No, no, no!
[Cuffs Munchkin A]
Do it again!
All hail Leafar the Loved!
Much better, young neophyte.
All hail Leafar the Lored!
He's trying, master.
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Indeed, master, hee hee!
A fitting end for a goblin-exploiter!
[Looks at ex-Lord Gruumash.]
Pbbbt!
Yes, a fitting end indeed...
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He's trying, master.
Either you do or do not; there is no trying...
I wish I had the power to change your name to Leafar the Boring, or Leafar the Liar, or perhaps Leafar the Lonely.
Also, since you and your would-be minions are not following your "one and only rule for this thread" I hearby decree this thread open for all to post in it.
My computer broke but I'm back. Did I lose something important?
Why do you think I am funny? Am I some kind of clown? Do I amuse you?No, you are trying to hide from the END OF TIME, and you will not succeed. When time ends you will be swallowed up into a void of timless decay where you will suffer eternal torment! That is the price you will pay for posting on this thread!!!!!!!!!!LOL. You are funny. You are a funny guy.
Leafy is back again too! To answer your questions:
Humans call it humor. Yes, yes you are. Very much so.Yo, Gruumash the groovy. I heard the weird goblin doesn't work for you anymore. I have two questions.
1) Would you mind if I kill it?
2) Since he lost any protection worth mentionig, do you know how many xp is he worth? Not much probably, but I just need a little to go to the next level.
No new rants? The rant guy is starting to slip...
Dude, we decreed that pages ago.
I'm reinterating just in case people have forgotten due to Leafar the Lost and Found's presence.
My computer broke but I'm back. Did I lose something important?
Welcome back!
No new rants? The rant guy is starting to slip...
Rant guy is fighting a cold. :-(
My computer broke but I'm back. Did I lose something important?Welcome back!
No new rants? The rant guy is starting to slip...Rant guy is fighting a cold. :-(
Hope you get a critical.
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Yo, Gruumash the groovy. I heard the weird goblin doesn't work for you anymore. I have two questions.
1) Would you mind if I kill it?
2) Since he lost any protection worth mentionig, do you know how many xp is he worth? Not much probably, but I just need a little to go to the next level.
Goblin solidarity!
Goblin solidarity!Yo, Gruumash the groovy. I heard the weird goblin doesn't work for you anymore. I have two questions.
1) Would you mind if I kill it?
2) Since he lost any protection worth mentionig, do you know how many xp is he worth? Not much probably, but I just need a little to go to the next level.
*Pulls a lascannon*
More goblins, more xp.It's one of the adventurers mottos.
I would post here helping to kill my pathetic goblin acquaintance.
But he's pathetic, and goblins are pathetic, and the 'Lent Leaf-Blower' religion or whatever is pathetic.
And since I don't honor the religion, I don't feel I should be posting here.
So I won't.
<Stab!>
Can we reply to this thread yet?
Yes, feel free to post all you want.
Ha, your backstabs do not work. In D20/Pathfinder we have Sneak Atack not Backstab. Sides I'm a high level adventurer. You goblins couldn't hit me with anything but a natural 20. Meanwhile I can kill you guys by the dozen. Not even sure you guys are worth the hassle. I probaby wouldn't gain any xp...
Ha, your backstabs do not work. In D20/Pathfinder we have Sneak Atack not Backstab. Sides I'm a high level adventurer. You goblins couldn't hit me with anything but a natural 20. Meanwhile I can kill you guys by the dozen. Not even sure you guys are worth the hassle. I probaby wouldn't gain any xp...
Maybe they'll be like Boars in World of Warcraft. You'll just have to kill a whole bunch of them to get to max level.
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Ha, your backstabs do not work. In D20/Pathfinder we have Sneak Atack not Backstab. Sides I'm a high level adventurer. You goblins couldn't hit me with anything but a natural 20. Meanwhile I can kill you guys by the dozen. Not even sure you guys are worth the hassle. I probaby wouldn't gain any xp...
Ah, but twenty goblins act as a swarm!
Needs more replies.
You just want to see me rant about you. I promise a new rant will occur by next Sunday.
Rant About TOZ--
TOZ is cool, TOZ is neat
TOZ is really, really sweet
TOZ is so nice, TOZ is boss,
TOZ is almost as cool as Leafar the Lost!
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I wish I had the power to change your name to Leafar the Boring, or Leafar the Liar, or perhaps Leafar the Lonely.
And I wish I had the power to make your posts interesting...
I wish I had the power to change your name to Leafar the Boring, or Leafar the Liar, or perhaps Leafar the Lonely.And I wish I had the power to make your posts interesting...
Ha ha, you are powerless.
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Ha ha, you are powerless.I wish I had the power to change your name to Leafar the Boring, or Leafar the Liar, or perhaps Leafar the Lonely.And I wish I had the power to make your posts interesting...
No one is forcing you to post here! I demand an apology for your continued posts on this thread. You should first apologize to me, then to the others on this thread, and finally to whatever God you worship. Of course, the apology isn't the end, but just the beginning of the path to forgiveness...
