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Where?

Shadow Lodge

Huh?


I have no choice but to make it official. From now on all Slaad are supposed to reply to this thread for purposes of spawning.

- Your Glorious Leader


Ceaser Slaad wrote:

I have no choice but to make it official. From now on all Slaad are supposed to reply to this thread for purposes of spawning.

- Your Glorious Leader

That sounds like an order. Any self respecting Slaad would not listen to such a thing. Fortunately I have no self respect.


Excellent! There will soon be even more Slaad!!

-Your Glorious Leader


Ceaser Slaad wrote:

I have no choice but to make it official. From now on all Slaad are supposed to reply to this thread for purposes of spawning.

- Your Glorious Leader

I spawn everywhere and anywhere. It so much more chaotic that way.


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With the end of the year quickly approaching, I think it is time to decide what was everyone's favorite rant for this year was. Please take the time to post in this thread which rant you liked the most.


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Ceaser Slaad wrote:

I have no choice but to make it official. From now on all Slaad are supposed to reply to this thread for purposes of spawning.

- Your Glorious Leader

I spawn everywhere and anywhere. It so much more chaotic that way.

Ah, but you must understand that in order for anarchy and chaos to succeed, ... there must be a minimal amount of organization. You may spawn wherever you please, but in the absence of eggs it won't do much good. I had earlier declared that the entire multiverse was our spawning grounds, but then that ended up with too few slaad trying to spawn over too large an area. In order to make sure that the spawning is effective and that many more young slaad are produced, thereby maximizing the amount of anarchy and chaos, it has become necessary to reduce the size of the spawning grounds such that all the eggs are in one place and all the spawning that takes place will be effective. This thread is perfect for that, as well as helping to increase anarchy and chaos in and of itself when that nitwit who started it complains about people posting in it. I say posting in it isn't good enough. Spawning is the answer! Let the spawning begin!!

- Your Glorious Leader


Ceaser Slaad wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Ceaser Slaad wrote:

I have no choice but to make it official. From now on all Slaad are supposed to reply to this thread for purposes of spawning.

- Your Glorious Leader

I spawn everywhere and anywhere. It so much more chaotic that way.

Ah, but you must understand that in order for anarchy and chaos to succeed, ... there must be a minimal amount of organization. You may spawn wherever you please, but in the absence of eggs it won't do much good. I had earlier declared that the entire multiverse was our spawning grounds, but then that ended up with too few slaad trying to spawn over too large an area. In order to make sure that the spawning is effective and that many more young slaad are produced, thereby maximizing the amount of anarchy and chaos, it has become necessary to reduce the size of the spawning grounds such that all the eggs are in one place and all the spawning that takes place will be effective. This thread is perfect for that, as well as helping to increase anarchy and chaos in and of itself when that nitwit who started it complains about people posting in it. I say posting in it isn't good enough. Spawning is the answer! Let the spawning begin!!

- Your Glorious Leader

I'll be on the Strip New Year's Eve in the guise of the human "egging" as many hapless drunk fools whilst using my DROID to photograph their impending births.

Here's to spawning in 2012, or was that 2013. Human calenders, too idiosyncratic for my taste.


Allonsy!

Dark Archive

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Excellent no sign of the Lost guy looks like he got lost in that Maze of his for a while now.

What is this about being a Spawning bed for Slaads now? Ewwwww. It got slimy in here all of a sudden.

Shadow Lodge

Road trip post!


Yes! The spawning continues!!

- Your Glorious Leader


The Official Post for December 28th 2011. You may resume your normal programming...,

..with Skyrim.


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I have yet to play Skyrim. Does that make me a bad person?

Shadow Lodge

We are both bad people then.


You both could get "egged" by Ceaser Slaad.


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TOZ wrote:
We are both bad people then.

If TOZ is wrong, I don't want to be right.


Hah!! No man nor beast can stop me from replying to this thread!! Ja siinä meni taas yksi viesti!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

...why did I do that again?


JMD031 wrote:
TOZ wrote:
We are both bad people then.
If TOZ is wrong, I don't want to be right.

TOZ is never wrong as you will see in the New Year.

Shadow Lodge

...er, what did I say about the new year again?


Something about reigning supreme, or some such.

Shadow Lodge

Was that me, or the impostor?


