding a bottle that won't turn into.... I have no idea what on contact.
You can thank me later. I'd call it "The Little Little Sea of Amorphia". "Pond of Amorphia" just hasn't the same ring to it.
What I will do with so much of it?
It's not about what you'll do with it. It's about what it will do with you. And your garden. And city.
It's not about what you'll do with it. It's about what it will do with you.
Nothing worse than ravages of time and self-neglect will do. Nope. Can't do it.
And your garden.
Then I am lucky that I live in flat and don't have garden.
And city.
Not possible. Here in Krakow we have one of the seven stones of Shiva within our Chakra and the Hindu legend says that the seven cities that have those stones will survive no matter what.
Uh, wait, it nowhere says that they remain unchanged by pure chaos. Nevermind that, we will survive, in whatever our new, tentacled and multieyed form will be.
KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos.Get it yourself. I just created an entropic font in your back yard. Take as much as you want.
You might have problems finding a bottle that won't turn into.... I have no idea what on contact.
After much trial and error I dipped a slightly autistic, left-handed, near-sighted weasel into the font and it turned into a vial.
You are welcome, Drejk.
As for the beta test: you have my... ah hell, I'm in.
You guys do know that playtesting is acutal, you know, work? You have to slog through barely functional pre-alpha segments several dozen times, just to find all the things wrong with it? It's not gonna be a fun romp through a fully realized game, it's gonna be a really long, really arduous process.
Well with that attitude it sure will be! Where's your sense of adventure, man?