cs erik: Remember, it doesn't count as an official piece of Paizo furniture until its killed at least one intern.Mass murdering furniture is best furniture.It is only a mass murdering piece of furniture if it kills at least two interns in the same incident.
Otherwise, it is Hannibal Lecter serial killer furniture.
Ok ... now, why am I imagining that the Paizo offices are secretly furnished with SKR's mimics ...
"Hello Sara Marie. Quid pro quo, remember?"
Actually to be a serial killer it has to have killed three or more, over a period of over a month, with cool downs between the kills. A spree killer kills multiple people in multiple locations very rapidly. Mass murderers kill at least 4 people in one location.
<--- Aspiring profiler with a dream of working for the FBI some day.
Huh, I didn't know about spree killers. Good to know!
And I now have my next adventure...
Give your players' characters my fondest regards as Armie the Armoire rips off their faces and eats them.
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Huh, I didn't know about spree killers. Good to know!cs erik: Remember, it doesn't count as an official piece of Paizo furniture until its killed at least one intern.Mass murdering furniture is best furniture.It is only a mass murdering piece of furniture if it kills at least two interns in the same incident.
Otherwise, it is Hannibal Lecter serial killer furniture.
Ok ... now, why am I imagining that the Paizo offices are secretly furnished with SKR's mimics ...
"Hello Sara Marie. Quid pro quo, remember?"
Actually to be a serial killer it has to have killed three or more, over a period of over a month, with cool downs between the kills. A spree killer kills multiple people in multiple locations very rapidly. Mass murderers kill at least 4 people in one location.
<--- Aspiring profiler with a dream of working for the FBI some day.
Honestly a lot of what I've picked up actually comes from the TV show "Criminal Minds" (and reading a lot on the subjects, because they fascinate me)
@Turin the Mad: Will do. I am thinking having them investigate a Mansion where people suddenly started disappearing while inside. During their investigations the get attacked by Mimics. They won't know what is a Mimic & what isn't. Also can a Mimic speak?
@Cori Marie:
So...
Serial Killer: Hannibal Lecter, or at least the people he was based on.
Spree Killer: Jack the Ripper.
Mass Murder: Columbine Shooter(s).
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Serial Killer: Hannibal Lecter, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Jack the Ripper (he ran for at least three months if all you look at are the 'canonical five' and three plus years if you look at all the Whitechapel murders)
Spree Killers are less prolific, as the public doesn't have time to get fascinated by them like they do a serial killer. Its also a hard distinction to make between serial and spree, the big difference being a long cooling off period between kills. Charles Starkweather murdered almost a person a week over his killing spree road trip through the midwest. The other big distinction is that Serial Killers remain fairly unknown during their kill period, where a spree killer's identity will be known almost immediately.
Mass Murder: Columbine, Virginia Tech, Aurora Theater
@Turin the Mad: Will do. I am thinking having them investigate a Mansion where people suddenly started disappearing while inside. During their investigations the get attacked by Mimics. They won't know what is a Mimic & what isn't. Also can a Mimic speak?
Mimics by default speak Common ... *evilgrin*
Spice up the lawn of the Mansion with a Wolf-in-Sheep's-Clothing. Have a doppleganger as the only obvious butler - who then gets eaten by the furniture.
Azaelas Fayth: You hafta share when you finish! :-D
@Cori Marie: IIRC Jack the Ripper committed his Murders in surges. Typically a full week of killing then a break and then another full week. So I guess he would be a bit of both. What would Charles Manson be? If you only look at his infamous killings? If you look at all the murders he is suspected of committing?
@Turin the Mad: I am happy to here that. Now I can trick them with Children supposedly hiding.
I was thinking a Garden Maze with a set of Taurun(Minotaur-Based Race) Keepers. Some Wolf-in-Sheep's-Clothing in the Grounds. I was thinking more of some Undead. Maybe even some Intelligent Undead, Magus Zombies and such, that are there to destroy the ones who destroyed their "Savior's" Family.
