Overheard at the Paizo office

[Lem the Halfling]

Erik Keith wrote:

Mike K: ...

Erik K: Is it because I'm cosplaying Valeros? You know if you cosplayed as Alain...
Mike K has left the chat.
Erik K: Wow, just what Alain would have done.

New favourite Paizo-person!

[Alain Germande]

Hmph.

[Oladon]

I have compiled some statistics on this thread.

Posts Analyzed: 3056*
Posts with favorites: 1632
Posters with favorited posts: 163
Most favorites: Sara Marie (2311)
Most favorited posts: Sara Marie (502)

* Don't ask me why this doesn't match Gary's number. I'm sure it's a complex plan to mess up bots, instituted by Gary due to Cosmo's influence.

Any other stats people would like to see? :)

[Cheapy]

I just threw your data off.

Mwhahaha.

[Oladon]

Cheapy wrote:

I just threw your data off.

Mwhahaha.

Actually you didn't, because pmg won't give the bot the most recent few posts of any thread... so it doesn't even include this page yet.

YOU FAIL. :)

[Cheapy]

O RLY?

[Oladon]

Cheapy wrote:

O RLY?

Nuuuuuu!!

(My data remain valid at time of posting.)

[Sara Marie]

gary: this code is kind of a plate of spaghetti

gary: stuffed with identical meatballs

gary: clearly i need to refactor them all into a single meatball

gary: also there are too many noodles. i bet i can refactor this spaghetti into a single noodle

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: this code is kind of a plate of spaghetti

gary: stuffed with identical meatballs

gary: clearly i need to refactor them all into a single meatball

gary: also there are too many noodles. i bet i can refactor this spaghetti into a single noodle

With all the PMG's talk of spaghetti, noodles, and loafs, I'm beginning to suspect he can be bribed with a nice (real) Italian dinner. Hmmmmmmm....

[Gary Teter]

justin: I would put cosmo's words on the overheard thread... but I fear the reprecussions

[Drejk]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: this code is kind of a plate of spaghetti

gary: stuffed with identical meatballs

gary: clearly i need to refactor them all into a single meatball

gary: also there are too many noodles. i bet i can refactor this spaghetti into a single noodle

With all the PMG's talk of spaghetti, noodles, and loafs, I'm beginning to suspect he can be bribed with a nice (real) Italian dinner. Hmmmmmmm....

Sooo, what feature we would like to see soon?

[Orthos]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: this code is kind of a plate of spaghetti

gary: stuffed with identical meatballs

gary: clearly i need to refactor them all into a single meatball

gary: also there are too many noodles. i bet i can refactor this spaghetti into a single noodle

With all the PMG's talk of spaghetti, noodles, and loafs, I'm beginning to suspect he can be bribed with a nice (real) Italian dinner. Hmmmmmmm....

The Loaf rises again!

[Sara Marie]

gary: cosmo, show us on the periodic table where the phosphates touched you

[Pendin Fust]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: cosmo, show us on the periodic table where the phosphates touched you

This. Is. Gold.

[Cori Marie]

So they touched him on Au, Pendin?

[Face-Palm]

*slow clap*

[Pendin Fust]

HAH! Well, I couldn't say for sure, the noble gases were all in my way.

[Vic Wertz]

Mark: One makes you fly; the other one makes you undead.

[Liz Courts]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Mark: One makes you fly; the other one makes you undead.

...I promise I wasn't listening to "White Rabbit." >.>

[Jessica Price]

Mike Kenway: They want more Magical Murder Hour. We'll see.

[Sara Marie]

jessica: DAMMIT [redacted A] I AM PUTTING A TRACKING COLLAR ON YOU

jessica: I'm putting one on [redacted B], too

liz: I'd put a vote in for [redacted C], but I think he might chew it off.

Spoiler:

redacted the names so they remain unsuspecting of our plans

[Cosmo]

sara marie (to me, with a smile on her face): Do, and I will personally murderize you.

(I didn't. Yet.)

[Jessica Price]

Jessica: WOW PAIZO STAFF IS FEISTY TODAY
Sara Marie: PSH, WE'RE ALWAYS FEISTY
Sara Marie: Whoops, didn't mean capslock
Jessica: Oh yes you did :-)
Cosmo: Psh... capslock is cruise control for cool

[Cosmo]

Money Chris: I'm sure I'll find out why it's a nightmare when I try it.

