Overheard at the Paizo office


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@Brandon Verkennes: I did as well...

Doctor Who! FTW!

SftPoGRaAW. Looks like some weird line of code.

@Crystal: I like your new Hat.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cs erik: They used the baby seal as a tactical nuke.

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gary: and if i had cockles in my heart, it'd warm them

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money chris: the forequarters of a unicorn, the hindquarters of a mutant mule?

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CS Erik: I will otterly destroy you.

Robot Chris: does that mean you'll bang him on a rock on your belly?

Money Chris: I see through your nefarious porpoises

Robot Chris: because that's a bit harsh

CS Erik: that does sound a bit intimidating, I may be clamming up a little

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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crystal: Not everyone expects the zombie apocalypse to come. The fools.

money chris: Someone has to be a zombie

Sovereign Court

Justin Riddler wrote:

CS Erik: I will otterly destroy you.

Robot Chris: does that mean you'll bang him on a rock on your belly?

Money Chris: I see through your nefarious porpoises

Robot Chris: because that's a bit harsh

CS Erik: that does sound a bit intimidating, I may be clamming up a little

Does that mean you'll bang yourself on a rock on your belly?


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Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare
SPGRAW is not the best acronym.

That prize goes to the Committee for Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.


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Chemlak wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare
SPGRAW is not the best acronym.
That prize goes to the Committee for Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.

Not the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers?*

*:
Possibly just my Kevin Simth fanboy speaking out of turn.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cs erik: ♫♪First of May, First of May! ♬♪ ... Oh wait.... Cosmo isn't here. I don't have to sing that!

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Cosmo: ...oh you found that finally, huh?

Sara Marie: now please get the enzyme cleaner and scrub it off


Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: Not everyone expects the zombie apocalypse to come. The fools.

money chris: Someone has to be a zombie

I volunteer to be patient (zombie) 0!

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ross: I am laughing at your pain

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justin: Hey Gary/Ross -?

gary: sorry we got replaced by raptors

gary: please feel free to come over and be devoured at your convenience

gary: ...

gary: bring ketchup

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sara marie: Gary: BOO!

gary: i no longer fear cats with thumbs

sara marie: o.O

gary: i haz a toddler

gary: far, far more destructive

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sara marie: you know whats really good on popcorn?

Jessica: schadenfreude?

Scarab Sages

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: Gary: BOO!

gary: i no longer fear cats with thumbs

sara marie: o.O

gary: i haz a toddler

gary: far, far more destructive

This is truth.


Toddlers are on par with Cthulhu in terms of destructive power. A cute lovable toddler Cthulhu.


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Those comments are made all the better by my Goddaughter wanting a Cthulhu Costume for this Halloween...

I am getting death glares because of my getting her stuck into the Cthulhu Universe.


Cosmo wrote:

sara marie: you know whats really good on popcorn?

Jessica: schadenfreude?

Yes, yes it is.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Robot Chris: Why do you have a dolphin puppet in your car?
Me: ...do you not?


Late night Paizo?


They have Friday night gaming, I believe.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Me (to Pathfinder Adventure Card Game Designer Mike Selinker): Game Designers To Be Replaced by Computers. Sorry, man. Time to start honing your standup comedy routine, or maybe your hairdressing skills.

Mike: Where do I get me one of these "computers"?

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gary: i'm pretty sure i'm not in canada because i don't have any poutine

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andrew: Let's take a rat... and make it uglier!

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cs erik: I can't wait to crack open a bear in celebration

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gary: are you counting your favorites?

gary: like a favorite dragon

gary: sitting on pile of favorites

gary: snoring gently

sara marie: maaaaaybe

gary: do not poke the favorites dragon!

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jessica: This is why I am not allowed in customer service.


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Sara Marie wrote:
cs erik: I can't wait to crack open a bear in celebration

Murderer. :-o

(Though you can crack open this bear, and I don't think anyone would complain...)

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: paizo will not rub your tummy

Grand Lodge

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Not even this tummy?

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gary: i was going to come up with something even less helpful than that but ran out of brain


*sign* "I know who has the rest of it."

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gary: clearly we need to start our own country.

money chris: I'm okay with this.

cosmo: can I be Grand High Despot?

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gary: mount the paintball guns on the go-carts!

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money chris: blah blah blah living will.

gary: thats why I have an undead will! It was much cheaper to set up.

chris: yeah, but you have to pay a necromancer every time you want to change it.

cosmo: and it keeps investing in the brain trust!

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Money Chris: OMG OMG

Money Chris: I have a PM on Paizo!

Money Chris: This is like the first time ever!

(I think you know what to do, people...)

Silver Crusade

Yay! I did something good again! :3

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Cosmo wrote:

Money Chris: OMG OMG

Money Chris: I have a PM on Paizo!

Money Chris: This is like the first time ever!

(I think you know what to do, people...)

I fully expect to see in the next day or two:

Money Chris: OMFG!!!

Money Chris: How can one person get so many PMs at one time?!?!?

Money Chris: Gary, please make it stop ...


zylphryx wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Money Chris: OMG OMG

Money Chris: I have a PM on Paizo!

Money Chris: This is like the first time ever!

(I think you know what to do, people...)

I fully expect to see in the next day or two:

Money Chris: OMFG!!!

Money Chris: How can one person get so many PMs at one time?!?!?

Money Chris: Gary, please make it stop ...

I think we should be spamming Cosmo, not Chris.


Sara Marie wrote:


cosmo: can I be Grand High Despot?

Aren't you bored with that yet?

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Steve Geddes wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:


cosmo: can I be Grand High Despot?
Aren't you bored with that yet?

Some jokes never get old. :)


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Cosmo wrote:
Steve Geddes wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: can I be Grand High Despot?
Aren't you bored with that yet?
Some jokes never get old. :)

Yeah, some die at birth. ;0)


Low Blow!

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