@Thunderspirit: I will open a thread once I get things finished. We will be playing it probably towards the end of the Month. Just PM me to remind me to post it... We have decided to space out our Pathfinder Games to avoid getting Burned Out on it. Gotta love getting the A Song of Ice & Fire RPG.
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Jessica So, I'm thinking a giant one would probably be like CR 9 billion.
Sean About on par with a tarrasque swarm, yes.
Hah! I statted up a butterfrog-mantis shrimp crossbreed a little while back. Hopefully, it'll be in the upcoming Butterfrog book, or maybe a web enhancement release.
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Me: "I want to order a piece of art with Grumpy Cat as the Whispering Tyrant's familiar"
Wes: "You should go post that online, make it happen."
Me: "Ok"
If that the official Paizo query for such picture?
crystal: ♫♪There no race like gnome for the holidays. ♫♪Actually, I'm pretty sure she said hollandaise. :)
Mmmmmmmm....
@Sara Marie: Do you just spend all day hunting these down or just lucky to be in the optimal location to overhear everything?
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@Sara Marie: Do you just spend all day hunting these down or just lucky to be in the optimal location to overhear everything?
Sara Marie is just a catalyst for Awesome.
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@Sara Marie: Do you just spend all day hunting these down or just lucky to be in the optimal location to overhear everything?Sara Marie is just a catalyst for Awesome.
Oh I agree. It is just one of those... Are you like The Doctor, that is everywhere you need/can be, or like The Children of Time, that is just lucky to be there when it goes down.
... Did I just show my neediness?
@Sara Marie: Do you just spend all day hunting these down or just lucky to be in the optimal location to overhear everything?Sara Marie is just a catalyst for Awesome.Oh I agree. It is just one of those... Are you like The Doctor, that is everywhere you need/can be, or like The Children of Time, that is just lucky to be there when it goes down.
... Did I just show my nerdiness?
Fixed that...
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Jessica: WHAT THE F%+& IS THAT AVATAR
Robot Chris: ...
Money Chris: RE: avatar - I have no control over this, talk to the tech team
Robot Chris: Jessica: Chris' chat client died, and for some reason he's stuck with murder clown
Jessica: I can't even look at him
me: BEEP BEEP JESSICA
Jessica: This chat room was less terrifying when my vision was blurry
Erik: Good thing she didn't see avatar from yesterday night then
Jessica: I don't want to know
Jessica: If I have to deal with any more dragons, I'm flipping a table
As you round the corner you encounter a little Wyrmling Silver Dragon. What do you do?
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Rob: "Like cookie monster, but with blood instead of cookies."
Rob: "Like cookie monster, but with blood instead of cookies."
Rob: It's like Cookie Monster, but with blood.
I'm not sure who to believe anymore. Flumph-man or Llama-man. I am suddenly faced with the soul-crushing realization that the quotes in this thread may not be 100% accurate.
Customer Service Manager
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gary: when we say that we need to link to a llama eye
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gary: when we say that we need to link to a llama eye
Gah!!!
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Gah!!!gary: when we say that we need to link to a llama eye
Gaaaahhhh!!!!!
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For some reason when I see the Bogeyman Image I can't help but think of Smooth Criminal...
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Gaaaahhhh!!!!!Gah!!!gary: when we say that we need to link to a llama eye
LLAMA FACE!!!
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Sometimes this thread provides its own context:
money chris: Are you saying it's your turn to ride the corgi karma train, Cosmo?
cosmo: I've been advised by my lawyer to stop answering questions like that.
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Gary do not listen to the murder clown
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Rob: "Like cookie monster, but with blood instead of cookies."Rob: It's like Cookie Monster, but with blood.I'm not sure who to believe anymore. Flumph-man or Llama-man. I am suddenly faced with the soul-crushing realization that the quotes in this thread may not be 100% accurate.
They're actually consistent, just cut in different places.