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: I'll be talking department photos...

gary: I'm complaining!

robot chris: ditto

sara marie: yeah, I've already lumped the entire tech team into one giant complaint which I have locked in the server closet and am ignoring.

gary: tech team is providing our own photo, no need to take new one

robot chris: Here's another option.

[Sara Marie]

crystal: I will kick anyone's ass at Streetfighter

cs erik: Might have to take you up on that some time if we're at the afk tavern

crystal: Only if you don't mind crying into your drinks

[Sara Marie]

jessica: Ok, I've ceased levitating in inarticulate rage

[Oladon]

Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: I will kick anyone's ass at Streetfighter

cs erik: Might have to take you up on that some time if we're at the afk tavern

crystal: Only if you don't mind crying into your drinks

I'll take you with Blanka any day, Crystal. Come on down here to my office building...

[PhelanArcetus]

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: I'll be talking department photos...

gary: I'm complaining!

robot chris: ditto

sara marie: yeah, I've already lumped the entire tech team into one giant complaint which I have locked in the server closet and am ignoring.

gary: tech team is providing our own photo, no need to take new one

robot chris: Here's another option.

Is the tech team riding Jacobs?

[Justin Franklin]

Oladon wrote:

I have compiled some statistics on this thread.

Posts Analyzed: 3056*
Posts with favorites: 1632
Posters with favorited posts: 163
Most favorites: Sara Marie (2311)
Most favorited posts: Sara Marie (502)

* Don't ask me why this doesn't match Gary's number. I'm sure it's a complex plan to mess up bots, instituted by Gary due to Cosmo's influence.

Any other stats people would like to see? :)

But how many favorites did Sara Marie get for posting things that Gary said? ;)

[Chris Lambertz]

Sara Marie My sandwich fairy is named Gary.

[Justin Riddler]

Crystal: That HAS to be worth an "Overheard"

[Justin Riddler]

Sara Marie: Justin is color bling

[Justin Riddler]

Sara Marie: Clan of the Dire Care Bears

Robot Chris: do not mess with a dire care bear, they shoot actual lasers from their bellies

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: let's just have them ride sharks for fun

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: hi, I'm Chris, and this caffeine started working :D

[Cosmo]

Gary: can they be armed with trebuchets that fire ballistas?

Erik Keith: I want to see one of those happen Gary

Erik Keith: Ballista Trebuchet

Erik Keith: just for good measure the ballistas should shoot guns though.

Erik Keith: that in turn shoot knives.

Gary: i like the cut of your jib

Gary yoinks jib.

Erik Keith: its a good jib

[Sara Marie]

liz: I admire your snark Gary

[Oladon]

Cosmo wrote:

Gary: i like the cut of your jib

Gary yoinks jib.

Erik Keith: its a good jib

Would you call it a... "jib well done"?

[Liz Courts]

Oladon wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Gary: i like the cut of your jib

Gary yoinks jib.

Erik Keith: its a good jib

Would you call it a... "jib well done"?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Lamontius]

"What do you think the cause of death is, Horatio?"

"Well, it appears massive trauma from a ballista landing on him, or possibly all these knives and bullets."

[Oladon]

Lamontius wrote:

"What do you think the cause of death is, Horatio?"

"Well, it appears massive trauma from a ballista landing on him, or possibly all these knives and bullets."

Way I understood it, there weren't any bullets... the guns shoot knives.

[Orthos]

The knives are made out of bullets.

[Oladon]

Orthos wrote:

The knives are made out of bullets.

Now don't you think that's a bit of a stretch?

[Lamontius]

sorry I am going with Horatio Caine's opinion on this one

Oladon when you are starring in CSI: Golarion then you too can decide what the cause of death is on people while wearing rad sunglasses

[zylphryx]

Oladon wrote:

Orthos wrote:

The knives are made out of bullets.

Now don't you think that's a bit of a stretch?

Only if they are held in the jaws of ballistic sharks.

[zylphryx]

Lamontius wrote:

sorry I am going with Horatio Caine's opinion on this one

Oladon when you are starring in CSI: Golarion then you too can decide what the cause of death is on people while wearing rad sunglasses

What if the victim is wearing regular sunglasses? Or no sunglasses? Seems like a pretty niche job he'd have there ...