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Sharaya: cosmo brought me a different mouse though
Cosmo:: In COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS: Hey everybody! I finally offloaded that cursed item I was saddled with! I AM FREE!
Katina: Well that explains the ominous clouds swirling over CS
Christopher: And thus another person learns the cruel lesson about the Beneficence of Cosmo.
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The salt of litost-fueled tears, the bitter lime of fremdschämen, and a shot of reposado schadenfreude?
Damn, now I'm thirsty.
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sharaya: Cosmo: Lissa fixed my mouse. Would you like your cursed object back?
katina: If he's smart, he's in the Cursed Object Protection Program
ashley: you should hold on to it and gift it to the next new hire
sharaya: so...I'll just shove this in my desk drawer for now...
sharaya: and wait.
cosmo: Good... Good... keep it close to you...
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sharaya: Cosmo: Lissa fixed my mouse. Would you like your cursed object back?
katina: If he's smart, he's in the Cursed Object Protection Program
ashley: you should hold on to it and gift it to the next new hire
sharaya: so...I'll just shove this in my desk drawer for now...
sharaya: and wait.cosmo: Good... Good... keep it close to you...
sharaya: but now new hire will know!
ashley: nono, it's good that this is out in the open. we have a lot of new positions to hire for right now so it's best they're ALL on their toes
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robot chris: gah, erik not in chat
sara marie: restarting compter
sara marie: he'll be right back
sara marie: after these messages
christopher: Brought to you by Lissa's RAM Upgrades. Computer running slow? Web browser choking on routine business tasks? You need Lissa's artisanal RAM. Each stick is lovingly hand-installed by a happy, talented professional. Because you deserve only the best.
christopher: Now back to our program...
robot chris: man, I had to install my own ram back in the... two years ago
ashley: this is what happens when you move out of the small business category
ashley: people install your RAM for you
katina: I've been using Lissa's artisanal RAM since yesterday, and I will never go back!
katina: *poses w/RAM*
ashley: you need a gif of you fumbling with your old RAM and it cutting your monitor in half
ashley:and it needs to be in black and white, and you need to sigh heavily at the end. then there needs to be another gif in color of lissa installing the RAM and you beaming, with the smile ding and shine and all
robot chris: I didn't cut my computer in half...
robot chris: but it was nervewracking because I was handed RAM and told "here ya go! read the instructions for how to put in!"
robot chris: luckily very easy
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Sara Marie come now or forever not eat crazy tacos today
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liz: BEHOLD THE GLORY OF MY MULTIFUNCTIONAL KITCHEN DEVICE.Alton Brown frowns on "unitaskers" in the kitchen.
It is known.
robot chris: gah, erik not in chat
sara marie: restarting compter
sara marie: he'll be right back
sara marie: after these messageschristopher: Brought to you by Lissa's RAM Upgrades. Computer running slow? Web browser choking on routine business tasks? You need Lissa's artisanal RAM. Each stick is lovingly hand-installed by a happy, talented professional. Because you deserve only the best.
christopher: Now back to our program...robot chris: man, I had to install my own ram back in the... two years ago
ashley: this is what happens when you move out of the small business category
ashley: people install your RAM for youkatina: I've been using Lissa's artisanal RAM since yesterday, and I will never go back!
katina: *poses w/RAM*ashley: you need a gif of you fumbling with your old RAM and it cutting your monitor in half
ashley:and it needs to be in black and white, and you need to sigh heavily at the end. then there needs to be another gif in color of lissa installing the RAM and you beaming, with the smile ding and shine and allrobot chris: I didn't cut my computer in half...
robot chris: but it was nervewracking because I was handed RAM and told "here ya go! read the instructions for how to put in!"
robot chris: luckily very easy
My work computer needs Lissa's RAM artisanal upgrades.
If I solemnly promise not to pose with it afterward, can I get on the list to get on the list?
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Wait. Cosmo uses a trackball.
I thought he just preferred the trackball. Apparently he's avoiding using the cursed mouse.
robot chris: dip in glue and cover in glitter and seal
Is it a whole seal or do you chop it up first? I'm just asking because all the honking will probably get on my nerves after a while.
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Why do I get the feeling that Cosmo comes out and utters that statement every time I buy dice from Paizo?Cosmo:: Hey everybody! I finally offloaded that cursed item I was saddled with!
Cosmo's issues with dice are known...
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Vic If that had come from Cosmo, I’d assume it meant the soda machine has been refilled.
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[Redacted to Protect the... Innocent?] Come eat my desk candy! I promise I won't cook you alive!
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Christopher: [Redacted] tastes like muddy street puddle water run through [redacted's] [redacted]
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Sharaya: can be persuaded to do lots of things for the right price
Cosmo: ...no comment
Ashley: I'm just gonna leave that comment there
Sharaya: regrets phrasing immediately
Ashley: that was your one chance sharaya. you have been warned.
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Sharaya: I need those in my mouth right now
Regrets phrasing again.
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Sharaya: I need those in my mouth right nowRegrets phrasing again.
Probably sounds better in context, but that's the point of this thread, isn't it?
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Macklin: Bourbon is a gateway to friendship.
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My Drunken Pony: Bourbon is Magic
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Ryan It's like a bird. Set it free and hope it doesn't shit on you.
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Macklin: I have metal studs in my forehead for headbutting the truth.
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Was Macklin an intern for GWAR before coming to Paizo?
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Redacted: That [redacted] needs to be off this table.
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Was Macklin an intern for GWAR before coming to Paizo?
Nope.
Interns don't get paid.
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Was Macklin an intern for GWAR before coming to Paizo?
"Macklin, go fetch my studded codpiece and spiked demonic guitar. No, the other one!"
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"Macklin, go fetch my studded codpiece and spiked demonic guitar. No, the other one!"
That brings back memories. College, amirite?
"Macklin, go fetch my studded codpiece and spiked demonic guitar. No, the other one!"That brings back memories. College, amirite?
I was going to say last tuesday but sure that works as well
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IKEA froyo is awesome. You'd never know it isn't ice cream.
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it's people
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But...meatballs swathed in mashed potatoes, gravy, and lingonberry jam...
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Eh, those aren't even good meatballs.