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LazarX wrote:Dunno. I just know that cheese smells nasty and has a yucky texture when I chew it.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Lactose intolerant? If so, is that an elven thing?Christopholes wrote:Where in Golarion was the best cheese you ever had?Haven't found it yet, 'cause cheese is kinda nasty.
My sympathies. :(
That's why you melt it on toast and use it in a sandwich. :)

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:LazarX wrote:Dunno. I just know that cheese smells nasty and has a yucky texture when I chew it.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Lactose intolerant? If so, is that an elven thing?Christopholes wrote:Where in Golarion was the best cheese you ever had?Haven't found it yet, 'cause cheese is kinda nasty.My sympathies. :(
That's why you melt it on toast and use it in a sandwich. :)
Eeew... why would you ruin a perfectly good piece of bread with cheese? Nasty.

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Christopholes wrote:As a Forlorn Elf, how did you learn Elven?Lots of practice, fueled by a curiosity about my own heritage. You have to spend the years between friends doing SOMETHING, and learning Elven seemed like a good use of my time. Kept me from drowning myself in the Yondabakari at least.
That is kinda of depressing. Are you always this depressed and hide it? Or do you have moments of happiness that banish the depression?

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Christopholes wrote:As a Forlorn Elf, how did you learn Elven?Lots of practice, fueled by a curiosity about my own heritage. You have to spend the years between friends doing SOMETHING, and learning Elven seemed like a good use of my time. Kept me from drowning myself in the Yondabakari at least.
According to James Doohan, that's how Scotty learned Scottish.

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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:That is kinda of depressing. Are you always this depressed and hide it? Or do you have moments of happiness that banish the depression?Christopholes wrote:As a Forlorn Elf, how did you learn Elven?Lots of practice, fueled by a curiosity about my own heritage. You have to spend the years between friends doing SOMETHING, and learning Elven seemed like a good use of my time. Kept me from drowning myself in the Yondabakari at least.
I'm not sure I've ever tried to hide my depression. It's what it is. And I do have plenty of happiness. More so now, in fact, than before.

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Freehold DM wrote:Is there anything in our world that you could really use in yours? It doesn't have to be super practical or anything, just something that we have here that you think would be appreciated there.Dunno. Never been there so I dunno what I'm missing.
I have this amazing wonder pill that could solve your every need. It cures every disease imagineable, revives lost loved ones, heals any wound, and it can even make your loved ones live longer and retains their youthful beauty. It's for sale for a one day only special!
Interested?
Bluff: 1d20 - 5 ⇒ (5) - 5 = 0
"Wait, 1d20-5! What the heck?"
"Yeah, your obviously evil mustache isn't fooling anyone buddy. Twirling it isn't helping either."
[Edit] Well... damn. Can't roll much worse than that!

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Christopholes wrote:Is windsurfing in the Eye of Abendego fun?Yes.
If I can get someone to Gate you to Azeroth, want to try the Maelstrom? (Safety tip: make sure you're equipped with a Ring of Featherfall, if case you wind up falling into the local plane of Earth or Deepholme)

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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:If I can get someone to Gate you to Azeroth, want to try the Maelstrom? (Safety tip: make sure you're equipped with a Ring of Featherfall, if case you wind up falling into the local plane of Earth or Deepholme)Christopholes wrote:Is windsurfing in the Eye of Abendego fun?Yes.
Nah. The elves there weird me out. They're too tall, and they have sharp teeth.

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John Kretzer wrote:Hey Congrats on your promotion to Creative Director(referring to what appears after your name)...mmm...what did you do to James Jacobs?Plot Twist! Merisiel has been controlling an animatronic tyrannosaurus rex all along!
Hmm, you'd think Creative Stabber would be more apropos.

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Hey Congrats on your promotion to Creative Director(referring to what appears after your name)...mmm...what did you do to James Jacobs?
Thanks!
He still has is job. I'm creative director of Kyra.
You'd better not tell her I said that though.
I probably shouldn't have written that down.
I definitely shouldn't have hit submit post.

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John Kretzer wrote:Hey Congrats on your promotion to Creative Director(referring to what appears after your name)...mmm...what did you do to James Jacobs?Thanks!
He still has is job. I'm creative director of Kyra.
You'd better not tell her I said that though.
I probably shouldn't have written that down.
I definitely shouldn't have hit submit post.
I hear Kyra is too wise to read these boards. You probably don't have anything to worry about.
... uhh fairly unlikely....
... probably not at all.....
....you're doomed.....

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Merisiel,
First of all did I spell your name right...looks wrong to me?
Secondly you mentioned a time between friends up thread does that mean you've had previous adventuring parties before you joined up with the Iconics? If so were they different then your present group of companions? How did you start adventuring with your current group? Was there any sort of application process?

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Merisiel,
First of all did I spell your name right...looks wrong to me?
Secondly you mentioned a time between friends up thread does that mean you've had previous adventuring parties before you joined up with the Iconics? If so were they different then your present group of companions? How did you start adventuring with your current group? Was there any sort of application process?
Looks right to me.
Those previous adventuring parties were losers. Application process? No. That sounds like Thrunie jibber jabber.

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You think if the Thrunies are deposed it'll cause a horrible cataclysm where the soul of every Chelaxian citizen is forcibly stripped from their bodies and dragged to Hell due to a stipulation that once House Thrune no longer rules Cheliax, Hell gets to claim its payment of the entire nation's souls? I mean, it sounds like Hell's into that sort of thing given they gave Mad Ol' Ileosa a similar deal indicating a mortal can sell someone else's soul or something! Just kinda trying to figure out how best to liberate Cheliax without triggering something as bad as the Worldwound.

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I thought you pronounced it UNCHAINED! (The exclamation point is important)?
More importantly, with Pathfinder UNCHAINED!'s coolness to the EXTREME!, will you be getting a skateboard?

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You think if the Thrunies are deposed it'll cause a horrible cataclysm where the soul of every Chelaxian citizen is forcibly stripped from their bodies and dragged to Hell due to a stipulation that once House Thrune no longer rules Cheliax, Hell gets to claim its payment of the entire nation's souls? I mean, it sounds like Hell's into that sort of thing given they gave Mad Ol' Ileosa a similar deal indicating a mortal can sell someone else's soul or something! Just kinda trying to figure out how best to liberate Cheliax without triggering something as bad as the Worldwound.
I do not think that at all.

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Have you seen the new abilities you'll be getting with the Unchained rules? What do you think? Will it now be DEBILITATE instead of STAB?
("Debilitate" is not "bats" spelled backwards, so there's that...)
Nope. It's still stab. And of course the reverse of stab is the worst thing. Because stab is the best.