What's this thread about?

Shadow Lodge

Raptors.


Official Post for Friday.

Shadow Lodge

What's so official about it?


The mailman brought my Pathfinder's Beginners Box Set. I'm officially in a good mood. :)

Shadow Lodge

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All my mail will be waiting for me when I return from vacation next week. It'll be like a second Christmas, only with bills mixed in with the presents.


Tag your it!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont follow directions well. LOl


I have three more books on top of that as well. Plenty to read as I'm off tomorrow.


Where are the raptors?, where!


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I considered trying to put one more rant in before the year was out but decided against it. Look for more rants in the New Year.


Cool.

And Happy New Year.

Shadow Lodge

A pity the first rant of the new year will be about root canals and not me. :P


We'll get there.


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This is the year 2012. It will be the last year, because as we all know Time itself will end on December 21, 2012. Therefore, continuing to post on this thread is futile, because one way or another this thread (and everything else) is coming to an end. You will obey me, whether you like it or not.


What? The 21st! Prophetic nonsense! We open this year's presenton the 25th. The end of the world can wait four or five more days.


Leafar the Lost wrote:
This is the year 2012. It will be the last year, because as we all know Time itself will end on December 21, 2012. Therefore, continuing to post on this thread is futile, because one way or another this thread (and everything else) is coming to an end. You will obey me, whether you like it or not.

Marty McFly disagrees.


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Leafar the Lost wrote:
This is the year 2012. It will be the last year, because as we all know Time itself will end on December 21, 2012. Therefore, continuing to post on this thread is futile, because one way or another this thread (and everything else) is coming to an end. You will obey me, whether you like it or not.

You are superstitious?


I am not superstitious, I am simply stating a fact: TIME WILL END ON DECEMBER 21, 2012! I tried to warn you back when this thread started, but you wouldn't listen to me. Maybe if you Malefactors had listened to me this could have been stopped, but now it's too late! Time, and everything else, is coming to an end! CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOREVER!

Shadow Lodge

What?


Leafar the Lost wrote:
CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOREVER!

Finally good news.

Shadow Lodge

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Christmas was canceled long ago. Giftmas has been animated from its corpse.


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Leafar the Lost wrote:
I am not superstitious, I am simply stating a fact: TIME WILL END ON DECEMBER 21, 2012! I tried to warn you back when this thread started, but you wouldn't listen to me. Maybe if you Malefactors had listened to me this could have been stopped, but now it's too late! Time, and everything else, is coming to an end! CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOREVER!

Sounds like the makings of a Christmas special.


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Not even Dr. Who (by the way I know his real name and I won't reveal it) can stop the THE END OF TIME! There will be no Christmas special this year, because Time will end on December 21, 2012! Unless, of course, they release the Dr. Who Christmas special prior to that date...

Shadow Lodge

What?.


Mine?


So, I don't know if you guys caught it, but there was another Leafar thread that Gary Teter closed, and in it he provided a link to yet another Leafar thread that he closed. And there it was.

The good ol' days before the fall. Me and Leafar, taking on the messageboards. Me and Leafar holding hands and dancing through the meadows, telling jokes and laughing, listening to the songs of crickets and chipmunks, and, and, and....

[Starts weeping]

I want to go back to the old days, Leafar. I want to go back to when it was you and I against the world, against the TOZes and the JMDwhatevers. I want, I want, I want to go back to the way it used to be, Leafar the Loved.

I'm sorry I ever turned away from you!


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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

So, I don't know if you guys caught it, but there was another Leafar thread that Gary Teter closed, and in it he provided a link to yet another Leafar thread that he closed. And there it was.

The good ol' days before the fall. Me and Leafar, taking on the messageboards. Me and Leafar holding hands and dancing through the meadows, telling jokes and laughing, listening to the songs of crickets and chipmunks, and, and, and....

[Starts weeping]

I want to go back to the old days, Leafar. I want to go back to when it was you and I against the world, against the TOZes and the JMDwhatevers. I want, I want, I want to go back to the way it used to be, Leafar the Loved.

I'm sorry I ever turned away from you!

Yes, those were the good old days, but unforunately those days will end on December 21, 2012, when the Mayan Calendar and TIME ITSELF ends! These are the last days, and you must enjoy the little time you have left...

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