Overheard at the Paizo office

[Old Zathras]

Priestess of Lamashtu wrote:

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

*can't tell if sacrosanct or blasphemy*

Yes.

Ah, reminds Zathras of talking to Kosh.

[Set]

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME DABADABAZIRE

I'll take 'Metallica hits covered by Bam-Bam Flintstone' Alex?

[Evil Sheldon]

Bam Bam was Barney's son, hence he was a Rubble.

Bazinga!

[Set]

Evil Sheldon wrote:

Bam Bam was Barney's son, hence he was a Rubble.

Bazinga!

Yeah, that's what Barney thought too, but Fred and Betty knew the truth...

[Sara Marie]

katina: Am i doing something wrong if Lucille Bluth is my role model?
ashley: nope

christopher: I prefer Mallory Archer, Kat.

katina: They’re baaaaasically the same

ashley: im pretty sure that if lucille bluth had a squad of secret agents at her disposal she would be mallory archer

[Sara Marie]

liz: My standards are absurdly low at 5:30am
liz: "Is it hot? Is it caffeinated?"

[Cosmo]

Christopher: Is Robot around?
Sara Marie: I think she's tooling around in her office

...some time later...

Robot Chris: Yes, I heard I was summoned?

Ashley: SUMMON BOURBON NEXT CHRISTOPHER

[Chris Lambertz]

Cosmo As your Lawyer, I recommend the two new NPCs be Pugwampis.

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Cosmo As your Lawyer, I recommend the two new NPCs be Pugwampis.

Consulting fees aside, that's always sound advice.

[Master Pugwampi]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Cosmo As your Lawyer, I recommend the two new NPCs be Pugwampis.

Yay to further Pugwampi employment!

(We can always use more Guild Fees!)

[Sara Marie]

katina: BOOK SCORPION?
katina: nope nope nope

[Chris Lambertz]

Redacted Top of the Moreland to ya.

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: We tried to go to the... taco place.
Christopher: Taco Bell?
Sara Marie: Yeah, that.

[Sharaya]

Cort: Does everyone have their dirt buddy?

[Sharaya]

Redacted: There we go: CLOWNFINDER

[Chemlak]

Sharaya wrote:

Redacted: There we go: CLOWNFINDER

Cosmo hiding again?

[PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco]

Sharaya wrote:

Redacted: There we go: CLOWNFINDER

"Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another mimehunt?"

[Calex]

Sharaya wrote:

Redacted: There we go: CLOWNFINDER

I think this is James Jacobs personal PF Horror book.

[Sara Marie]

gary: "designed" is such a loaded term. we prefer "spontaneously erupted from the belching maw below"

[Insane KillMaster]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: "designed" is such a loaded term. we prefer "spontaneously erupted from the belching maw below"

Sounds like someone is confusing "Designed" and "Birthed". Then again, they have similarities. Unless refering to a certain type of [X]Pull, then go ahead.

[Liz Courts]

Robot Chris: I am not a Pokémon!

[Pokemon Trainer]

Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: I am not a Pokémon!

RED threw the POKéBALL!

.
.
.
Wild ROBOTCHRIS was caught!

Would you like to give a nickname to the captured ROBOTCHRIS?

R O O B I T _ _ _ _

>DONE

[Rysky]

Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: I am not a Pokémon!

*narrows eyes*

That sounds like something a wild Pokemon would say...

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Rysky wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: I am not a Pokémon!

*narrows eyes*

That sounds like something a wild Pokemon would say...

Well, they aren't in a Pokéball yet, so it's kinda true.

[Ross Byers]

Rysky wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: I am not a Pokémon!

*narrows eyes*

That sounds like something a wild Pokemon would say...

I thought Pokemon could only say their own name? (Except Meowth...and Mewto.)

[Chris Lambertz]

Gary I look up, and I read "the AT-AT goes through actual towns and things" and now I want to see one striding across the landscape going all smashy smashy on wooden houses.

Rubit Well, we all know that AT-AT’s have retreated deep within the forest.

Gary Now I am imagining nature documentarian.

Rubit Bigfeet riding them aloft amongst the sequoias.

Gary "See that over there? That's the shyest of all the forest creatures: the AT-AT."

Katina In this headcanon, the AT-STs are AT-AT babies that haven’t grown their second pair of legs yet.

