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gary: that guy's loaded his squirrel installer backwards

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blue chris: Ross had unlocked the power: snark

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

sara marie: In tomorrow land, there's lots of time!

sara marie: All the little time bunnies running around, hippity-hop, hippity hop.
sara marie: I'll just go catch another one!
Wait, a baby's exhaustion at-will attack now causes SAN damage too?! {orders Ultimate Parenting hardcover, by Richard Pett and Nick Logue}

Hey, that title's still supposed to be a secret...


Richard Pett wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

sara marie: In tomorrow land, there's lots of time!

sara marie: All the little time bunnies running around, hippity-hop, hippity hop.
sara marie: I'll just go catch another one!
Wait, a baby's exhaustion at-will attack now causes SAN damage too?! {orders Ultimate Parenting hardcover, by Richard Pett and Nick Logue}
Hey, that title's still supposed to be a secret...

Your first mistake: trusting a Slaad not to tell, yeeesssss.

Lantern Lodge

gary: mmmm alien planet donuts


Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

Vaguely related anecdote time!

We have a gal in our gaming group who was studying culinary arts at the local community college that declared that all things round and pastry were 'bundts'. Her favorite snacks were donut holes, to which I pointed to and asked "So...you like eating bundt-holes, then?"
She changed her criteria after that.

Lantern Lodge

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gary: just fyi, do not googlez "curiosity rear cam", or at least, if you do, please be sure to spell everything exactly right


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: just fyi, do not googlez "curiosity rear cam", or at least, if you do, please be sure to spell everything exactly right

Next on the Paizo Blog: PMG's Brain Bleach.

Lantern Lodge

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ross: Oh, hey. Curiosity is nuclear powered. I guess they got sick of the 'dust on the solar panels' problems with Spirit and Opportunity

robot chris: omg, there's a layer of solidified caramel left in my coffee

robot chris: sugar sugar sugar

cs erik: How long will its powersource be viable?

cosmo: the solidified carmel? probably keep her going all day.

robot chris: zoom!

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ross: Also, isn't there free coffee in the kitchen?

ross: I don't know first hand because coffee tastes bad.

blue chris: That's just, like, your opinion, man.

liz: Coming from the guy that won't drink coffee until it's sweet enough to make Princess Peach go "No thanks, pass," that's kinda ironic.

Lantern Lodge

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crystal: Now I can't shake the mental image of Blue Chris in a pink ballgown being carried off by a dragon

crystal: And thanks to art school, I can SHARE that image


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Tell her to put it on DevArt and link it to us.


Or make a paper mini


Orthos wrote:
Tell her to put it on DevArt and link it to us.

Yeah!

Wonders about removing auto-loging into deviant account just to avoid accidentally seeing mature content version of that picture...


Think it would be against forum policy to link directly to mature content, without due NSFW warning at least.


Given the average spread on dA's front page, I don't think logging in would make much difference.


I dunno, right now, the most "mature" front-page image would be this, which while not exactly sophisticated or particularly artistic, is perfectly safe for work in this part of the world. It's not even a nude. :O


Oh, today should be a good day, then.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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robot chris: ignore the man on the unicorn

Former VP of Finance

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Cosmo: Boss says jump...

Cosmo: I bring her a dead rabbit

Lantern Lodge

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Gary Teter hugs his brain slug

gary: a big ol' brain slug hug!


I want a brain slug to hug now too.

Lantern Lodge

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savanah the intern: I suggest watching it until your ears bleed.... and then stopping.

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sara marie: how you spell interns name? savannah or savanah?

cosmo: "intern's name"

gary: "fresh meat for the cave raptors"


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Sara Marie wrote:
savanah the intern: I suggest watching it until your ears bleed.... and then stopping.

Clearly another Bon Jovi reference...

Lantern Lodge

gary: You boggled my brain!

Lantern Lodge

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blue chris: to cosmo Why would you do that?

jeff: because he's mean. And that says a lot coming from me!

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Crystal: Mark's run off.

Adam: He's escaped.

Crystal: I told you we should be using chains instead of leather restraints. Anyone who loves beef jerky that much isn't going to be slowed down by chewing through a bit of leather.

Lantern Lodge

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sara marie: When are they going to make an ENnie category for 'Best Customer Service'?

blue chris: I've come to terms with the fact that there is never going to be an ENnie award for Corporate Finance.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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On Questions of the "Scary" type....

Sara Marie: Gary, when using the fields labled "Do Not Use These Fields"...

Lantern Lodge

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Front door lock jams and Pierce's can't get his key to unstick it.

cs erik lets him in.

pierce: Is my key supposed to work on that?

cs erik: Yeah, sometimes the lock sticks.

pierce: It's probably just gotten smart and knows better than to let me in.

Lantern Lodge

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liz: The only trash can in these four cubicles has disappeared somewhere.
robot chris: it's under logan's desk
liz: Ahhhhh
crystal: Monster!
robot chris: he done taked it
liz: I was using that too!
robot chris: actually, it was more Logan "hey Jeff, can I have a trashcan?" Jeff *moves trashcan*
liz: That's typical Jeff :D

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Sara Marie: like water off a [redacted]'s back

Sara Marie: errr

Sara Marie: duck

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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Cosmo: Sometimes I am the bad thing that happens.

Lantern Lodge

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cosmo: starts counting future ill-gotten gains...

ross: Chickens. Hatching.

robot chris: chickens are not what they are cracked up to be

cosmo: I know how many chickens I'll have by counting all these eggs!

Sovereign Court

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Gary Teter wrote:
Cosmo: Sometimes I am the bad thing that happens.

Sometimes???? ;)

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Robot Chris: HARK! FOR I HAVE CRAFTED A SONG ON MY JOURNEY BACK TO THE OFFICE

Robot Chris: ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
I got one foot in front of the other one,
Two feet in front of the other two,
Four feet in front of the other FFOOOUR,
What kinda animal am I?!
I'm a spider! And I got 8 little feet,
And I use em to catch all kindsa treats,
And if I have a bad daaaay!?
WELL! I got all kindsa legs to SPAARRE!
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Robot Chris: You may resume working!

Former VP of Finance

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Ross: The next thing I expect to happen is you to announce that you've finished hacking into the Pentagon.

Lantern Lodge

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gary: we traded august for magic beans

Dark Archive

so thats were august went...

Lantern Lodge

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lissa: Are we hoping that it is or is not dynamite?


Sara Marie wrote:

gary: which class gets all the green womenz?

lissa: Bard

moi: Necromancer?

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Liz: Cosmo: Preemptive slothing. http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/6591143471_103b22875d_b.jpg ?w=560&h=839


Cosmo wrote:
Liz: Cosmo: Preemptive slothing. http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/6591143471_103b22875d_b.jpg ?w=560&h=839

Aaaaawwwwwww.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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lynora wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Liz: Cosmo: Preemptive slothing. http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/6591143471_103b22875d_b.jpg ?w=560&h=839
Aaaaawwwwwww.

Yup. Nothing like an overflowing cup of baby sloth to head off that growing end-of-the-day grar. :)

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