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There really is no good way for dealing with body hair.
you seem to be dealing with it in an interesting fashion.
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Facebook reminded me that I said this a year ago, and I thought it was worthy of here:
As much as I like shows and movies with Kelsey Grammer, just once I want to see him play something besides an erudite high society intellectual. They're all the same guy; even in X-Men, the Beast is just Frasier in desperate need of electrolysis.
Come on Kelsey, stretch your acting muscles and play a Nascar-watching, beer-swilling, wife beater wearing, trailer park piece of white trash!
I pretty much guarantee an Oscar if you can pull it off. Everyone will be so shocked it's inevitable.
Boss. Well, the character might be high-society, but not particularly erudite or intellectual.
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I've found landscaping and manscaping to have a surprising amount of crossover personally.
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I would electrolysis the unwanted areas if it weren't so dang expensive.
Again, neck hair is the devil and disgusting looking. Nobody ever pulled it off. Ever. Even Bradly Cooper, Brad Pitt, or another unfairly handsome man with a neck beard would look ridiculous.
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Boss. Well, the character might be high-society, but not particularly erudite or intellectual.Facebook reminded me that I said this a year ago, and I thought it was worthy of here:
As much as I like shows and movies with Kelsey Grammer, just once I want to see him play something besides an erudite high society intellectual. They're all the same guy; even in X-Men, the Beast is just Frasier in desperate need of electrolysis.
Come on Kelsey, stretch your acting muscles and play a Nascar-watching, beer-swilling, wife beater wearing, trailer park piece of white trash!
I pretty much guarantee an Oscar if you can pull it off. Everyone will be so shocked it's inevitable.
he was amazing in boss.
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Fascinating responses.
Men are wimps to painful hair removal? Who knew?
~googles it~
Hmmm...
- they do make course hair wax that works on men's beards and necks.
- the hair stays gone from 3 to 6 weeks.
- the pictures of men wincing painfully as they wax is amusing.
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We aren't wimps, we're delicate flowers that need to be nurtured, and danced in front of.
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Bling40k, I looked at the Daring Champion, and it's pretty good, but I would want a horse for an evil cavalier. It's a cool archetype and all, but I think Pepe is better as a straight up Swashbuckler.
However, I failed Limey's Halfling suggestion save, just need to get it all down on paper.
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Also I present for you,
Manley Waxface, a former nobleman who's Demodand Tiefling heritage was discovered in an unfortunate beard waxing reaction, he has since resorted to Alchemy to restore his once beautiful face.
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Fascinating responses.
Men are wimps to painful hair removal? Who knew?~googles it~
Hmmm...
- they do make course hair wax that works on men's beards and necks.
- the hair stays gone from 3 to 6 weeks.
- the pictures of men wincing painfully as they wax is amusing.
I AM A PRETTY PRINCESS!
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Whatever. I waxed my arms before. It wasn't that bad, and I have Robin Williams arms if left ungroomed. It came back far too fast to be worth the experience, though, when compared to simple clipper buzzcut once a week.
My damn neck takes a every other day touch up though. The one time I tried to wax that (had a clean shaven face at the time to prevent accidental line screwups) it was too damn weak to handle the hair. I refuse to let my neck get Amish looking, so there wasn't enough to grip on.
The really impressive people the ones who wax downstairs. Talk about masochism.
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All I need downstairs is an eye for grade, and attention to detail.
As I said, lots of crossover.
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I AM A PRETTY PRINCESS!Fascinating responses.
Men are wimps to painful hair removal? Who knew?~googles it~
Hmmm...
- they do make course hair wax that works on men's beards and necks.
- the hair stays gone from 3 to 6 weeks.
- the pictures of men wincing painfully as they wax is amusing.
We know, Freehold. We know.
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That was supposed to be my dress...
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FHDM is a pretty princess even without a dress, which seems to be the chosen modus vivendi.
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So this thought crossed my mind:
"I can't believe there was ever a time, while I was alive, that there were women who actually desired to reduce the size of their backsides."
Thank you Sir Mix-a-Lot for your contribution to a culture finally helping to relieve the insanity of the 80s and early 90s.
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Nope not a chance
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I met Sir-Mix-a-Lot, once.
He was super nice. :-)
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We aren't wimps, we're delicate flowers that need to be nurtured, and danced in front of.
Lots of crossover huh?
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I'm not allowed to dance, it's been doomsday device certified by the U.N.
So, no.
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Tiny T-Rex on the drive to work.
- I'm almost five, so I should probably start taking science classes.
I should also go to ninja school.
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Oh my god I pictured that one cut scene from Chapelle show with the landscaper dancing while mowing the lawn...
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Instead of posting them again, I'll just put some links to Ashiel's thread, and some fun stories there.
That one time my PCs traveled through it and that one time I put my wife's character through Hell and worse.
