The NPC |
Ms. Merisiel Sillvari,
Say you are sealed in a dungeon. There are two doors leading a out. One door leads to room with 10 fiendish and intelligent dire bats. In the other room you find a magic mirror. It shows you for what you really are*, no lies or deceptions. Which door do you choose?
*= Not making a claim on what that is. It just shows you the whole truth.
Merisiel Sillvari |
Ms. Merisiel Sillvari,
Say you are sealed in a dungeon. There are two doors leading a out. One door leads to room with 10 fiendish and intelligent dire bats. In the other room you find a magic mirror. It shows you for what you really are*, no lies or deceptions. Which door do you choose?
*= Not making a claim on what that is. It just shows you the whole truth.
The mirror. I know who I am. And if that dirty stinking lying mirror lies to me, well, mirrors are easy enough to break.
James Jacobs Creative Director |
John Kretzer |
The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
Oh...I thought he was your pet...
So what do you think about Wasps?
GreenDragon1133 |
The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
To be fair he is the T-REX! T-Rex pretty much does what he wants, when he wants. (And I'm told speaks with the voice of Optimus Prime, because that's just how awesome he is.)
Merisiel Sillvari |
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
Oh...I thought he was your pet...
So what do you think about Wasps?
Wasps are awesome. I've had pet wasps before.
Misroi |
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John Kretzer wrote:Wasps are awesome. I've had pet wasps before.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
Oh...I thought he was your pet...
So what do you think about Wasps?
How does that even work? In my experience, wasps are giant angry buzzing stinging insects that want to murder everything because they're not bees and can't make honey. How does someone keep one as a pet?
Archpaladin Zousha |
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How does that even work? In my experience, wasps are giant angry buzzing stinging insects that want to murder everything because they're not bees and can't make honey. How does someone keep one as a pet?John Kretzer wrote:Wasps are awesome. I've had pet wasps before.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
Oh...I thought he was your pet...
So what do you think about Wasps?
Actually I've got a good druid friend that lives in the leech-bog, who showed me that's not true. They're only dangerous if they think you're going to hurt their babies or something. If you repeatedly show you're not a threat to their nest, they really calm down, to the point where you can even hand-feed them!
Ever met him, Merisiel? Despite his creepy aspect he's a wise and generous soul who has love for all creatures of the world (except dolphins, the little BASTARDS!).
Merisiel Sillvari |
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How does that even work? In my experience, wasps are giant angry buzzing stinging insects that want to murder everything because they're not bees and can't make honey. How does someone keep one as a pet?John Kretzer wrote:Wasps are awesome. I've had pet wasps before.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
Oh...I thought he was your pet...
So what do you think about Wasps?
You obviously did it wrong.
Helps to have magic. Or magic wasps. Or elf patience and elf skilz.
Merisiel Sillvari |
Misroi wrote:Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How does that even work? In my experience, wasps are giant angry buzzing stinging insects that want to murder everything because they're not bees and can't make honey. How does someone keep one as a pet?John Kretzer wrote:Wasps are awesome. I've had pet wasps before.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
Oh...I thought he was your pet...
So what do you think about Wasps?
Actually I've got a good druid friend that lives in the leech-bog, who showed me that's not true. They're only dangerous if they think you're going to hurt their babies or something. If you repeatedly show you're not a threat to their nest, they really calm down, to the point where you can even hand-feed them!
Ever met him, Merisiel? Despite his creepy aspect he's a wise and generous soul who has love for all creatures of the world (except dolphins, the little BASTARDS!).
eeew
Misroi |
Misroi wrote:Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How does that even work? In my experience, wasps are giant angry buzzing stinging insects that want to murder everything because they're not bees and can't make honey. How does someone keep one as a pet?John Kretzer wrote:Wasps are awesome. I've had pet wasps before.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
Oh...I thought he was your pet...
So what do you think about Wasps?
You obviously did it wrong.
Helps to have magic. Or magic wasps. Or elf patience and elf skilz.
I will admit, I lack both magic and mad elfing skillz. Though "magic wasps" doesn't sound like an improvement to me. Maybe to the wasp, but what's good for the goose is certainly not good for the gander in this exchange.
I know you don't always use poison. But when you do, what do you use?
Merisiel Sillvari |
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Misroi wrote:Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How does that even work? In my experience, wasps are giant angry buzzing stinging insects that want to murder everything because they're not bees and can't make honey. How does someone keep one as a pet?John Kretzer wrote:Wasps are awesome. I've had pet wasps before.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
Oh...I thought he was your pet...
So what do you think about Wasps?
You obviously did it wrong.
Helps to have magic. Or magic wasps. Or elf patience and elf skilz.
I will admit, I lack both magic and mad elfing skillz. Though "magic wasps" doesn't sound like an improvement to me. Maybe to the wasp, but what's good for the goose is certainly not good for the gander in this exchange.
I know you don't always use poison. But when you do, what do you use?
Varies on the situation, but (of course) I'm most fond of giant wasp poison.
Archpaladin Zousha |
Archpaladin Zousha wrote:eeewMisroi wrote:Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How does that even work? In my experience, wasps are giant angry buzzing stinging insects that want to murder everything because they're not bees and can't make honey. How does someone keep one as a pet?John Kretzer wrote:Wasps are awesome. I've had pet wasps before.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:The dinosaur gets in here now and then. I have to keep repairing the giant door that some fool built into the anti-dinosaur wall. Sorry about that.
