I will make the sacrifice...


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Sovereign Court Goblin Squad Member

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I will take on the arduous duty of helping the playtest this game. I know... I know.. it will be grueling work... long hours... but I'm ready to make that sacrifice. <sigh> the things I will do and pains I will endure for the company I love...

;)


I will join you! As a community, we must all do are part to serve the greater good and help this company flourish...

Sovereign Court Goblin Squad Member

Azten wrote:
I will join you! As a community, we must all do are part to serve the greater good and help this company flourish...

Absolutely Azten! No matter the pain and suffering. ;)

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

You have my sword...


I'll join your adventuring party in this most dangerous of adventure paths.


Let us forge a path through the River Kingdoms until we can walk no more!

Liberty's Edge

I will walk the beaten path till my feet are bloody stumps and legs can move no more.

I will swing my blade until the gore soaked weapon requires brute strength to penetrate the armor of our enemies and when I have no more strength to carry the blade i'll shall swing once more!

Sczarni Goblin Squad Member

Azten wrote:
Let us forge a path through the River Kingdoms until we can walk no more!

And then jump on our boats!


Don't forget to bring the pie! Can't go on a proper adventure without some pie.


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Count Buggula wrote:
You have my sword...

One does not simply walk into the River Kingdoms. Because riding on a boat makes so much more sense.


Not with 10,000 nerds could you do this.

On second thought, you probably could.

Count me in. :)

Goblin Squad Member

i cannot in good conscience allow you to do this alone so i have your back good sir

Liberty's Edge

Count Buggula wrote:
You have my sword...

And my Bow.

Dark Archive

I, too, shall venture forth.

Indeed, I would petition the Lictors to elevate me and permit me to establish a citadel within the River Kingdoms. Are we not Hellknights? Do we not tread in the wild lands, Law following in our footsteps? Without an Order of Hellknights to inspire them, how will the people of such lands ever be turned from their wild ways?


And my axe!


I'm in. Grab a flagon and your rations, time to move it in!


I'll keep my sword. I'll be more use to you with it, and you already have one, and a bow, and an axe. Seriously, how many arms do you have? Will you use them all at once?

But I'd be willing to trade the sword for, say, a ring of invisibility (a regular one, not one of those crappy cursed ones that make you MORE visible to your worst enemies).


You carry the fates of us all Elf_NFB. If this is indeed the will of the messageboards, then paizo will see it done.

Pretty please?


*raises scimitar to Sarenrae*

I hereby dub all gathered here the First Adventuring Guild of Goblinworks!


Azten wrote:

*raises scimitar to Sarenrae*

I hereby dub all gathered here the First Adventuring Guild of Goblinworks!

Did I miss the boat? Has it left? Where did I leave that extra set of underwear....

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

Syras wrote:
Azten wrote:

*raises scimitar to Sarenrae*

I hereby dub all gathered here the First Adventuring Guild of Goblinworks!

Did I miss the boat? Has it left? Where did I leave that extra set of underwear....

*waves a fond farewell to Azeroth* New adventures and comrades await in Golarion.

*hands Syras the underwear*


Manimal wrote:
And my axe!

And my keyboard!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Oh all right, I'll go. You guys are going to need someone to keep you out of trouble...Kaeyoss put that down, you don't know where it's been.

Those of you with those weapons, I want you to be extra careful, we don't want to hurt anybody. And NO Running with them!

Unless of course you are charging. You are allowed to run with a weapon if you are charging.


Azten wrote:

*raises scimitar to Sarenrae*

I hereby dub all gathered here the First Adventuring Guild of Goblinworks!

No can do. I'm a freelancer. Guilds crimp my style.


Brutesquad07 wrote:
Kaeyoss put that down, you don't know where it's been.

I do. I asked.


KaeYoss wrote:
Brutesquad07 wrote:
Kaeyoss put that down, you don't know where it's been.
I do. I asked.

Then you should definitely put it down.


<researches betatest spell>
<researches greater betatest spell>
<researches mass betatest spell>

KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos. And rest of you, gather the party and bring me ten... nay, make it thirteen rat tails! For the research of betatest spells.

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

Cpt. Caboodle wrote:
Manimal wrote:
And my axe!
And my keyboard!

And my mouse!


Why was I not invited to this secret council?


Vecna, Master of Secrets wrote:
Why was I not invited to this secret council?

You weren't invited because it is not a secret. It's completely public, open and well known initiative.


Plus, being a lich, you smell like rotted flesh.

Totally clashes with the fresh baked cookies are guild chefs are baking.


Azten wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Brutesquad07 wrote:
Kaeyoss put that down, you don't know where it's been.
I do. I asked.
Then you should definitely put it down.

I wear gloves for a reason.


Drejk wrote:


KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos.

Get it yourself. I just created an entropic font in your back yard. Take as much as you want.

You might have problems finding a bottle that won't turn into.... I have no idea what on contact.


