Overheard at the Paizo office

[Kip84]

NobodysHome wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

That and Fruit Loops and beer.

I hope that's two separate things, not a single bowl...

No; I'm afraid not. He'd pour a bowl of Fruit Loops, crack open a beer, pour it in in lieu of milk, and wolf it down.

Always made us wonder whether his taste buds were actually aliens hiding in his mouth for safety...

Did his name happen to be David Lister? :P

[Diego Valdez]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*

This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.

It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

[Julie Iaccarino]

A recollection of the events.

[Lamontius]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*

This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.

It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

maybe she is just really really good at hiding

[Rysky]

Lamontius wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*

This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.

It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

maybe she is just really really good at hiding

So good that the Stealth Headmaster failed her because he thought she didn't show up for her Stealth Final?

[Sara Marie]

liz: Because then I can get all medieval

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: why can’t we have rockets and [stuff]

[Drejk]

Julie Iaccarino wrote:

A recollection of the events.

Robot Chris was involved? OR has Paizo added second robotic world-conqueror to its ranks?

[Game Master Scotty]

Drejk wrote:

Julie Iaccarino wrote:

A recollection of the events.

Robot Chris was involved? OR has Paizo added second robotic world-conqueror to its ranks?

The Raptors have been getting out of control, demanding silly things like 401k's, health care and vacation time.

Robots have no free will...for now, here on earth.

Much cheaper to have a mechanic than a vet!

[Drejk]

Age of Ultron will start at Paizo, then... Is Vic sufficiently smartass to be Tony Stark proxy?

[Vic Wertz]

Not drunk enough. You want [redacted].

[Chris Lambertz]

Redacted [redacted's] april fool’s joke should be that it actually works

[Christopher Anthony]

Redacted: I wish I had anal horns

[Tacticslion]

Õ.o?

[Katina Davis]

Cort: I brought my posse!
Cosmo: Well, my posse's on Broadway.

[Cosmo]

For any non-PNW people...

[Cosmo]

Katina: Maybe if you stopped eating people to prove your dominance we wouldn’t have that problem.

[Crystal Frasier]

Jessica I'd rather over-panic than under-panic.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: so my honest-to-god hope is that [redacted]

robot chris: that’s... delightfully evil

[Mark Moreland]

Cosmo wrote:

For any non-PNW people...

That's not Broadway. There are no new-construction condos.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.

You're welcome :3

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.

You're welcome :3

Of course you are going to hog all the credit! :P

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.

You're welcome :3

Of course you are going to hog all the credit! :P

*yoink*

I like making sure the spite is correctly distributed.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina ... and this is the origin story of Grimace.

[Tels]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.

You're welcome :3

Of course you are going to hog all the credit! :P

Succubi aren't just candy makers... they're also muses!

[Mythic JMD031]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*

This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.

It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

We're going to need another Katina.

[Steve Geddes]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.

Not necessarily relevant.

[Old Zathras]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*

This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.

It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

We're going to need another Katina.

Apparently the disintegrate gaze attack against Katina's plot armor failed, but the energies unleashed splintered her into multiples across Time and Servers, evidenced by the Impossible CSR shard that recently appeared here.

[Cort Odekirk]

Old Zathras wrote:

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*

This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.

It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

We're going to need another Katina.

Apparently the disintegrate gaze attack against Katina's plot armor failed, but the energies unleashed splintered her into multiples across Time and Servers, evidenced by the Impossible CSR shard that recently appeared here.

.... did you just turn Katina into a Dr. Who villain?

[Ross Byers]

Sounds more like Julie did.

[Vic Wertz]

Doctor Who *companion*, that is!

[Sara Marie]

gary: equivalent of terraforming washington to be oregon rather than moving to oregon

[Katina Davis]

Cort Odekirk wrote:

Old Zathras wrote:

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*

This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.

It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

We're going to need another Katina.

Apparently the disintegrate gaze attack against Katina's plot armor failed, but the energies unleashed splintered her into multiples across Time and Servers, evidenced by the Impossible CSR shard that recently appeared here.

.... did you just turn Katina into a Dr. Who villain?

O_O

<_<

...

>_>

I WAS NEVER HERE.

[Diego Valdez]

Katina: It's a combination of the Lorax and the Grinch. He loves trees but hates Christmas. Christmas trees are very confusing for him.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina just tell her that Ned comes back to life and kills everyone in King’s Landing

Katina Ned comes back to life and has a disco party with Varys

[Christopher Anthony]

Lissa: You just gotta find one that is just a touch squishy.

[Katina Davis]

Christopher: *pets his leg shackles lovingly*

[Vic Wertz]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina just tell her that Ned comes back to life and kills everyone in King’s Landing

Katina Ned comes back to life and has a disco party with Varys

Spoiler tags! Spoiler tags!

[TriOmegaZero]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina just tell her that Ned comes back to life and kills everyone in King’s Landing

Katina Ned comes back to life and has a disco party with Varys

Spoiler tags! Spoiler tags!

This post is rated A for Awesome.

[Jessica Price]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Ned comes back to life and has a disco party with Varys

TAKE MY MONEY

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: I’M the top 3 things in the Seattle area

[Professor Farnsworth, Scientist]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: I’M the top 3 things in the Seattle area

Katina found/built Calvin's transmogrifier duplicator?

[Cosmo]

Tanis: We prefer “accidentally genocidal.”

[Christopher Anthony]

QA Erik: that's definitely not what I do in the bathroom