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You know, it's a good thing I don't work at Paizo. I'm exactly the kind of guy who would hide the coffee and watch as everyone freaks.
<--- Not a coffee fan.
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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Beer vs Coffee? No, no, no. You're doing it wrong. Its Beer AND Coffee.
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Beer vs Coffee? No, no, no. You're doing it wrong. Its Beer AND Coffee.
Oh I know, the vs. was just to get your attention :3
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You know, it's a good thing I don't work at Paizo. I'm exactly the kind of guy who would hide the coffee and watch as everyone freaks.
<--- Not a coffee fan.
"And then Tels, the newest employee, was never seen again. Some say that on cold mornings when it is still early and dark out, those sleep- and caffeine-deprived may catch a reflection of an ectoplasmic hand attempting to snatch away their brewed java nectar."
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Sweet! Steal the Paizo Coffe, and I learn Ethereal Jaunt!
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<--- Not a coffee fan.
*fistbump*
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I guess Mountain Dew Throwback is hard to come by up in Seattle. Otherwise it would probably just send the whole region over the edge into caffeinated frenzy.
/IT Geek's fuel
//It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
///It is by the Dew of Mountains that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.
////high fructose corn syrup is nasty
/////extra slashies for... *shrugs*
I guess Mountain Dew Throwback is hard to come by up in Seattle. Otherwise it would probably just send the whole region over the edge into caffeinated frenzy.
/IT Geek's fuel
//It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
///It is by the Dew of Mountains that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.
////high fructose corn syrup is nasty
/////extra slashies for... *shrugs*
Try Mountain Dew Voltage, it has Ginsing, really gets you energized and awake.
I sadly have been banned from caffeinated soda, doctor's orders.
I manage to get by with hot cocoa when the weather allows, but that's it.
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I sadly have been banned from caffeinated soda, doctor's orders.
I manage to get by with hot cocoa when the weather allows, but that's it.
(O_o)
*Hugz*
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I sadly have been banned from caffeinated soda, doctor's orders.
I manage to get by with hot cocoa when the weather allows, but that's it.
Yeah, me too. Doctor: "No caffeine AT ALL!"
Me: (whimpering) "Not even chocolate?"
Doctor: "I'd strongly recommend against it."
Nurse: "So you have to bring it all here and leave it at the nurses' station."
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I've stopped doing sodas but you can have my coffee when you pry it from my cold sleep deprived hands!!
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My thoughts on beer and coffee some days.
Also, if you hid the coffee...I'm not sayin' what would happen. I'm just sayin' that there would be consequences.
Dire. Consequences.
Yeeesssss.
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My thoughts on beer and coffee some days.
Also, if you hid the coffee...I'm not sayin' what would happen. I'm just sayin' that there would be consequences.
Dire. Consequences.
justin: thank goodness for necromancy!
Yeah, probably about like that.
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Dire. Consequences.
So, just to be clear, these would be the larger, more aggressive and primal cousins to the smaller and more common consequences, correct?
Also, do dire consequences have bony growths along their hides like dire bears? And if so, why? I mean, honestly, I never understood the bony growth thing ...
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Dire. Consequences.So, just to be clear, these would be the larger, more aggressive and primal cousins to the smaller and more common consequences, correct?
Also, do dire consequences have bony growths along their hides like dire bears? And if so, why? I mean, honestly, I never understood the bony growth thing ...
Do Dire Consequences have an increased natural armor and damage dice on their attacks? Also, do they gain some sort of poison, or rend attack?
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Dire. Consequences.So, just to be clear, these would be the larger, more aggressive and primal cousins to the smaller and more common consequences, correct?
Also, do dire consequences have bony growths along their hides like dire bears? And if so, why? I mean, honestly, I never understood the bony growth thing ...
It's to differentiate them from the other bears.
And so the dire bears can feel pseudo-superior. You know, like the star-bellied Sneetches.
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Dire. Consequences.So, just to be clear, these would be the larger, more aggressive and primal cousins to the smaller and more common consequences, correct?
Also, do dire consequences have bony growths along their hides like dire bears? And if so, why? I mean, honestly, I never understood the bony growth thing ...
It's to differentiate them from the other bears.
And so the dire bears can feel pseudo-superior. You know, like the star-bellied Sneetches.
Soooo ... you're saying ...
Those bahrs have spars on thars ...
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Dire. Consequences.So, just to be clear, these would be the larger, more aggressive and primal cousins to the smaller and more common consequences, correct?
Also, do dire consequences have bony growths along their hides like dire bears? And if so, why? I mean, honestly, I never understood the bony growth thing ...
It's to differentiate them from the other bears.
And so the dire bears can feel pseudo-superior. You know, like the star-bellied Sneetches.
Soooo ... you're saying ...
Those bahrs have spars on thars ...
... Ow.
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Dire. Consequences.So, just to be clear, these would be the larger, more aggressive and primal cousins to the smaller and more common consequences, correct?
