Overheard at the Paizo office

[Orthos]

Turin the Mad wrote:

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

liz: I actually have some in the trunk of my car right now.

Cookies?? Bacon??? Cans of whoop-ass????

Cans of cookie-bacon whoop-ass?

Canned bacon-flavored whoop-ass cookies.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Bodies of board trolls?????

[Celestial Healer]

Orthos wrote:

Turin the Mad wrote:

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

liz: I actually have some in the trunk of my car right now.

Cookies?? Bacon??? Cans of whoop-ass????

Cans of cookie-bacon whoop-ass?

Canned bacon-flavored whoop-ass cookies.

I don't think a variety of cookie should ever contain the "ass" descriptor.

[stormraven]

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Bodies of board trolls?????

: deep sigh : If only.

[thunderspirit]

stormraven wrote:

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Bodies of board trolls?????

: deep sigh : If only.

True.

But the Internet would just make more.

[Drejk]

They would regenerate all over the Paizo offices anyway. I doubt if the warehouse raptors could eat them fast enough...

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: we don't have buzzwords, but we have a surplus of lasers

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I don't care if it's covered in lobsters as long as it makes sense

[Sara Marie]

justin: so cosmo is to blame

(my new minion learns fast! )

[ibayboy]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I don't care if it's covered in lobsters as long as it makes sense

THIS

[Steve Geddes]

Sara Marie wrote:

justin: so cosmo is to blame

(my new minion learns fast! )

There could well be a market for "Cosmo is to blame" T-shirts.

[Gary Teter]

You'd think so, but it turns out the market for that is mainly Cosmo.

[yellowdingo]

Gary Teter wrote:

You'd think so, but it turns out the market for that is mainly Cosmo.

I just wish you guys would get into Scifi...even starting out with a tactical board game involving spaceships in battle that would later be part of a larger RPG setting might be interesting.

[Sara Marie]

jessica: BLINDED BY MY OWN POWER

[Sara Marie]

jessica: Sutter is still an obstacle in my path to total domination.

[Sara Marie]

jessica: I do remember having to sign in blood, which I thought was odd at the time

[Oladon]

Sara Marie wrote:

jessica: I do remember having to sign in blood, which I thought was odd at the time

There are times she wouldn't think it odd?

[zylphryx]

Oladon wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

jessica: I do remember having to sign in blood, which I thought was odd at the time

There are times she wouldn't think it odd?

Well, sometimes you just don't have a pen handy ...

[Ambrosia Slaad]

zylphryx wrote:

Oladon wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

jessica: I do remember having to sign in blood, which I thought was odd at the time

There are times she wouldn't think it odd?

Well, sometimes you just don't have a pen handy ...

And it's really not that big a deal for the signer if it isn't their own blood.

Does this mean one of the interns is the "designated inkwell"? Do they get juice and a cookie after a contract-signing session?

[Jessica Price]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Oladon wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

jessica: I do remember having to sign in blood, which I thought was odd at the time

There are times she wouldn't think it odd?

Well, sometimes you just don't have a pen handy ...

And it's really not that big a deal for the signer if it isn't their own blood.

Does this mean one of the interns is the "designated inkwell"? Do they get juice and a cookie after a contract-signing session?

They will when they start.

[Jessica Price]

Gary: clearly the answer is a logical conundrum
a) nothing is better than eternal happiness
b) a ham sammich is better than nothing
c) therefore, a ham sammich is better than eternal happiness

[Celestial Healer]

Jessica Price wrote:

Gary: clearly the answer is a logical conundrum

a) nothing is better than eternal happiness
b) a ham sammich is better than nothing
c) therefore, a ham sammich is better than eternal happiness

*head explodes*

[Chris Self]

Gary: think of the online ad industry as a casino with no cameras, no guards, no pit bosses, no security staff, no ability to 86 a customer

Gary: and no ability to tell the difference between a roomba and a whale

[Jessica Price]

Robot Chris: huh, apparently cats on roombas is a thing
Crystal: I believe cats prefer the term "War chariot"

[Adorable Fuzzball]

Jessica Price wrote:

Robot Chris: huh, apparently cats on roombas is a thing

Crystal: I believe cats prefer the term "War chariot"

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS, ONCE MORE

[Gary Teter]

cs erik: someone please put that in the overheard thread

[Erik Keith]

Gary Teter wrote:

cs erik: someone please put that in the overheard thread

You win this time Postmonster General.