Vecna, Master of Secrets wrote:
Why was I not invited to this secret council?

Because you belong to Oerth, not Golarion. :P


I to will take this burden upon me for the greater good of the community.

Goblin Squad Member

Starfell wrote:
Don't forget to bring the pie! Can't go on a proper adventure without some pie.

Did someone say pie? Alright, I'm in.

"Z"


BANZAI!


KaeYoss wrote:
Drejk wrote:


KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos.

Get it yourself. I just created an entropic font in your back yard. Take as much as you want.

You might have problems finding a bottle that won't turn into.... I have no idea what on contact.

Vial, not bathtub... What I will do with so much of it? And now I'm rid of empty bottles, any bottles in fact, instead having a lots of... I have no idea what they turned into.

This also means I need a lot more than thirteen rat tails. If only that rat-tail quest were repeatable...

Goblin Squad Member

I would love to bring several years of beta testing experience to the goblinworks table.

Goblin Squad Member

Make sure you subscribe to the mailing list at Goblinworks.com.

Liberty's Edge

Mark Kalmes wrote:

Make sure you subscribe to the mailing list at Goblinworks.com.

Did that as soon as I could! :D


I feel lucky that I finally bought decent travelling shoes for this journey. Count me in!


Drejk wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Drejk wrote:


KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos.

Get it yourself. I just created an entropic font in your back yard. Take as much as you want.

You might have problems finding a bottle that won't turn into.... I have no idea what on contact.

Vial, not bathtub...

You can thank me later. I'd call it "The Little Little Sea of Amorphia". "Pond of Amorphia" just hasn't the same ring to it.

Drejk wrote:


What I will do with so much of it?

It's not about what you'll do with it. It's about what it will do with you. And your garden. And city.


KaeYoss wrote:
It's not about what you'll do with it. It's about what it will do with you.

Nothing worse than ravages of time and self-neglect will do. Nope. Can't do it.

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And your garden.

Then I am lucky that I live in flat and don't have garden.

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And city.

Not possible. Here in Krakow we have one of the seven stones of Shiva within our Chakra and the Hindu legend says that the seven cities that have those stones will survive no matter what.

Uh, wait, it nowhere says that they remain unchanged by pure chaos. Nevermind that, we will survive, in whatever our new, tentacled and multieyed form will be.


KaeYoss wrote:
Drejk wrote:


KaeYoss, could you please bring me a vial of bottled chaos.

Get it yourself. I just created an entropic font in your back yard. Take as much as you want.

You might have problems finding a bottle that won't turn into.... I have no idea what on contact.

After much trial and error I dipped a slightly autistic, left-handed, near-sighted weasel into the font and it turned into a vial.

You are welcome, Drejk.

As for the beta test: you have my... ah hell, I'm in.


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You guys do know that playtesting is acutal, you know, work? You have to slog through barely functional pre-alpha segments several dozen times, just to find all the things wrong with it? It's not gonna be a fun romp through a fully realized game, it's gonna be a really long, really arduous process.


Alouicious wrote:
You guys do know that playtesting is acutal, you know, work? You have to slog through barely functional pre-alpha segments several dozen times, just to find all the things wrong with it? It's not gonna be a fun romp through a fully realized game, it's gonna be a really long, really arduous process.

Well with that attitude it sure will be! Where's your sense of adventure, man?


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The thing is, there will be no adventure, because serious playtesting requires technical knowledge of what is going on. You are not being paid/contracted to play the game and enjoy it, you are doing it to nitpick all of the glaring flaws in the game design. And that's after you've tried to find all the glitches and bugs present in the raw, untested code. And that requires constantly doing the same thing to see if it triggers anything. Repeat ad nauseum for just about everything in the game, and it will lose it's wonder and adventure pretty damn quick.


Yes it's slow and tedious, but these guys have a point. Sometimes the testing phases take FOREVER to get through because of all the subtle holes in them. Having volunteer testers can let you take a 'mass swarm' approach to finding bugs. Sure not all volunteer testers will recognize all bugs they encounter, but with enough of them (and professional testers behind them cleaning up the gleanings) you can accelerate your testing phases.

(Also, the Beta test phase can indeed be fun, and by that point the bugs tend to be few and far enough between that you NEED a lot of people to dig them out.)

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kyrt-ryder wrote:
Yes it's slow and tedious, but these guys have a point. Sometimes the testing phases take FOREVER to get through because of all the subtle holes in them. Having volunteer testers can let you take a 'mass swarm' approach to finding bugs. Sure not all volunteer testers will recognize all bugs they encounter, but with enough of them (and professional testers behind them cleaning up the gleanings) you can accelerate your testing phases.

No, you can't. A swarm of amateurs dicking around with your pre-alpha code will give you a swarm of useless tickets that it'll take professionals longer to sort out than if you had just hired a real QA unit to do the job in the first place.

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