[Rysky]

Ross Byers wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: I am not a Pokémon!

*narrows eyes*

That sounds like something a wild Pokemon would say...

I thought Pokemon could only say their own name? (Except Meowth...and Mewto.)

Exactly.

[Katina Davis]

Diego: Yeah, he threw up a lot so he probably ruined his sarcophagus.
Me: ...you mean esophagus?
Diego: Yes. What did I say?
Me: Sarcophagus. Did he puke mummies?

[Rysky]

Katina Davis wrote:

Diego: Yeah, he threw up a lot so he probably ruined his sarcophagus.

Me: ...you mean esophagus?
Diego: Yes. What did I say?
Me: Sarcophagus. Did he puke mummies?

Doesn't matter what you puke, if you throw up inside your sarcophagus it's pretty much ruined.

[GM_Beernorg]

Rysky does have a point there, linen is hard to clean, so is 3000 year old wood...

[Christopher Anthony]

GM_Beernorg wrote:

Rysky does have a point there, linen is hard to clean, so is 3000 year old wood...

Pff. That's what prestidigitation is for!

[Chris Lambertz]

Sharaya WHAT YEAR IS IT?

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: I was going to yell, "TAX DEDUCTIBLE PORN," but I didn't, because I'm a classy lady.

[Rysky]

Liz Courts wrote:

Ashley: I was going to yell, "TAX DEDUCTIBLE PORN," but I didn't, because I'm a classy lady.

You still filed them though, right?

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Rysky wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Ashley: I was going to yell, "TAX DEDUCTIBLE PORN," but I didn't, because I'm a classy lady.

You still filed them though, right?

But of course! I am not one to trifle with inevitables.

[Slaadish Chef]

Actually, you can make a pretty good trifle using inevitables <hic> in place of the sponge <hic> cake, but you need to soak them <hic> in Old Janx Spirit for a couple hours first to soften them up. <hic>

[GM_Beernorg]

TAX INEVITABLE...noooooo!!!!

[Sara Marie]

christopher: My computer parts are arriving tomorrow.

cosmo: excellent.  Get rid of more of those weak human parts

liz: PATHETIC MEATBAGS, THE LOT OF YOU

[Christopher Anthony]

Ashley: I find it kind of funny that this friend got his degree in biblical and theological studies and is now a carpenter.

[Gisher]

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: My computer parts are arriving tomorrow.

cosmo: excellent.  Get rid of more of those weak human parts

liz: PATHETIC MEATBAGS, THE LOT OF YOU

Is there a way to 'favorite' a post one hundred times?

[Judy Bauer]

Mark M.: What happened to that other sun god?
Owen: Burned out. Now he's a dwarf.

[Sara Marie]

cort: Gary, I need to borrow your tequila bath.

[Arazyr]

Judy Bauer wrote:

Mark M.: What happened to that other sun god?

Owen: Burned out. Now he's a dwarf.

I have a new favorite joke. 8^)

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris hoards all the fun.
Robot Chris: NO FUN FOR YOU

[Rysky]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris hoards all the fun.

Robot Chris: NO FUN FOR YOU

*narrows eyes*

Roll Initiative

[Crystal Frasier]

Me: I really like ratfolk. That doesn't make me a furry, does it?
Mark: I don't know. Do you dress up like them?
Me: No. That seems like it would be itchy...
Adam: And hot!
Mark and I: EW!
Adam: TEMPERATURE-WISE!

[Rysky]

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Me: I really like ratfolk. That doesn't make me a furry, does it?

Mark: I don't know. Do you dress up like them?
Me: No. That seems like it would be itchy...
Adam: And hot!
Mark and I: EW!
Adam: TEMPERATURE-WISE!

What's wrong with furries?

[Thomas Seitz]

*prefers Dragons*

[Blood of the Beast's sales #s]

Rysky wrote:

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Me: I really like ratfolk. That doesn't make me a furry, does it?

Mark: I don't know. Do you dress up like them?
Me: No. That seems like it would be itchy...
Adam: And hot!
Mark and I: EW!
Adam: TEMPERATURE-WISE!

What's wrong with furries?

Nothing at all!

[Gary Teter]

Cort: You can't all take "illegible" as a language.