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If you shoot the book from 10 yards with a .22, which monster does the bullet stop at?
;)
If you shoot the book from 10 yards with a .22, which monster does the bullet stop at?
;)
None.
The tome dimension door's the bullet into the back of your head for being dumb enough to try to shoot it in the first place.
:)
I wonder how many people are going to be punched in the face by their mail carrier in August.
Please let us know!
I really hope this doesn't happen. I like the two ladies who work in my apartment office and they definitely don't deserve to be punched in the face by an irate (and probably exhausted) mail carrier.
If you shoot the book from 10 yards with a .22, which monster does the bullet stop at?
;)
A .22 ?!?! Please, the front cover of course. Come back when you get serious about shooting this book.
;-)
Is it hurricane proof?
Just asking, as its been a hell of weekend.
Some speculate as to just what exactly brought the hurricane, and earthquakes, and typhoons, and volcanic eruptions this summer. ;)
If you shoot the book from 10 yards with a .22, which monster does the bullet stop at?
;)
A .22 ?!?! Please, the front cover of course. Come back when you get serious about shooting this book.
;-)
I will be honest, I was just happy to correctly name an actual type of gun. :P
Edit: I propose a new standard for gun caliber. Henceforth guns shall be measured based on how many inches they pierce a Complete Tome of Horrors.
That might cause categorization issues when every gun on the planet is assigned the same rating of zero due to the Tome's coolness factor.
It's September. Tomorrow is the third. The precious shall be mine ... the preciousssss ....
<SMACK TO FOREHEAD BY MAIL CARRIER, PLANKING THE INTENDED RECIPIENT. PICTURE GETS SPAMMED TO SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES. USPS LULZ>
Elore--if you sent me an email bill@talesofthefroggod.com I got it--heck; send another if you moved!
Bill
Guss it's a good thing I decided to look in here today.
I approved final binding today, so everything is on schedule.Bill,
How is the schedule looking? Still fairly solid?
Shipping on the Saturday of a 3 day weekend. I thank you for your dedication. You mentioned 50/day speed and an apparent print run of 2000. Well, it looks like I might be waiting a while.
Thank you for doing it.
Is this tingling in my right hand a sign that the arrival of the Tome is near? Or is it just caused by the scales growing there?...
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Is this tingling in my right hand a sign that the arrival of the Tome is near? Or is it just caused by the scales growing there?...
The scales are growing for your protection. The Tome has teeth, I hear.
I have warned my postal worker about the 8 pound book coming. Her comment was that she would let the guys handle it. So anxiously awaiting a delivery.
8 tons of books loaded onto a truck today in Missouri...bound for Washington State!
Has it arrived? Hopefully, it's not stuck in Wyoming because of too much weight per axle?
8 tons of books loaded onto a truck today in Missouri...bound for Washington State!Has it arrived? Hopefully, it's not stuck in Wyoming because of too much weight per axle?
It's my understanding that the shipment is expected to arrive on Monday the 19th. From there an intrepid few shall attempt to pack with such speed and accuracy as frogs can, dire frogs that is. :)
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*adopting the propper guise of Jeff Goldblum as doomsday theorist*
Has uh, any thought. Been uh given to how the uh the uh tomes. Are ultimately distributed around the globe? There are both physical and esoteric concerns at play here.
From a physics standpoint, that many tons of awesome located in Washington so close to another high awesome-gravity object (Paizo HQ) could create a micro singularity that will devour most of the Seattle metro sprawl. I suppose as long as it starts with Tacoma we can simply thank Bill and his team of deviants for the favor. Yeah.
But we also need to map out where the uh tomes are located so that we can see that by connecting the dots we have have actually created a huge summoning circle. Me thinks now would be a good time to prepare for the return of Orcus. Mmhmm.
It arrives tomorrow--just got off the phone w/ the trucking company. Dawn arrives Monday, and we will be frantically shipping starting Tuesday morning!
*Flex*
Yeah I preordered mine on the 9th of March, and I didn't get any email about shipping either.
I'll look into my PayPal records and see about sending off that $4. :D
Bleh, it only goes back 3 months. I'll send you an email to check the proper email address for PayPal.
It arrives tomorrow--just got off the phone w/ the trucking company. Dawn arrives Monday, and we will be frantically shipping starting Tuesday morning!
How goes the shipping process?
It took me a while to realize that the books were printed in Missouri (?) and had to be shipped to Bill in Washington before he could start shipping them out to us. Also, in looking at my confirmation email there is no provision for shipping costs. So Bill, how do you want that done?
