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Exotic Weapon
Two-Handed Melee Weapon (one for each ankle)
Cost: -
Dmg: 1d6
Critical: x2
Range: 10 ft/5ft
Weight: 35 lbs
Type: B
A living gnome incurs a -1 to both attacks and damage rolls (flailing). Of course a gnome is a throwable weapon with a 10 ft increment or 5 ft if alive (again flailing). A living gnome takes damage equal to damage dealt on each attack.
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Actually, Small sized creatures do 1d8, according to Ultimate Combat.
This postvis purely for humor...and UC talks about beating with bodies?
Does a Gnome Rogue deal more damage than a Gnome Commoner?
Only if the defender is denied his dexterity bonus to AC.
This postvis purely for humor...and UC talks about beating with bodies?
That's never come up during a game for you? I think I see it a couple of times a year on the rules forum.
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This postvis purely for humor...and UC talks about beating with bodies?
Barbarians get a rage power that lets them use anyone they've pinned as a weapon.
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Wait- gnomes are free!?
...excellent.
No 'blocking' weapon property? :(
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*quickly enchants a +2 keen vorpal Gnome*
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*Sunders your gnome*
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Gnomes aren't slashing, they're blunt.
On many levels.
Gnomes aren't slashing, they're blunt.\
What if the gnome is wearing boot knives?
Or had really long finder nails and toe nails?
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In a game i'm currently playing we have a gnome alchemist named Theo Maxwell. Me (Human witch) and the rest of our party (Aasimar Cavalier, half-elf monk and Orc Ranger)had to sneak into a church of Asmodeus to acquire something of importance to the session. Theo had been recognized by the church for earlier acts of kleptomania and was barred from entry. So we simply stuffed him into the Ranger's bag and waltzed on in. Our luck turned sour when we get caught and surrounded by the church's inquisitors. One of them says "we have maces, and we know how to use them!" in a threatening manner. I look to the Ranger, nod and he pulls a demented-looking gnome holding a lit bomb out of his bag. Which leads to me replying "oh yeah? well we have a Theo, and we know how to use it!", hilarity ensued thereafter.
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I have a +2 vicious gnome hat of pointyness! Yes it's red!
If you use a Gnome Sorcerer it would have orc in its name and could count as a martial weapon for Half-orcs.
This actually made my day :D
I... I love this thread. *teary eyed sniff of joy*
+1 for thread necromancy lol
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the prophecy has been fulfilled
twice risen the thread of gnome
soon beiber will just go home
(as long as someone has already necro'd it)
Our group joked about attaching two helmets to the ends of a chain for a giant monk to use gnome-chuks....
How is this a joke? This is a dream. I'm putting "throwin' gnomes" in my game. Add random splash acid, cold, electric, or fire damage for "gnome scientist-bomb"?