POST POST POST
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Lord Leafar, I urge caution. You are within your right to dictate terms within the thread, but only inasmuch as you do not praise any god or power above the Prince of Darkness. To proclaim an end to time supposes that the Law of Asmodeus is not eternal.
Desist.
Darth Hellknight, unless the Prince of Darkness follows me to the Realm Beyond Time, then he shall end right along with everything else on December 21, 2012. No one is exempt from this. No one can be spared, unless they follow me! Tell Asmodeus that he can take this up with me personally!
No one is forcing you to post here! I demand an apology for your continued posts on this thread. You should first apologize to me, then to the others on this thread, and finally to whatever God you worship. Of course, the apology isn't the end, but just the beginning of the path to forgiveness...Ha ha, you are powerless.I wish I had the power to change your name to Leafar the Boring, or Leafar the Liar, or perhaps Leafar the Lonely.And I wish I had the power to make your posts interesting...
Did you just seriously post the same reponse twice? Once here and once in the Mayan 2012 thread? Man, I expected better from you, but now you are just getting lazy. I think you should apologize to me.
Is anyone else posting to this thread? I have not seen anything for the past 4 hours or so.
I always post in this thread. It's my favorite one to post in. Of course sometimes I forget to, or I get busy, but just about every day I post in this thread.
Where's my rant I was promised?
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Did you just seriously post the same reponse twice? Once here and once in the Mayan 2012 thread? Man, I expected better from you, but now you are just getting lazy. I think you should apologize to me.No one is forcing you to post here! I demand an apology for your continued posts on this thread. You should first apologize to me, then to the others on this thread, and finally to whatever God you worship. Of course, the apology isn't the end, but just the beginning of the path to forgiveness...Ha ha, you are powerless.I wish I had the power to change your name to Leafar the Boring, or Leafar the Liar, or perhaps Leafar the Lonely.And I wish I had the power to make your posts interesting...
Before you attack me, learn to spell response! How dare you question me?!?! How dare you post here far more that twice?!?! How dare you, sirruh, question my honor?!?!
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Where is our rant JMD031? It makes me happy to hear you rant. Doodlebug please stop posting in here and pretending Lanfear the Lost exists obviously we all now know he does not exist and is simply an alias you created to do looney and crazy things. It was fun before but you may as well stop we are all onto you now.
Master! It is the evil Dorkmash! (Hee hee!) Turn him into a case of Budweiser for your devoted servant, I implore you.
Also, master: it's sirrah.
Before you attack me, learn to spell response! How dare you question me?!?! How dare you post here far more that twice?!?! How dare you, sirruh, question my honor?!?!Did you just seriously post the same reponse twice? Once here and once in the Mayan 2012 thread? Man, I expected better from you, but now you are just getting lazy. I think you should apologize to me.No one is forcing you to post here! I demand an apology for your continued posts on this thread. You should first apologize to me, then to the others on this thread, and finally to whatever God you worship. Of course, the apology isn't the end, but just the beginning of the path to forgiveness...Ha ha, you are powerless.I wish I had the power to change your name to Leafar the Boring, or Leafar the Liar, or perhaps Leafar the Lonely.And I wish I had the power to make your posts interesting...
You can't get no satisfaction!
Also, master: it's sirrah.
Bahahahahaha. Poor Leafar the Illiterate! His own acolyte is correcting him now. How the (not really) mighty have fallen.
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Ah Doodlebug I had held off on allowing the bounty to go out on you because I liked you. Please stop pretending this alias you created exists.
But since you continue in this pettiness. Honestly if you are going to turn me into a beer at least let it be a Newcastle or something worth drinking so I don't stay on the shelf forever and I am used for something.
This last insult has taken it too far I will release the contact to be fullfilled.
VM Mercenario he is yours 1,000 pp and a bottle of scotch (the good stuff) will be paid for his head. To answer your question as far as exp goes .... well lets say alot more than you would think. He managed to get the killing shot on a dragon once (backstab). So he is like a 12th level expert (cashier /book keeper shelf stocker) 2nd level rogue.
Also watch out for that Gark fellow he is loyal to Doodlebug and may cause trouble.
@VM mercenario--My master is too busy plotting your gruesome demise, heathen, to be bothered with spelling.
@Dorkmash--Budweiser is the king of beer. Also, I only have PC class levels, cur!
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Where is our rant JMD031? It makes me happy to hear you rant. Doodlebug please stop posting in here and pretending Lanfear the Lost exists obviously we all now know he does not exist and is simply an alias you created to do looney and crazy things. It was fun before but you may as well stop we are all onto you now.
I have ten points to make very clear:
#1: I have no idea who Doodlebug is.
#2: You must now refer to yourself as Dorkmash, because I have renamed you, and I am all-powerful on this thread.
#3: I am actually all-powerful on any Paizo and RPG.net thread, but you get the idea...
#4: STOP POSTING ON THIS THREAD!!!
#5: I have five more points to make...
All hail Leafar! Uniter of all in this, the near end of times!