Most creative (and long-lasting) Campaign I've ever run. Most of my still-remembered stories come from it! So fun!
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It's hypnotic isn't it.
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So this thought crossed my mind:
"I can't believe there was ever a time, while I was alive, that there were women who actually desired to reduce the size of their backsides."
Thank you Sir Mix-a-Lot for your contribution to a culture finally helping to relieve the insanity of the 80s and early 90s.
I know *my* anaconda don't.
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I'm on a phone, so I am having trouble doing so, by to those of you who got the Chapelle reference with the dancing landscaper, if you can link the video for those who don't recognize it, you'll be doing them a favor.
Man I miss that show.
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Bling40k, I looked at the Daring Champion, and it's pretty good, but I would want a horse for an evil cavalier. It's a cool archetype and all, but I think Pepe is better as a straight up Swashbuckler.
However, I failed Limey's Halfling suggestion save, just need to get it all down on paper.
You mean you... You didn't! Captain, you're married!
What?
Oh. I see.
Different suggestion.
*Cough*
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I really need to work on my phrasing, I keep shoving things in my mouth.
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This most recent episode of star wars rebels was the most amazing thing I have seen on American television in years. Years.
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It was... ominous.
I was kind of unimpressed by the Inquisitors too. Aren't these people supposed to be super dangerous.
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Doing butterfly lifts with too much weight. Pulled a neck/shoulder muscle and it hurts like hell. Even hurts to chew.
I have never felt so old.
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It was... ominous.
** spoiler omitted **
The first part of the spoiler lead to one of the best story arcs in Clone Wars TV series. The second part...well, they met ignominious ends. Note who they were fighting. He wasn't pulling punches. At all.
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VICE IS GOING TO BE IN THE LATEST KING OF FIGHTERS I NEED TO PLAY IT NOW I LOVE VICE SO MUCH I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S SUPER EVIL I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE VICE
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Doing butterfly lifts with too much weight. Pulled a neck/shoulder muscle and it hurts like hell. Even hurts to chew.
I have never felt so old.
Low(ish) weight, high reps becomes more important as we age.
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A bit stuck on how to start off Pepe's tale, also how to end it exactly.
Maybe I just need to start getting it out of my head.
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It will get warmer soon.
It will get warmer soon.
It will get warmer soon.
It will get warmer soon.
It will get warmer soon.
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It will get warmer soon.
It will get warmer soon.
It will get warmer soon.
It will get warmer soon.
It will get warmer soon.
No it won't.
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It's not easy working the Pepe Lepeu angle into it..
It's not easy working the Pepe Lepeu angle into it..
That's because that idea stinks~!
:V
Look. All I'm sayin' is the guy needs to have ranks in Profession (Murderhobo), or it's not worth bothering.
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It's not easy working the Pepe Lepeu angle into it..That's because that idea stinks~!
:V
You don't understand, I can do it!!
I know a way...
... you can (re)build him...
... make him (smell) stronger...
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There are two things in life Pepe loves, money and himself.
Pepe was born in Galt. Where exactly, doesn't matter, he can never go back. His parents were former slaves that worked tirelessly to win their freedom. Which made it doubly disappointing when he came of age, and hardly made a profit selling them back into slavery.
Pepe then made his way up to Mivon, where he duped an elderly Swordlord in exile to teach him the finer points of swordsmanship, he also made an excellent fall guy for a series of disappearances. for which Pepe collected a substantial reward for capturing, dead, of course.
Pepe then made his way, bored, and in a murderous funk, across the River Kingdoms. A series of murders in Pitax suggest he might've ventured there. An unsolved attempt at polluting Outsea with dead rats is certainly his work.
However, nothing grabbed Pepe, and as he was in an alleyway, coming to grips with a life of forlorn destruction (and drowning an Innkeeper in a bucket) he saw HER, the most beautiful Halfling he had ever seen.
Oh, how she casually tripped a ladder, or unsnapped a horse's saddle buckle, seemingly without even touching it. Beautiful tragedy incarnate, that is what Pepe saw when he first laid eyes on, Tammerine "Tammy" Dragontoe.
Tammy, admittedly barely notices Pepe, and finds the odd spring in his step when she's around annoying, to say the least.
For Pepe, every moment around Tammy is better than the last (although a good bathhouse or pesh den rank a close second) and there isn't a single person in the world he wouldn't murder to get his beautiful, sweetly malicious flower to notice him.
Maybe, his parents have value after all...
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BWAHAHAHAH-HAHAH~! Nice self-reference! :D
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If anything, Hell's Vengeance has been great for practice at storytelling and crafting characters. Even if I never actually get to play it.
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Well pranked, Team Four Star. Well pranked.
I actually thought it was a new movie.
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I don't like April Fool's day, too obvious.