(And by "rebuild" I mean get Valeros and Amiri and Sajan and Seoni to rebuild it...)
Oh...I thought he was your pet...
So what do you think about Wasps?
Actually I've got a good druid friend that lives in the leech-bog, who showed me that's not true. They're only dangerous if they think you're going to hurt their babies or something. If you repeatedly show you're not a threat to their nest, they really calm down, to the point where you can even hand-feed them!
Ever met him, Merisiel? Despite his creepy aspect he's a wise and generous soul who has love for all creatures of the world (except dolphins, the little BASTARDS!).
He gets that reaction a lot.
Which kinds of elves are the most fun to hang out with? Native Kyonin elves? Other Forlorn? Ekujae?
Merisiel Sillvari |
Which kinds of elves are the most fun to hang out with? Native Kyonin elves? Other Forlorn? Ekujae?
Elves that aren't too serious about being elves. They're all over. Other Forlorn elves tend to be the most common in this regard, but they also tend to be the most depressing. I've found that there's not really any one elven ethnicity that guarantees "fun" in any event.
Anarael |
ulgulanoth wrote:Meri what would you do if you met Nocticula?Try very hard not to piss her off.
Smart move... If you bring Seelah along however, Noticula will be so distracted, she won't pay you a second thought. Seelah on the other hand..... As a fellow Paladin though, I'd have to say that this would be yet another test for her.
Merisiel Sillvari Creative Director |
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Smart move... If you bring Seelah along however, Noticula will be so distracted, she won't pay you a second thought. Seelah on the other hand..... As a fellow Paladin though, I'd have to say that this would be yet another test for her.ulgulanoth wrote:Meri what would you do if you met Nocticula?Try very hard not to piss her off.
Why would I even consider bringing Seelah? That sounds like a good way to either get her killed or force me to kill her.
Voin_AFOL |
I notice in your statblock you don't carry a bedroll.
Is that because you prefer to snuggle up with your other party members? Particularity a certain priestess of Sarenrae?
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Icyshadow wrote:Are you perceptive enough to find a needle in a haystack?Yes
How about a specific needle in a stack of needles?
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John Kretzer wrote:So how devout of a worshiper of Calistria are you?I'm not even sure how you'd measure that. I don't go to church every day, and I'm dating someone who worships Sarenrae, but I do quite enjoy sex and revenge and trickery, so take all that for what it's worth.
What's your take on monogamy? Do elves even have a concept of that as humans do, or do they find trying to "own" someone in that way petty and needlessly limiting to their enjoyment of life's passions?
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How many nations/cities have put a price on your capture?
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ulgulanoth wrote:Meri of the iconics, which are the most fun to go partying with together?Kyra, Seoni, and Valeros if you're adventuring. Kyra, Lem, and Valeros if you're carousing.
If you were to rank your fellow iconics from most to least "fun to go carousing with"...?
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When death comes for you, will you steal back your soul and go on living?
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So you and Kyra: tell us about how that happened. And yes, we want all the juicy details. ;P
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What's the "one big score" you want to steal the most?
Would you retire to a private paradise after said big score?
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What's the most fun you've ever had?
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If someone dared you to break in to Abadar's First Vault...?
Merisiel Sillvari |
...wrote a wall of text...
oof... hard to reply to such a spread out question, so I'll fight back by posting my response in condensed form.
Friends carry bedrolls for the situations where I don't get to sleep in a bed. I don't see how specificity makes needle finding any different. Monogamy is booooring, but that doesn't mean I don't have a favorite. Yes, elves know about monogamy (rolls eyes). More than one, less than a dozen. Too many iconics these days to bother. Nope, cause I'll be dead. Read the comics. I'm not a thief. Privacy is boring. Can't say here because the puritans that infest your world will get all freaked out. Again?
Merisiel Sillvari |
What's the weirdest thing you've ever pilfered out of someone's pocket?
How well do you get along with Seelah, considering you two both used to be street urchins but took vastly different paths and outlooks on life from there?
Someone ELSE'S pocket.
Well enough. We have a grudging mutual respect and an unspoken agreement to stay out of each other's way and to hide from the other the things that might make her angry.
John Kretzer |
Voin_AFOL wrote:What's the weirdest thing you've ever pilfered out of someone's pocket?
How well do you get along with Seelah, considering you two both used to be street urchins but took vastly different paths and outlooks on life from there?
Someone ELSE'S pocket.
Well enough. We have a grudging mutual respect and an unspoken agreement to stay out of each other's way and to hide from the other the things that might make her angry.
What does Seelah do that she has to hide from you so you don't get angry?
Merisiel Sillvari |
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:What does Seelah do that she has to hide from you so you don't get angry?Voin_AFOL wrote:What's the weirdest thing you've ever pilfered out of someone's pocket?
How well do you get along with Seelah, considering you two both used to be street urchins but took vastly different paths and outlooks on life from there?
Someone ELSE'S pocket.
Well enough. We have a grudging mutual respect and an unspoken agreement to stay out of each other's way and to hide from the other the things that might make her angry.
Re-read my post. She's the one who gets angry, not me.