Also, do dire consequences have bony growths along their hides like dire bears? And if so, why? I mean, honestly, I never understood the bony growth thing ...
It's to differentiate them from the other bears.
And so the dire bears can feel pseudo-superior. You know, like the star-bellied Sneetches.
Soooo ... you're saying ...
Those bahrs have spars on thars ...
*slow clap*
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Bad pun tax, sir!
Awesome. I hate puns. I have a giant D20 that I use as a count down for my tolerance for puns. I've never hit 1 yet...
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Or, as Terry Pratchett puts it: do you not see something wrong with paying a group of people for the sole purpose of putting out fires? People being people, there's a pretty fair chance they'll drum up their own business.
make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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Bad pun tax, sir!
Noooooo!!!
I mean ...
So in late 1960's London, a young Irishman named Sean O'Donnell took a job in a bank. His boss was an annoying man who took to calling him Paddy due to his Irish heritage. To make matters worse, whenever Sean would make a mistake, his employer would slap him in the back of the head. But Sean would not be baited and over a few years he worked his way up from teller to the loan department.
On his first day as a loan officer, a frog walked into the bank, introduced himself as Gribbit Richards and asked for a loan.
A bit puzzled, never having seen a walking, talking frog before, and worried someone may have spiked his tea with some sort off hallucinogen, Sean paused and then asked if the frog had any collateral.
The frog nodded and pulled a shiny bauble from his pocket. Sean was even more perplexed.
With a bit of hesitation, Sean went to ask his boss what to do.
Upon hearing the situation, his boss replied:
<prepares to be taxed heavily and to see JMD031 roll a 1>
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Crystal: There is no god
Jessica: Well, we knew that when they cancelled Firefly.
The die is a spin down.
*moves the die down from 20 to 19*
*slow clap*Dire. Consequences.So, just to be clear, these would be the larger, more aggressive and primal cousins to the smaller and more common consequences, correct?
Also, do dire consequences have bony growths along their hides like dire bears? And if so, why? I mean, honestly, I never understood the bony growth thing ...
It's to differentiate them from the other bears.
And so the dire bears can feel pseudo-superior. You know, like the star-bellied Sneetches.
Soooo ... you're saying ...
Those bahrs have spars on thars ...
I wish I got this, but I also know that explaining it ruins it.
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Bad pun tax, sir!Noooooo!!!
I mean ...
So in late 1960's London, a young Irishman named Sean O'Donnell took a job in a bank. His boss was an annoying man who took to calling him Paddy due to his Irish heritage. To make matters worse, whenever Sean would make a mistake, his employer would slap him in the back of the head. But Sean would not be baited and over a few years he worked his way up from teller to the loan department.
On his first day as a loan officer, a frog walked into the bank, introduced himself as Gribbit Richards and asked for a loan.
A bit puzzled, never having seen a walking, talking frog before, and worried someone may have spiked his tea with some sort off hallucinogen, Sean paused and then asked if the frog had any collateral.
The frog nodded and pulled a shiny bauble from his pocket. Sean was even more perplexed.
With a bit of hesitation, Sean went to ask his boss what to do.
Upon hearing the situation, his boss replied:
** spoiler omitted **
<prepares to be taxed heavily and to see JMD031 roll a 1>
There is no such thing as a bad pun.
It's certainly better than being a poet, since after all, rhyme does not pay.
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*Suits up in HazMat gear, since this is about to become a federal pun fallout site.*
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I joined an online pun contest awhile ago, and tried to win with 10 different entries, but I didn't even come close to placing.
In other words, of all my attempts to win
No Pun In 10 Did...
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For those mods about to lock*, we salute you.
* (playtest threads)
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For those mods about to lockwe salute you.
It's stuff like this that makes it a real blast to come to this thread.
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It's stuff like this that makes it a real blast to come to this thread.For those mods about to lockwe salute you.
I see what you did there...
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[redacted]: That's how we roll around here. Obscenities galore.
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Jeff: TOO MUCH FUN.
[redacted]: Sorry!
[redacted]: Sorry boss!
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christopher: We have self-uncanning worms over here.
liz: With man-o-war tentacles?
robot chris: pfft, our worms never came in cans
robot chris: they arrived in style
robot chris: they got top hats and tails
robot chris: sophisticated worms
ashley: our worms have evolved to use the cans as armor
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Crystal: I am henceforth a goblin. Fulltime
christopher: We have self-uncanning worms over here.
liz: With man-o-war tentacles?
robot chris: pfft, our worms never came in cans
robot chris: they arrived in style
robot chris: they got top hats and tails
robot chris: sophisticated wormsashley: our worms have evolved to use the cans as armor
In Soviet Paizo, cans open you! (Shamelessly stolen & rephrased from another recent discussion on another site)
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I have to wonder, if Paizo crashed the website specifically to end the pun-war before it began?
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I have to wonder, if Paizo crashed the website specifically to end the pun-war before it began?So, you're saying it was some kind of pun-ishment?
Veritable pun-demonium.