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Freehold DM wrote:

Is there anything in our world that you could really use in yours? It doesn't have to be super practical or anything, just something that we have here that you think would be appreciated there.

Dunno. Never been there so I dunno what I'm missing.

I have this amazing wonder pill that could solve your every need. It cures every disease imagineable, revives lost loved ones, heals any wound, and it can even make your loved ones live longer and retains their youthful beauty. It's for sale for a one day only special!

Interested?

Bluff: 1d20 - 5 ⇒ (5) - 5 = 0

"Wait, 1d20-5! What the heck?"
"Yeah, your obviously evil mustache isn't fooling anyone buddy. Twirling it isn't helping either."

[Edit] Well... damn. Can't roll much worse than that!