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Liz: Because Friday.
All about that base. Because Star Wars makes everything better.
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katina way to entice [redacted] into a date night
katina "I'M WEARING MY DIAPERS"
katina way to entice [redacted] into a date night
katina "I'M WEARING MY DIAPERS"
Another 30 years or so and that's going to be me and the missus.
Geez, I am not looking forward to getting old...
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Katina is such a hoot. Everyday like Clockwork. Bringer of happiness and funness. :D
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Sara credit crabs man, they can be so helpful if you find yourself in a financial pinch
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qa erik: its a good practice until you run into the loansharks.
katina: I don’t even wanna know how much you shell out to them
katina: I think you’re going a bit overboard
qa erik: it'll turn even the richest person into an urchin
katina: just don’t beach to us if you get caught in their nets
gary: eel have to pay the sandpiper, i tell you what
qa erik: I'm better off than most, I don't have a tuna student loans
katina: Oh man, mine are like an anchor
gary: please erect a small fence around your giant wooden horse, as <redacted> may mistake it for a real horse and attempt to ride
Come now, Sara Marie, you're going to have to be more specific; from what I've seen, [redacted] could apply to pretty much anyone on staff in that comment!
gary: this is why sara is in charge of customer service and i am not
Sara Marie for the win!
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gary: please erect a small fence around your giant wooden horse, as <redacted> may mistake it for a real horse and attempt to rideCome now, Sara Marie, you're going to have to be more specific; from what I've seen, [redacted] could apply to pretty much anyone on staff in that comment!
Staff?
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qa erik: its a good practice until you run into the loansharks.
katina: I don’t even wanna know how much you shell out to them
katina: I think you’re going a bit overboardqa erik: it'll turn even the richest person into an urchin
katina: just don’t beach to us if you get caught in their nets
gary: eel have to pay the sandpiper, i tell you what
qa erik: I'm better off than most, I don't have a tuna student loans
katina: Oh man, mine are like an anchor
...I sea what you did there.
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redacted: and now that I’ve actually seen the internet, I’m seriously embarassed/mortified
gary: it's ok, aiming snark is hard
gary: i screw it up all the time. i try to make up for that with volume
gary: WITH VOLUME
redacted: so my embarrassing moments should be all caps?
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katina: I just realized that being a wizard must be awesome because you can just apparate places
katina: so designated drivers aren’t really a concern
liz: increased drunkenness leads to arcane spell failure
katina: portkeys could be good
katina: but all that spinning
katina: baaaaAAAAAARF
...
katina: Uber should start using thestrals
They deleted our pyramid :(
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All in favor of Paizo giving Katina a raise just for the shear joy she brings say "Aye".
"Aye"
All in favor of Paizo giving Katina a raise just for the shear joy she brings say "Aye".
"Aye"
I gave her a reward just like I said some pages ago. It's in an envelope on her desk =3.
At least it should be.
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All in favor of Paizo giving Katina a raise just for the shear joy she brings say "Aye".
"Aye"
I gave her a reward just like I said some pages ago. It's in an envelope on her desk =3.
At least it should be.
I missed that you gave her a reward.
And if it wasn't I think we know who's to blame...
Cosmo, of course!
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Postmonster: do they have trouble perambulating due to their oversized nogginery?
Postmonster: hmmmm i should extend this
Postmonster: i'm not thinking, i'm nogginerating
♩ ♫ "I like big noggins and I can not lie..." ♪ ♬
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sara marie: Behold my Monster Post: Wed, Jun 17, 2015, 01:24 pm
gary: oh man i hope my em dashes come in
katina: I heard they were held up in shipping ... over-Cs
gary: i heard a supplier was trying to put en dashes over on us
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gary: hey you can't just dash off a post like that
sara marie: gary, i thought the format of the overhead thread was the perfect courier for that joke
gary: oh some jokes won't fit in the overhead thread
sara marie: would those ones be sans comic?
robot chris: "sans comic" is a sign for me to nope right out of here
sara marie: i am so sorry i will stop
sara marie: i would rather never do puns again than put you through that helvetica
robot chris: ...
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robot chris: so heads up
today’s <redacted> is about Cayenne Cailean
katina: cayenne cailean sounds like a spicy drink
sara marie: "Cayenne Cailean"? Cayden’s cousin from Louisiana?
katina: haha what’s the Golarion version of Louisiana?
sara marie: Lousiana is so special it doesn’t have equivalents
sara marie: can you imagine PCs going through a portal to Louisiana during mardi gras ala reign of winter?
sara marie: possibly at the behest of Cayden Cailean to save his long lost cousin Cayenne Cailean?
lissa: Oh that would be the best... Unless you're chasing someone and trying to find them.
mor liek cajun cailean
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Diego: These kids and their youth.
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While trying to fix an order...
Sharaya: I'm just going to check these things and poke things and try to make some magic happen.
Katina: Just wave your fingers and say some funny words.
Sharaya: *waves fingers* Wingardium Suck-less-iosa
Katina: it's less-iosa, not less-iosaa
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Cort: Dramatic entrances, people!