Heck the fighter is being shown up by a cleric in this melee.
Meh, your cursed dice are bleeding onto me.
I still think size matters though (umm... with your axe that is). ;)
Apparently Pollux thinks so too. The question now is, does a large axe outweigh and is larger than a greataxe?
Hmmm... Shouldn't Tal get a plus 5 to that save for being thretened by casters apparent allies? Just asking cause I do have that charm hex and all.
I hope so as that means I would pass the save. Then once you go Polux and I am enlarged it is time to bring the pain to whichever Tieflinlg I can see. By the way where is the light source?
I normally walk with a Light spell cast on a coin which I keep gripped between my palm and axehandle. That way I can dim as needed.
I'll probably do it on an amulet instead from now on.
Caldazar walks around with his buckler lit up as well.
Tark, hope you don't mind if I offer this to your players (and you, of course), but if anyone's interested in adding to their gaming repertoire, I'm recruiting for the Savage Tide adventure path I left you all for. :)
Despite my departure, I thought the people playing in my group were pretty strong and from the glimpses here, the other group also sounds like it's got some good players. No guarantees, but you're all welcome to submit through the end of the week.
My I present Aerieth Deventis, Female Elf Rogue/Wizard, for consideration in this campaign. Will likely go Arcane Trickster and/or Arcane Archer in a few levels.
Let me know what people think.
I think that my background fills in most of this but:
1) I am in Westcrown as it is near where I grew up and due to some past "indiscretions", the elf village has not allowed me to return to live there. I have a job making and repairing fine bows and arrows in Westcrown.
2) Life is about freedom and while I am not as opposed to the rule of law as are many elves, the absolute nature of the devil government in Cheliax needs to be overthrown. A return to the days of political intrigue and deceit, not the word of the devil is law.
3) Other than the occasional witty remark and bad attempts at humor, I offer decent offensive fire power, some moderate thieves skills, ranged damage and in a few levels, arcane trickery and archery. Also, depending on down time in the game, she will likely be producing Wondrous Items - and saving the party a boatload of gp.
4) She will always be quiet, it is her nature and an outgoing player with a 7 charisma is kinda out of character. Mechanically, I plan on a few more levels of wizard and rogue followed by a bunch of Arcane Trickery. If we make it that high, she will probably finish off with several levels of Arcane Archer at the end.
5) I remove my hood and politely say: Sir, while I have done wrong in the past, I do not believe that I am guilty at present. If you plan on administering justice, please use the left side of my face, that way I will have a matching scar. On the other hand, if you would like to have fun, you can take me home and I can scare the crap out of your teenage son - he will not be chasing girls for months after seeing me.
Well then if there are no further objections let's get the rebels group going on the second book...
Does the orphan live?
Coz... you know, Cayden wouldn't stand for an orphan dying. And well... being good with Cayden means that the group still has a healer and not an utterly s@&% combatant who needs 2500gp worth of oils, incense and a 5th level spell to be able to cast again.
I've started a Google spreadsheet for gear tracking.
Send an email to the gmail domain (.com), with the username of {First Name of Avatar}249 if you would like access.
i really hope the rebels group appreciates the ridiculous length of the posts im making tonight.
Aye.
I'm loving the insinuation that Asmodia is a lady of the night because she chats up dudes in bars, heals them, and sometimes hangs out with Bloodless.
*laughs*
Aye.
I'm loving the insinuation that Asmodia is a lady of the night because she chats up dudes in bars, heals them, and sometimes hangs out with Bloodless.
*laughs*
In this city? Better that then being insinuated a cleric of a CG god. This is Stalin era Stalingrad and you're an orthodox priest still doing services behind the mans back.
¡Viva la revolución!
Yeah, I'd rather be Selma Hayek's Frida than a grease stain left by a Dottari, or... food for the torbles.
So did we end up with a cut from the Abadarian real estate agents?
Nope, your NG cleric wouldn't accept money from them except what she spent on consecrating the grounds.
According to the GM, they already owned the building and most of the land and were just going to pay us to get lost, essentially. didn't set right with me.
Dammit still dirt poor :(
I'll get some decent equipment one day... one day....!
PS Ridonkulously long Tark post was good :)
Don't worry hunny, according to Tark, I can turn tricks if you need money.
I assume we're going to sell that +1 morning star? Asmodia isn't combatant enough to make full use of it, and she doesn't want/need much.
Indeed. They explained that they had entirely too much money and needed to give it to someone.
Asmodia took the zero sum option. Whether that's good or bad I will never say.
Sadly it seems everyone missed the reference with the pair. Perhaps they'll appear again.
Eh, I was thinking Penn and Teller.
And Abadar is only slightly opposed to the Lucky Drunk.
Eh, I was thinking Penn and Teller.
And Abadar is only slightly opposed to the Lucky Drunk.
Well okay maybe you did get it. I was afraid I'd have to start linking youtube videos.
Penn and Teller are awesome :P
Haven't heard from LEVash in while. Hope he posts soon. He just had a fat load of character plot dumped in his lap.
Howdy - nice pile of posts here, they were not showing up on my list, gotta figure out why.
I'm here...have been pondering how to react to my nutcase brother.
I'm here...have been pondering how to react to my nutcase brother.
