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Paul Watson wrote:
For a sufficiently generous value of 'fair'.

Who let the glow-eyed Harp Seal pup in here? The glowing eyes are bad, right?

Former VP of Finance

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Gary: have you SEEN this can of worms???

Liz: It's all squirmy!

Robot Chris: is it a can or a holding tank?

Gary: next time let's not get the costco brand can of worms


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robot chris: gets out the PDF shrink ray

robot chris: this is how Lite PDFs are made!

ross: Be careful with that shrink ray.


Curse you tiny PDF!

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Chris Self wrote:

Gary: have you SEEN this can of worms???

Liz: It's all squirmy!

Robot Chris: is it a can or a holding tank?

Gary: next time let's not get the costco brand can of worms

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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sara marie: his new hat is so cute

sara marie: i do not want to take it off

sara marie: ever

crystal: That is a look of surprise

gary: that's the look that says "i'm about to grab the glasses off your face and get them all gooey"

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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sara marie: my whole body just puckered

Lantern Lodge

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T.M.I.! T.M.I.!! NOPE! NOPE!

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Erik the Algorithm: Morale's improved! You can stop hitting us!


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Cosmo wrote:
Erik the Algorithm: Morale's improved! You can stop hitting us!

Erik the Algorithm should be renamed Erik the Half-Bee.


Feiya wrote:

sara marie: his new hat is so cute

sara marie: i do not want to take it off

sara marie: ever

crystal: That is a look of surprise

gary: that's the look that says "i'm about to grab the glasses off your face and get them all gooey"

Hey, you are using Overheard At Paizo thread as an excuse to post the child's photos! Start your own thread for that! (and get Aberzombie and who else has small children to add photos there) :P


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Feiya wrote:

sara marie: his new hat is so cute

sara marie: i do not want to take it off

sara marie: ever

crystal: That is a look of surprise

gary: that's the look that says "i'm about to grab the glasses off your face and get them all gooey"

Well you can't argue with that shirt. :)


Feiya wrote:

sara marie: his new hat is so cute

sara marie: i do not want to take it off

sara marie: ever

crystal: That is a look of surprise

gary: that's the look that says "i'm about to grab the glasses off your face and get them all gooey"

Speaking from experience, Gary's right...

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Gary: It was awesome the way Aslan came in and saved the day with that catapult

Former VP of Finance

Erik Keith: Oh no, you're going no where near me with that bike pump.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Sutter: ...did you just say "pizza harem"? 'Cause I'm IN!


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gary: that's it, we're moving to mars

lissa: Woohoo! I'm goin' home!

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

A week of office silence? Unacceptable.


It's the move to Mars. I'm sure communications will pick up again once they've left Earth's orbit.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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From the "Gary's Always Super Helpful" files:

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Me: Ok... I have found an oddity that I would like explained if possible...

Gary: ooh ooh i know

Gary: is it bigfoot?


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Cosmo Well, there's your problem! It ain't workin' right.

Impress whatever accent you feel appropriate.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Cosmo wrote:

Me: Ok... I have found an oddity that I would like explained if possible...

Gary: ooh ooh i know

Gary: is it bigfoot?

I can explain bigfoot for you: It's Jason Bulmahn in an ape suit.


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Vic Wertz wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Me: Ok... I have found an oddity that I would like explained if possible...

Gary: ooh ooh i know

Gary: is it bigfoot?

I can explain bigfoot for you: It's Jason Bulmahn in an ape suit.

Alternatively...Jason Bulmahn is bigfoot in a human suit.

Who knew that cryptids would be such good game designers. You should snatch up the Yeti before WotC gets 'im.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Totally-Not-Gnomish Intern, Savannah: It's probably my mother.


blue chris: ...didn't we tell you, Ross? You're working the shoe shine booth at Paizo Con.


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robot chris: it's like the sammich gods are smiling down on me


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gary: i waffle

robot chris: iWaffle sounds delicious

lissa: There's an app for that

gary: you get ONE syrup and you'll like it!