It took me a while to realize that the books were printed in Missouri (?) and had to be shipped to Bill in Washington before he could start shipping them out to us. Also, in looking at my confirmation email there is no provision for shipping costs. So Bill, how do you want that done?
If you were not charged for shipping (evidently there were glitches in the system), Bill has asked for you to send him $4 for shipping in the U.S., via PayPal (easiest method) or some other means. I -think- this is for one or two books. If you have ordered more or do not live in the U.S. you will need to send him an email to ask about the cost of shipping.
If you were not charged for shipping (evidently there were glitches in the system), Bill has asked for you to send him $4 for shipping in the U.S., via PayPal (easiest method) or some other means. I -think- this is for one or two books. If you have ordered more or do not live in the U.S. you will need to send him an email to ask about the cost of shipping.
Good to know. I didn't get charged shipping. Glad I checked this thread or I wouldn't have know to send it in.
Books will start to ship Tuesday morning--should have them all out of my warehouse and to you by Thursday..everyone say Thank You to Dawn and Skeet!
Thank you Skeet! (good, he can lift heavy stuff...) :-)
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Books will start to ship Tuesday morning--should have them all out of my warehouse and to you by Thursday..everyone say Thank You to Dawn and Skeet!
Thank you Dawn and Skeet!
:)
Books will start to ship Tuesday morning--should have them all out of my warehouse and to you by Thursday..everyone say Thank You to Dawn and Skeet!
Thanks Dawn and Skeet! just ignore the screaming from behind me. It's just from the players.
One question though. I thought you were sending out an e-mail confirmation regarding the shipping address? I did send you an email with my new address, but I never got an email back confirming the address change.
Books will start to ship Tuesday morning--should have them all out of my warehouse and to you by Thursday..everyone say Thank You to Dawn and Skeet!Thanks Dawn and Skeet! just ignore the screaming from behind me. It's just from the players.
One question though. I thought you were sending out an e-mail confirmation regarding the shipping address? I did send you an email with my new address, but I never got an email back confirming the address change.
One question, did you buy from Frog God Games or Paizo? If Paizo, then it is Paizo's issue not ours.
If from us, then the email you send will be available for us bright and early Tuesday morning. Bill is keeping careful track of those so we have the correct addresses.
I put in an order back on the 9th of May, was only changed the $89.99 presale despite choosing a shipping option, and hadn't seen any other contact other than the "PDF is downloadable" message.John; just send me $4 if in the US for shipping--I thought I had emailed everyone:)
Bill
I did pay the $4 at the time of order (had to look that up - such a small part of the whole : ). No email, so I'm presuming I'm good to go.
Can't wait!
I bought directly from Frog God website and used Paypal. If mine hasn't shipped yet, can you send it to my new office at Paizo? If it has shipped, I will ask my awesome wife to mail it to me. Thanks.
If you haven't sent Bill Webb an email directing it to a different address, it will be shipped to the old one. :)
Books will start to ship Tuesday morning--should have them all out of my warehouse and to you by Thursday..everyone say Thank You to Dawn and Skeet!Thanks Dawn and Skeet! just ignore the screaming from behind me. It's just from the players.
One question though. I thought you were sending out an e-mail confirmation regarding the shipping address? I did send you an email with my new address, but I never got an email back confirming the address change.
One question, did you buy from Frog God Games or Paizo? If Paizo, then it is Paizo's issue not ours.
If from us, then the email you send will be available for us bright and early Tuesday morning. Bill is keeping careful track of those so we have the correct addresses.
I placed my order with Frog God Games, and sent my new address several weeks ago. Thanks again.
books packed and are mailing; should all be out by Friday if my back holds out
Please tell me you're wearing a back brace...</mother hen>
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I think a thank you is deserved by Bill, Dawn, and Skeet. Thank you all.
Hello
I preseume if I pay paled the 4 dollars and referenced my original paypal confirmation number, that is sufficient? Is there some sort of follow up e-mail once the book has shipped?
books packed and are mailing; should all be out by Friday if my back holds out
Woot!
There were a couple of people in the official Tome of Horrors Complete thread that have indicated they received their books (I am sure there are a lot more). I will be looking for mine today or tomorrow. If it's not here tomorrow, I will be getting my pitchfork ready. :D
Btw, how is your back, Bill? (And for Dawn and Skeet as well!)