Electroshock therapy is always good - I specialize in Shocking Grasp, pretty much the same thing.
Sorry new lady. Asmodia and the previous elven party member did not know each other long, but care to say she left a distinctive impression.
*laughs*
And it's going to take more than being scarred up to scare a healer away. It's gonna take whispering into the ear of a hellknight about a certain goodly cleric of a chaotic god. :P
I don't play low charisma characters very often, so this will be a challenge. Will do the best I can.
Been thinking about swapping patrons. My idea with the Trickery patron was that something like Hastur or Nylarhathotep was providing the juice. However Pollux has tended away from the subtle corruption favored by those two and into the more direct style of an Azatoth or a Yog-Sototh which seem more suited to the Insanity patron list.
Thoughts?
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Been thinking about swapping patrons. My idea with the Trickery patron was that something like Hastur or Nylarhathotep was providing the juice. However Pollux has tended away from the subtle corruption favored by those two and into the more direct style of an Azatoth or a Yog-Sototh which seem more suited to the Insanity patron list.
Thoughts?
We have replaced Pollux's patron with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.
We have replaced Pollux's patron with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.Been thinking about swapping patrons. My idea with the Trickery patron was that something like Hastur or Nylarhathotep was providing the juice. However Pollux has tended away from the subtle corruption favored by those two and into the more direct style of an Azatoth or a Yog-Sototh which seem more suited to the Insanity patron list.
Thoughts?
You fool! You've doomed us all!
Don't touch that, that's the history eraser button, you fool!
*laughs*
As to the actual patron I'm honestly surprised you didn't grab it from the start. So go ahead.
Hey there, everyone. My flight home got munched by the big storm front on the eastern seaboard. I will not be arriving in Oslo until Monday afternoon GMT +1. And... I'm pretty freaking angry right now so it might be a few days till I get in a gaming mood.
Just assume Asmodia will go along with anything the group decides that doesn't involve children getting mutilated or doing foul things like bestiality or giving Calla a smooch or something.
Now, after being on the phone to those a**holes at the airline, I am going to get some sleep at my fleabag hotel. Hopefully.
Nasty!
Are you actually from Norway? My brother was an exchange student and lived in the town of Ski, just south of Oslo I think, for a year back in about 1991-92.
Me? No. I just married a Norwegian national. Looking to emigrate, but the gov't don't love disabled people.
Currently sitting in toronto,
Le Vash's suggestion doesn't make sense to Asmodia. Don't have enough time left on battery to elaborate. Will be home... 12-18 hours from now. Post in 30?
So tired.
Sorry for the long weekend, but I am good to go for a while again. Glad to see I didn't miss anything, although I was hoping all the tieflings were killed by now. I hate that darkness. AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH.
@Tal: Wait until you find out what's beyond the door.
@Hu5tru: No worries. There will be plenty to do when you get available I'm sure.
@Nobles: Just waiting on a Pollux appearance to move to the next round. Forgot to mention in the post his victim suffered the hex.
Also this:
"All right, that's enough of this 'Mammon take you' business!" Sclivian calls out. "Mammon is the Prince of Greed, and he's not going to lift a finger for you unless you're prepared to pay the price. This petty operation is so far beneath his notice that he's undoubtedly let his put option on this event's outcome lapse. He reaps the best return on his investment at this time by merely claiming your souls as rightful property. So, I say.... Mammon take YOU!"
He fires off into the darkness at H24.
"By the infernal flames, I do so hate inadequately considered financial prayer statements..."
This is awesome.
Also....
@Rebels: I've dumped a handy little FAQ in the campaign tab. I suggest looking it over before some inevitable questions are asked.
Tark what door are you talking about? I don't see any doors at all down here just this accuresed darkness.
How many more rounds before we break some kind of record? - we've been at it for almost 100 posts now :)
It would have probably help if the groups biggest hitters stopped rolling below ten. Seriously. Meraxilar's buffed to the gills and his opponents been reduced to hallucinating about floating still born children and wetting himself. By all rights the damn tiefling should be in a fetal position contemplating suicide to keep meraxilar from doing something unseemly with that axe.
Well having hit thrice for decent damage each time thus far, I've done all right :)
Merax started off well .... but really dropped in efficiency ever since I started insulting the odour of the tiefling's forbears...
Okay, I am home now but pretty wrecked. Had three different flight itineraries in less than six hours and still feel like I am going to miss a flight somewhere.
I will have Asmodia's answers up sometime later today.
Okay, I am home now but pretty wrecked. Had three different flight itineraries in less than six hours and still feel like I am going to miss a flight somewhere.
Good that you're in now, though the jet-lag and general travel wear must be taking it's toll.
The DST change still has me confused.
gosh darnit, I was working on a reply, and a stray mouse click killed it. And sadly, I really do not have the energy to start again right now.
Later tonight, likely.
gosh darnit, I was working on a reply, and a stray mouse click killed it. And sadly, I really do not have the energy to start again right now.
Later tonight, likely.
Perhaps you need a mousetrap to catch those Norwegian mice. Then you could use them as props to intimidate people in the play.
Booyah! - and I think I wasted one or two of them on Intimidate checks instead of attacks as well :)