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gary: [redacted]

cosmo: do not google that word with safesearch off.

ross: O.O ?

robot chris: is [redacted] a suitable substitute?

gary: y'all been warnded!

liz: Proceed at your own risk.

blue chris: [redacted wikipedia definition]

blue chris: That's just the wikipedia entry. There's a more...visceral learning to be had with a GIS


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gary: i wonder how many shoes will be worn at the convention that actually could plausibly be shined without getting ruined

cosmo: I'll be wearing a pair.

gary: you know those fake hobbit feet don't really take a shine, right?

cosmo: fake?

Lantern Lodge

cosmo: let me go pick his brain.

Lantern Lodge

cosmo: ... and then it will stop beeping?

ross: hopefully!


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: let me go pick his brain.
Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: ... and then it will stop beeping?

ross: hopefully!

Whose brain is beeping?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: let me go pick his brain.
Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: ... and then it will stop beeping?

ross: hopefully!

Whose brain is beeping?

Chris? I can never remember if it's the robot one or the other one who's the guy.


Orthos wrote:
Chris? I can never remember if it's the robot one or the other one who's the guy.

There are three, technically four, Chris' in the office. There is myself (hi! I'm a robot!), Chris Self (sometimes Blue Chris), Chris Carey (who does not have a current nickname), and Crystal Frasier (who sometimes goes by Crys).


Gotcha. Well that answers that.

I'll get it straight eventually, I promise! Orthos is bad with names...

Dark Archive

why is chris self "blue chris" and not something more memorable like "master of coin chris" or "lizard chris"?


I clicked on that picture of the Teter Tot once like 5 days ago.

Safari likes him, and has put him at to top of my site previews whenever I open a new tab. No matter how many other sites I hit, he's still there.

I guess I could just "x" out that preview, but... he's funny.


Evil Lincoln wrote:
Teter Tot

*SNERK*

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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ulgulanoth wrote:
why is chris self "blue chris" and not something more memorable like "master of coin chris" or "lizard chris"?

Because most of his paintings from 1901 through 1904 largely feature somber shades of blue.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Vic Wertz wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
why is chris self "blue chris" and not something more memorable like "master of coin chris" or "lizard chris"?
Because most of his paintings from 1901 through 1904 largely feature somber shades of blue.

You're thinking of Picasso. No, it's because he produces theatrical shows and concerts featuring popular music, comedy and multimedia wearing blue makeup and bald cap.

Contributor

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Chris? I can never remember if it's the robot one or the other one who's the guy.
There are three, technically four, Chris' in the office. There is myself (hi! I'm a robot!), Chris Self (sometimes Blue Chris), Chris Carey (who does not have a current nickname), and Crystal Frasier (who sometimes goes by Crys).

  • One Chris = Chris Carey
  • Two Crys = Crystal Frasier
  • Red Chris = Robot Chris
  • Blue Chris = Chris Self


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And who is the Paizo anti-Chris?


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Cosmo.


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Liz Courts wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Chris? I can never remember if it's the robot one or the other one who's the guy.
There are three, technically four, Chris' in the office. There is myself (hi! I'm a robot!), Chris Self (sometimes Blue Chris), Chris Carey (who does not have a current nickname), and Crystal Frasier (who sometimes goes by Crys).

  • One Chris = Chris Carey
  • Two Crys = Crystal Frasier
  • Red Chris = Robot Chris
  • Blue Chris = Chris Self

*snerk!!*

OWOWOWOWOW coffee up the nose >_<


Crystal Promise me you'll say something nice at my funeral, and won't mention that time I shook you down because of [redacted] in one of my tumor-induced hazes.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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ulgulanoth wrote:
why is chris self "blue chris" and not something more memorable like "master of coin chris" or "lizard chris"?

If you ever meet Chris, you will understand the answer to this question.


robot chris: in the future, JPGs will save you!


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liz: What's the punchline?

gary: i don't get it

cosmo: [redacted]

gary: too subtle

gary: next time i require someone slipping on a banana peel

cosmo: fair enough.

cosmo: I'll go get my clown makeup on. this always has a big response.

gary: just because you got lights and sirens the last time


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ross: Time to experiment with this theory.

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