[Tom Rex]

Jason Bulmahn: Scotch is like Pokemon!

[thunderspirit]

Adorable Fuzzball wrote:

Jessica Price wrote:

Robot Chris: huh, apparently cats on roombas is a thing

Crystal: I believe cats prefer the term "War chariot"

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS, ONCE MORE

Into the valley of Death

Rode the six hundred.

[stormraven]

Tom Rex wrote:

Jason Bulmahn: Scotch is like Pokemon!

Ummm... both are utterly revolting?

[Cheapy]

Tom Rex wrote:

Jason Bulmahn: Scotch is like Pokemon!

Well loved by children?

[Reckless]

Tom Rex wrote:

Jason Bulmahn: Scotch is like Pokemon!

The ones that end up being the best are the ones you keep from evolving into higher lifeforms?

[Jason Bulmahn]

Nope.. gotta catch em all!

(Stormraven.. you are dead to me)

[stormraven]

Jason Bulmahn wrote:

Nope.. gotta catch em all!

(Stormraven.. you are dead to me)

LOL! If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. ;D

Moreover, Jason Bulmahn knows my name! So suck it you faceless rabble! I haz infamy!

[Cynic]

stormraven wrote:

Moreover, Jason Bulmahn knows my name! So suck it you faceless rabble! I haz infamy!

Well now you've done it. We'll never deflate his head now.

[Professor Farnsworth, Scientist]

Cynic wrote:

stormraven wrote:

Moreover, Jason Bulmahn knows my name! So suck it you faceless rabble! I haz infamy!

Well now you've done it. We'll never deflate his head now.

If his head is still swollen after 4 hours, we can have Dr. AM BARBARIAN RageChargePounce it with his +5 courageous lance of optimization.

[Pendin Fust]

Ah yes...the fine Dr. AM BARBARIAN. I've been wondering lately if he'd been secluded somewhere.

BTW its not just scotch that is terrible.

[Chris Self]

Erik Keith: cause penguins are like 75% fat

Erik Keith: 25% tragedy

[Sara Marie]

gary: where is the office cootie spray? i think someone has been fondling my hammer

[Aberzombie]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: where is the office cootie spray? i think someone has been fondling my hammer

WHAT?!? You let HIM in???

sniff

You never let me in...

[Lord President Moorluck]

I'd wondered where Sebastian had been hiding.

[Sara Marie]

justin: Well, at least its a well-oiled frankenstien's monster.

[zylphryx]

Sara Marie wrote:

justin: Well, at least its a well-oiled frankenstien's monster.

Nothing worse than a squeaky monster ...

[Readerbreeder]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: where is the office cootie spray? i think someone has been fondling my hammer

You have an actual ban-hammer in the office? Wow... I didn't think the cool factor in the office could go any higher, but...we'll just have to find a scale that goes to 11.

Also, do you use it to banish uppity interns?

[Kvantum]

We have a de facto banhammer in our office. A 4 lb. engineer's sledge has a way of making most problems go away. Or, at least people stop bringing you their problems.

[Azaelas Fayth]

AG2 (My Company; Long Story Don't Ask) has a Homemade ~6 Pound Sledgehammer made from Concrete and an Iron Cage to reinforce it. We carved BAN in Runes into it.

Lets just say I am the only one who knows how to wield it. The other 3 people with me refuse to mess with me.

[messy]

stormraven wrote:

I haz infamy!

more like enmity between you and an outsider.

[Cosmo]

robot chris: it's filled with chocolate frosting and "cheez" tinted vanilla

[Jessica Price]

Erik Mona: All my pictures are of dress shirts.

[Justin Riddler]

Erik Keith: Glabrezu is your buddy!